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@thetigerwasariver
Hello followers!
As of this moment this blog’s queue emptied out! It will primarily serve as an archive and a place where some of my replies get posted (because tumblr is dumb and unable to switch primary blogs)
Catch me at my new blog!
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Yummy traumablogging can be found here, not active rn, because I ran out of words. But there will be more, I am quite sure.
Okay..... why did you think humans had two buttholes FOR SO LONG?
Asking the hard hitting questions, are we, anonymous! Basically I have a second butt hole (sort of like a small depression - unconnected to the inner parts - the medical name is fistula I think) and none of my doctors noticed, or felt it important to point it out? So I just assumed? It's like that for everyone?? When I was 23 an abscess formed there and I was rudely informed that uhhhh, it's not normal at all! Whoops.
Hello followers!
As of this moment this blog’s queue emptied out! It will primarily serve as an archive and a place where some of my replies get posted (because tumblr is dumb and unable to switch primary blogs)
Catch me at my new blog!
~~~
Yummy traumablogging can be found here, not active rn, because I ran out of words. But there will be more, I am quite sure.
Long Live Kotva !
Kotva Department Store celebrates 40th birthday today! My favourite OD (obchodni dum) in Prague, I hate shopping thou. Amazing architecture. Designed by Věra Machoninová and Vladimír Machonin, constructed by Swedish company in 1975. For a long time was on a list of Prague modern attractions, still should be for lovers of modern architecture and design.
Here’s my favourite pics of KOTVA from 70’s and 80’s.
Dean was looking at a room-full of various dudes, dressed as her, pre-everything.
"You know, there is something that has been bothering me, Chuck."
Chuck looked at her.
"Why am I a dude in your books? I started hormones before I fell to the pit."
"There is nothing personal about this I just want you to know." Chuck said, carefully.
Dean just stared at him blankly in response.
"I didn't want the books to be anymore niche."
"What does that mean?"
Chuck shuddered "Look, this kind of audience doesn't, in general, deal well with your kind of content."
"I'm not content, I'm a fucking person."
"It wouldn't have sold!" Chuck raises his hands defensively "I'm trying to make a living here. It's not my fault, okay?"
Dean stomps off to the bar. Coaxing an actual drink out of the bartenders turns out to be kind of hard, but no way is she drinking the crappy kiddie coctails they serve here.
A dude sits next to her. He's wearing a fake leather jacket two sizes too small and a shitty plastic necklace. He looks all over her body in that way that makes her feel oily and disgusting, and god, does she hate being hit on by the dudes.
"You know, if you went as girl Dean, I think your costume should have been sexier."
She's so shocked she only replies "What?"
"Like, some really short shorts." He looks at her legs and ass, well-formed in her tight jeans.
"And probably something that shows off your boobs. Though they are too small." he says, sagely.
Dean just fucking stares at him. This is by far one of the weirdest and grossest things that happened to her.
"Yeah, well I don't remember the books saying Dean had a beer gut so I guess you don't fit so well either, creep" a voice from behind Dean says.
The nerd looks over Dean's shoulder and narrows his eyes. Dean turns to see a real cute girl, dressed in jeans, a well-fitting black shirt and a leather jacket a bit too big.
The girl moves the side of the jacket slightly, revealing a taser. The movement is well-rehearsed. Dean feels turned on in spite of herself.
"You could get banned for that." The nerd squeaks.
"Not really." she says "This convention doesn't have policies regarding anything except guns."
Which is ironic, thinks Dean, feeling the holster digging into her side.
The nerd fucks off.
The girl smiles. "I love your costume. I think you got Dean perfectly." She looks at herself. "I overdid it with the elegance a little. Dean's a bit of a slob, I don't think he would wear a shirt like this if he were a girl."
It's a woman after Dean's heart.
"Can I buy you a drink?" Dean asks.
The girl smiles like the most delicious little devil and says, all husky "Sure."
"So why did you go as Dean? Is he your favourite character?" the girl asks, when she sits next to her.
This is getting a little philosophical, Dean thinks.
"Dean's not really my favourite." she says. God, Sam would get off on psychonalayzing this. "It just felt right, I guess. Plus I already had the leather jacket."
"I had to borrow mine from a friend."
"You fill it out nice."
The girl laughs. Fuck, she is completely adorable. "Well, aren't you in character. You know, Dean always felt kind of like a girl to me? I wrote some meta about this but I only got people angry." she looks into her drink.
What the fuck is 'meta' Dean thinks, but says "Yeah, what made you think so?"
She looks from under the lashes "You really want to hear?" she asks.
"Sure" Dean shrugs. She has sit through bigger crap to get a girl to like her.
The girl smiles "So, in 'No Rest for the Wicked'..."
~~~
An hour of disturbingly well-researched commentary, few freakouts about how little she passed for a dude before and a few whiskeys later Dean blessedly finds herself making out with her own cosplayer (a term she learned like, half an hour ago) Katy (a fact she learned mere minutes before) against the bathroom wall.
Not many women in the building, and thankfully the guys did not take that as an invitation to come into the girl's room. She is bracing herself for the "So, I'm the kind of a girl with a dick..." conversation when someone walks into the bathroom.
"Shhh!" the girl giggles into Dean's ear and then bites her ear-lobe. Dean, through super-human will, stays silent.
"Dean?" It's Sam. Fuck.
They only answer with silence.
"I know you are in here." Sam sounds wounded. In his pride. "Trust me, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't an emergency."
"You have a very committed friend" the girl breathes into Dean's ear. Dean hates everything supernatural for a few seconds and then says "Look, I'm sorry..."
"Are you serious?" the girl gapes at her, then frowns "Is that your boyfriend?"
"What? No! He's my brother." Dean says, affronted. What is wrong with people.
"For real? That's precious." the girl says, smiling again.
Dean stumbles out of the bathroom into Sam's judging stare. The girl slips out after her, slides an arm around Dean's waist and murmurs "Hello" at Sam. Sam blushes. God, Dean adores her.
"So, where are you with the hunt?" she asks.
"She is not going with us, right?" Sam asks, in either a sullen sibling fit or a damn-good immitation of it.
The girl blinks. "Okay, I'll leave you to bond" she says and then whispers into Dean's ear "I'll be waiting at the bar in three hours. Should be plenty of time?" She walks out and winks at Dean before dissapearing behind the door.
~~~
When I showed this to Brittany, she whimpered and thought I cut down a small tree where a family of gummy people lived.
I can't remember how big a dvd is 3,7 GB? 4,7? something else?? It's weird how much and how fast world changed.
User agent switcher for Chrome needs root access How about no (I should just root my phone already, but I worry I will brick it... I'll wait till I'll get the big one repaired and till I get the tablet and then I can do both cyanogen and rooting yes yes can't wait)
Wow, the tumblr phone app apparently lost the ability to scroll page down... Tumblr. How are you so bad at things?? I am strongly considering making my browser pretend to be run on a computer and just tumbling from it. Seriously this is bullshit.
*That thing you don't understand is probably autism* Like, there is a lgbt movie festival in Prague and I was wondering why going to a movie is harder than going out for drinks Then I remembered I have a thing about watching new things. It's easier to watch something I have already seen and digested. It's easier to watch something I have already read a ton about and that tumblr has dissected panel-by-panel. It's easier to watch a genre movie, or something playing by rules I understand. I think to an extent, all people feel this, but it gets amplified in autism. There are days when I simply cannot watch new content. I just can't. I can watch B99 or procedurals like Elementary or cheesy bullshit like agents of shield almost all the time. But I have to delicately fucking **schedule** American horror story. Fortunately, fanfic once again comes to rescue. I can look at tags and know who fucks whom (and how), if someone died or what upsetting or unexpected things happen. Thank god for good taggers.
I want to watch like, a hot delicious Simmons/Bobbi romance, in between ass-kicking and evil nazi plots And I want to see Fitz make out with Mack (get it, boy !) But instead I will probably get tortuous Fitz/Simmons and Bobbi getting back with her terrible ex (ew) I know I know, that's what fanfic is for But some days I just get so *done* Possible remedies: Glee (it makes everything better) Torchwood In the flesh Finish season 2 of orphan black Please recommend genre, preferably silly, shows with actual gay people in them Thank
Recovery seems to be dulling my edge, day by day, slowly I leave the tip sharp though
I exercised/played with Mrs. Bagel today for some time (the string has yet to lose its appeal) and so I thought I might exercise myself too So I am going for a walk
I like doing maintenance stuff (cleaning, preparing for the week, glueing the receipts into my book like an insane person) on the weekend, interspersed with playing with the cat and loafing around the house I feel like I'm betraying the Movement. Only there is barely any Movement to betray and that just makes it so much worse. I am at an Activisms impasse :| So far most my solutions included "become less disabled" which are not really the makings of a solid plan. What do
What it took for me to appreciate het fanfic: pov (and general existence) of Natasha Romanov
I want to use the washing machine but I don't want to talk to bff who is using it now at an extra leisurely pace Oh well, I guess I'll get it done in the mornings :)
