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Indie canon divergent rp blog for the toad man. Oc and crossover friendly. A whole lot of NSFW things here. Mdni

[thetoaddaddy]

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[thetoaddaddy]

me: man i should come back and focus back on my muse! also me: logs back onto my writing app to keep fixate writing on my fic that i have been for weeks

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@soughthope

At this point in their relationship he figured he didn’t need words. A glance. A smile. The tilt of his eyes as they look her up and down. That’s all he needed. The location wasn’t ideal. But they’ve made worse work.

With a gentle tug he pulled Tsunade closer to him. The chatter of the crowd around them fading as he smirks at her.

“You know the best part about this village is all the wooded clearings. Hardly anyone goes into them anymore.” He said with a falsely innocent smile.

[thetoaddaddy]

been claimed by horny thoughts

[mynorthernattitude]

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

[thetoaddaddy]

//hey there, hope you're doing great and keeping safe. Would you like to roleplay sometime?//

yeah anytime. Ive been a little more low activity lately cuz im down bad in a game rn but peepaw will always be around, fren

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ha

penis

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For this father's day. Let's make Jiraiya a dad!

“Well uh, only if it’s by the traditional means.” He says with a wink.

[thetoaddaddy]

If anyone asks, he usually tells people his father has passed. Its easier and doesn’t invite many prying questions.

[ournindo]

Dark eyes look around, Asuna taking in the beautiful scenery around them. He does have a valid point. Most of the flowers and plants aren't even close enough to be budding or blooming yet.

"Alcohol and you're going to feed me? I feel lucky." She laughed, pushing a few loose strands of dark hair behind one of her ears. "Yeah, unfortunately, I'm busy this weekend. I promised my students we'd do some extra training. Maybe we could shoot for the next weekend if nothing comes up?" Her mom did work at the hospital, which made things harder for Asuna when it came to making plans with anyone. When her mom was at work, someone had to take care of her sister and that usually fell on Asuna.

[thetoaddaddy]

He nods. He wasn’t trying to be pushy. More just friendly. Maybe a little flirty. But not in the pushy way. He grins at her.

“Your call. You’ll be doing some hard work for me so I don’t expect you to jump right on it.” He waves it off. He didn’t want to make her explain herself. If she didn’t want to then she didn’t have to. Honestly it was refreshing to not be completely blown off as he usually is. “You on your way somewhere? I’d be happy to walk you over now that we have a plan in place, eh?”

[thetoaddaddy]

sorry my muse for peepaw has been a lil low and slow lately *kicks feet cutely* i love all of you ive just been in the new fandom trenches. I wanna try and write here soon cuz i feel like such a goober 😭

anyways happy sin day. This dick always open 🗿

[bladedhunter]

Emiko's mouth sets into a sharp little line. The more she hears about this task. the more she feels like it's something that's way out of her purview. She's not sexy, and she doesn't know how to be. And she's not gorgeous. Neither does she have the IQ of a napkin, and she's uncomfortable acting like she does, too. Mostly because Emiko is by nature very awkward, uncomfortable trying to be sexy, and, well, she knows she'll be stumbling over this.

More importantly, why does their hokage believe that people expect him only to bring ditzy women to a party? He's a man with the highest authoritative position in the village. Wouldn't he be considered a 'catch'?

She bows low, again. "I'm sorry, Hokage-sama," she says. "As much as I want to take on the mission, I am... not sure how capable I am at acting sexy."

[thetoaddaddy]

Capable? He never really thought of it as a skill. Was he really asking too much? He could make a statement and show up with a man but the hardened faces in the elite ranks like that is much more difficult to get away with excusing as bimbo arm candy.

“Don’t over think it. You can just remain silent and smile. Then if things turn bad we can use a code word or something.” He says with a grin. “I have full confidence in you to do this mission. If you’re uncertain we can do a little bit of practice?”

Seems like a fair offer. Anbu sorta had their humanity beat out of them. He can train a little bit back into her for the mission. Surely she can understand that.

[steel-mxgnolia]

She rubs at her eyes in a desperate yet futile attempt at drying her eyes.

🌸- "The tattoo on my back..."

Hana never went into detail about her family issues with Jiraiya. Her relationship, or lack thereof, with her clan was a sore subject and she never really brought it up unless prompted. But now that her child was at risk of being taken from her, she figured that Jiraiya should be informed.

🌸- "When they disowned me, they forced me to get the symbol for a nonperson tattooed on my back. Along my spine. I don't know if they use it to track me though."

It never occurred to Hana that they might be tracking her through the tattoo. For the longest time she just thought it was their way of branding her as an outcast. But if they were using it as a way to track her then it was a major issue.

She didn't know much about Mount Myoboku, but she did know that ordinary shinobi wouldn't be able to cause too much trouble, if they even made it there in the first place. But the clan was persistent and controlling. They would do anything to get their way. It was funny how they wanted nothing to do with her, and yet wanted to control what she did with her life.

Jiraiya made her feel safe, and he promised to protect them both. Hana needed to put her full trust in him now. She sank into his arms and just let him hold her.

🌸- "Thank you..."

[thetoaddaddy]

He sighs heavily at the thought. That was complicated. For her and their child. What if the mark affects them too? Or complicates Hana’s health?

“I see… I’ll do some research.”

Of course that may be complicated. It all was complicated. He has to arrange some things if the mark does end up being something to worry about. Guards, doctors, paying off the doctors so they don’t talk, forging documents for Hana… It would be best if she casted aside as much of her old identity as she could. If he can pass her off as just a random villager from a small off map village he found and knocked up it wouldn’t invite too many questions. Or at least the kind of questions he could answer without giving away too much.

“It’ll be okay.” He said softly. He gently squeezed her. “Let’s get to a town. I don’t think it’s safe to sleep in the wilds tonight.”

[thetoaddaddy]

he stands up with a dramatic low long groan. His hand on his lower back as he rubs it. If he knew getting older, despite being in shape, still meant aches and pains then he woulda considered dying way earlier.

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“It’s hardly alcoholism until you wake up in the hospital from choking on your vom in your stupor.” He says it wisely. As if it’s common knowledge.

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shes drawing elves again…

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Jiraiya is only proud when it comes to defending the people he cares about. Otherwise he just doesn’t really care about insults being thrown his way.