All that glitters is not gold

" I love Crazy! " || Hans Westergard || 23 || Law Student 

[brickwallofsarcasm]

Fuck whoever fucked me up so bad that I convinced myself I’m not even worth anyone’s time

[noahcentinao]

3/? celebrity crushes — sam claflin.

“in england, when we’re at drama school, we spend a lot of time learning the craft from playwrights and stage actors, who are very well trained in the basics of acting because they need to get it right the first time. you can’t have second or third takes when you’re in front of a live audience, unlike film.”

[ofstarcourt-blog]

( @thethirteenthson related to this. )

“ I honestly can’t believe that I used to be remotely interested in you… like, you might be hot but you’re not even a minor celebrity. How am I supposed to work my way back up to the top if I’m seen with you? It’d be bad for my image. ” Eloise rambled on, slipping her sunglasses back on as if she was already in the process of ignoring Hans right to his face.

[thethirteenthson]

Hans attempted to play it off cool, all while pretending that his fragile ego hadn’t been dented a bit. “ Don’t you worry sweetheart you’re not much of a catch anyway. “ he retorted, whether he meant it or not was unknown. “ And Trust me I can have any girl I want. “ he added. The idea of being ignored had made his blood boil, he had gotten enough of that at through the years already. 

[ofstarcourt-blog]

( @thethirteenthson related to this. )

Alicia was in the process of swirling her straw around in her drink, lips pursed in thought, “ Okay, how misleading would it be if I flirted with a guy like this and then told them this isn’t my body and I’m actually a girl? I would definitely have to make sure they’re at least bisexual because I’m not that much of a bitch – but it’s also a bit weird to just randomly ask a guy about their sexuality. ”

[thethirteenthson]

“ Seems a little misleading. “ he pointed out honestly, before shrugging a bit. “ But that’s your prerogative not mine. “ he added. He didn’t have much room to judge considering he had used plenty of people for his own gain, all while trying to keep a squeaky clean reputation. 

[trashmcuthrichie]

“Holy Fuck, dude – you look like shit. Either you have some crazy zombie virus or you had too much fun with my mom last night. I don’t care which one, but could you keep, like, two feet back before I catch something from you,” Richie teased, a smile ever present on his lips. He was as loud and blunt as ever, but he wouldn’t be himself if he weren’t. “You sure you’re not gonna die?”

[thethirteenthson]

The expression that he wore said that he was far from pleased. Of course there were a number of reasons why he probably looked like shit. Lack of sleep from pulling all nighters or possibly because he had gotten a little too drunk the night before. He rolled his eyes at his comment not even bothering to give him a response. “ Why don’t you just mind your own business instead. “ he quickly countered. 

[notjustascavengcr]

@thethirteenthson

Even though Rey didn’t necessarily like that anyone was stranded at the diner, she was thankful for the company even though it was two to three patrons currently. Most of them were regulars but her attention was caught by someone she hadn’t seen before who was sitting alone. She decided to check up on him and see how the other was currently doing. “Hey there, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you here you before. Kind of sucks that we have to meet like this, huh?” She chuckled, trying to lighten the mood a bit. “Can I get you anything? Something to drink or eat? It’s on me.”

[thethirteenthson]

The diner was probably the last place Hans wanted to be stuck at. He had only ran inside to warm up a little and grab a warm drink. It seemed as though his stay was going to be longer then intended however.  When the girl had addressed him he lifted his eyes from his phone before shooting her a smile. “ I don’t think so either. I’m pretty sure I’d remember a face like your’s. “ he replied playfully. “ Are you sure? I mean a piece of apple pie would really hit the spot right now. If it wouldn’t be an inconvenience that is. “ he added. 

[thethirteenthson]

💙❄️ STARTER CALL!! 💙❄️

Like/comment for a starter with Hans!! 

[opcndoor]

yule ball starter for @thethirteenthson

Anna loved big gatherings like this.  She hadn’t been one since she was a child, and as soon as she stepped into the room she immediately felt the same childlike joy that she did back then.  “Oh my gosh…”  She gasped to herself, letting out a little giggle and twirling in her gown.  As she twirled, she lost her footing and was sent colliding with a nearby person.  “Oh gosh, I-I am so sorry!  I swear I have two left feet sometimes.  I mean, not literally, obviously if I had two left feet I would require extensive surgery and probably never be able to walk again, but- I’ll just stop talking.”

[thethirteenthson]

Hans had found that he was in his element at large parties. After all with a family as big as his, large events were only natural. He had been on his way to grab another drink when he suddenly felt someone fall right into him. Naturally, Hans was annoyed by the action at first but soon he eased up. Quickly the male grabbed her by the waist to keep her from falling. “ Hey easy there. “ he replied with a bit of chuckle.  “ Are you alright? “ he questioned with slight concern. 

[thethirteenthson]

playrchearsal:

“Well I mean…  There’s an opera in the local theatre this weekend that I’ve been dying to check out.  If that’s not your thing it’s fine, we can find something else to do, but y’know, it’s an idea.”  Christine smiled sheepishly.

He had been to the opera once when he was younger. While his younger self couldn’t sit still long enough to properly enjoy it, he couldn’t possibly deny Christine’s wish. “ Of course we could! “ he replied with a grin.  “ The opera it is then. “ he chimed, before brushing  a strand of her hair away from her face. 

[briannathestrange]

I often had the whole parlor to myself to sliiiide…! Oops. Sorry. {x}

[thethirteenthson]

playrchearsal:

Christine’s cheeks felt even hotter when she felt Hans cup her cheek and her smile grew even bigger.  “I-I’d like that a lot.”  She said softly with a small nod.

His smile widened in satisfaction as his arms slipped around her waist. “  Where would you want to go? “ he asked curiously. “ We could do whatever you want, just name it. “ 

[thethirteenthson]

playrchearsal:

Christine couldn’t help the pink tint that took over her cheeks as she tucked a strand of hair behind her ear.  “Thank you…”  She giggled softly, looking up at the male as he pulled her close.  “You look so much better than I ever will.”

“ That’s doubtful. “ he promised her with a hint of a smile on his lips. He then gently cupped her cheek. “ What you say we go out tonight? I would love to show you off. “ he replied playfully. 

[thethirteenthson]

( @playrchearsal )

“ Has anyone ever told you how gorgeous you are? “ Hans questioned as he gently looped his arm around her waist, pulling her in close to him. “ Cause you look absolutely incredible tonight. “ he pointed out with a charming smile. 

[starlvrd]

Sam Claflin photographed by Roger Rich for Zoo, 2016.

[dcrianspicture]

@thethirteenthson

“Do you know what the fuck is goin’ on? Cause I woke up looking like this and I thought maybe the LSD hasn’t worn off yet but - nope,“ Dorian complains, lighting up a cigarette and talking to whoever is nearest - whether they’re listening or not. “ Which is cool, I mean, weird shit happens in this place but I get to a shoot and they won’t let me work because I’m not me. This face doesn’t launch a thousand ships. His hair does though, it’s gorgeous. So I was thinking about doing shampoo adverts until this blows over, ”

[thethirteenthson]

“ Hey, at least you’re not the size of a twelve year old. “ Hans pointed out. “ And trust me if I knew I’m sure I  wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place. “ he pointed out. Like he needed anything else for his brother to use against him. 

[lucienthemerciful-blog]

The unfortunate issue with trying to live two lives, was occasionally it led to certain things that were slightly harder to explain. Today’s fun and games was why someone who only cared for fashion would have such a nasty gash on their arm. Well Percy could cover it easily enough with a jacket, it was simply the issue of if someone were to touch it as it was causing a certain amount of discomfort. As someone did turn a little too close to him, he realised that he had jumped, not useful, but something he could cover… he hoped. “Oh! Give warning before you heave about! You frightened me” 

[thethirteenthson]

It wasn’t unusual for the male to rush from place to place and that day was no exception. As he passed by the other he accidentally brushed past him, not really paying him any mind. That was until he piped up. He stopped in his tracks once he heard the voice of the stranger and rolled his eyes in disgust while his back was turned. Hans had successfully covered up his annoyance by sending the starnger an apologetic smile. “ Sorry about that, I was just in a bit of a hurry. “ he explained. Truthfully, he could have cared less if he inconvenienced  him or not. 

[thethirteenthson]

iMessage → Hans

ELOISE: It was and I'm sorta surprised it actually worked.

ELOISE: I'm totally up for experimenting with this.

ELOISE: ... And other things.

HANS: I guess it doesn't hurt that I'm easily convinced either.

HANS: Oh are you?? I like the way you think!!

HANS: My place or yours??