This is an 18+ blog. Pretty much anything under the Ao3 archive warnings section, and then some can and will likely be represented here, so no histrionics, plz. I don't have a DNI or 'required reading' but do have 'things' listed at post bottom in case they are like deal breakers or whatever so you cannot say you weren't given advance warning as to my content.
*I will not waste my time reading DNIs, strawpages, Carrds or whatever new not on tumblr page. The block button is a great (sex) toy and you are free to use it at will. I sure as hell do.*
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FAQ
Who is this?
Hi, I’m TTC
I write Nemesis and Jill boning a lot. For the plot, supposedly. Been doing so forever ago.
What are you?
An immortal sentient tentacle who moonlights as a jaded fandom old. I can and will out-drink you.
What other names have you've gone by?
I've lovingly been called That Tentacle and Server Satan. I'm a walking kink-filled perv factory full of bad ideas, hence the names.
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What fics do you write?
Fic list for the Devil's Saga AU.
The Ships in the AU
My AO3
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Tags for Blog Navigation Here.
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(Con't under the cut for more general info and disclaimers)
Why is...this?
Because I want to see more Nemesis/Jill content, and it’s a bitch to find. Also, after years of putting off even joining Tumblr, I wanna share my AU and keep this crack ship alive. Maybe even fanwank on my thoughts about Toll and Onery or even on Jill, the long-suffering bad bitch that Cap keeps forgetting has a compelling storyline right there.
But this is mostly just blatant shilling of my AU
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What’s your fandoms?
Resident Evil. To be clear, I mainly stan RE3: Nemesis, not the remake one. The 1999 one. But in general, I like this goofy series, boulders, nonsense science, bad plot, and all. I do like other stuff that I might occasionally reblog. Could be silly shit like Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel or Arcane to heavy shit like BTD. I'm random like that.
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Format of each post:
A snippet, a link to Ao3. I’ll list any pertinent CWs if needed. My fics tend to be 18+ some of them marked with Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings and DD:DNE (ie unapologetically dark shit cause RE is a survival horror franchise), so keep that in mind. I might drop early snips; I haven’t decided on that yet.
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Is Nemmy -ever- nice in your fics?
Pffft (well, he’s 'nice' in bursts, as in a burst of tentacles through Brad’s face). In seriousness, in my take on him, he’s complicated, having the ability to be ""kind"", and ""caring"" but is a Tyrant through and through - basically closer to canon. I like canonical villains and I like my monsters monstrous and, at times, barely grasping that human/monster line. Expect infestations and murder.
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What is your stance on RE3: Nemesis (1999) and RE3 (2020)?
1. remake Carlos got the glow up omg
2. Jill was sassy in both and I do love og but ngl remake!Jill was so done and I feels her
3. the monsterfucker vibes was mostly immaculate
4. og Nemesis was hotter and scarier. 3make massacred my boy (I don't judge those that like 3make, but maaan my boi T.T) like my biggest gripe along with the cut content was the game missing the point of Nemmy entirely reducing him to an annoying superman jumping nuisance and honestly lessening the N/J shippy vibes for me
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Do you do fic requests? RPs?
No. I simply don’t have the focus/time to do requests or things outside of my stories. I write what I want when I want.
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Do you do DMs or Asks?
I just flit in the night and talk when I feel like it. I prefer all convos in the broad daylight on public posts. But I’ll open my Asks. Be stupid, and I’ll simply close them. Capisce?
Also if you DM me wastes of time things like 'Hi', 'hello' - the kinda shit ppl mock on dating sites especially with a pretty much blank profile, you'll be blocked. In fact, I block pretty freely as I value my time.
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Don't Whine, You Know What I'm About
[Disclaimers To Save People Time]
This Tentacle posts here:
-sex acts that ranges from soft to oh gods please don’t kill me -urk-
-tentacle murder/parasitic 'fun'/horrible things occurring
-high/low brow story drama (think Gothic Horror-esque)
-crack ships mixed in with canon with zero regard about their 'purity'
-monsterfucker shit, duh
This Tentacle:
-believes that fiction does not have the power of a death note over one's actions and believes people are not inherently stupid or unable to understand for themselves what they engage in
-holds sex positive/pagan/kink and leather/poly/queer friendly/profic views
-is against the -isms and/or -phobias used against others
-laughs at killjoy puritans; your hell/churchy-speak means nothing to me a lifelong heathen eldritch egg laying being
If you hate any of these you’ll -not- have a fun time with my works.
Also, this shouldn't have to be said, but kiddos (under 18) Be not seen or heard as per ye old adult fandom rules.
I reject all signal boosting requests/callouts; promotions will be at MY discretion. (More than likely, the answer will be 'no'.)
We team SALS/DLDR/YKINMKBYKIOK in these parts.
Be freely stupid with your ships; none of it’s real. Fandom is stupid, don’t take it so serious.
Also, the murderkink. Gotta have the murderkink and worms.
A'ight, Enjoy!
