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Indie canon divergent rp blog for the toad man. Oc and crossover friendly. A whole lot of NSFW things here. Mdni

[thetoaddaddy]

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[thetoaddaddy]

" Sorry about the way I reacted. I understand how you feel. I'm the same with you. Violently protective and always worried but if you're going to be diving into danger I am too. We do it together, right? " Tsunade

“Danger isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. I’ve been thinking too and maybe I was a bit intense trying to describe my feelings. I’m not gonna go out of my way to fall on the sword for you. But if you’re ever in danger I’d do everything to save you from it.” He flashes her a grin. “Besides, two Sannin together are nearly unstoppable, right?”

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I love getting a headache when i have important things to do

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WAIT THERES STRIPPIN?

WHERE?

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I love the kind of plots where people forget their abilities cuz they so mad and resort to straight fisticuffs.

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happy pride gamers

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i love jumping through 8 million hoops of old content to get one thing from a game

[minds-interlinked]

@thetoaddaddy // continued from [X]

The blonde smiled, reaching a hand out to the nape of his neck and pulling him in for a passionate kiss. She really needed him now. Craved his touch, and was in no way afraid to show it. "I appreciate it, you know? How willing you are to tend to my needs." She murmured softly to him, looking straight into his eyes as if to convey her sincerity. "Definitely feeling lucky to have you all to myself."

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Perhaps he should feel a little guilty chasing someone so young. But then she looks at him with those alluring blue eyes, a smile that was sure in what she wanted and he couldn’t resist the temptation.

“I won’t just tend to ‘em, sweetheart.” Jiraiya replies as he puts his hands on her hips, spreading his fingers wide across her skin. He grins at her. Despite how shallow it looked of him he did enjoy every bit of being with her. “I should be saying that. I’m the one people look at and say ‘my she must be slumming it or he’s super rich.’ In this case both are true.”

He cracks a more mischievous smile at her in the wake of his joke.

[soughthope]

She cackles. " Don't worry daddy will keep it innocent. No prodding but I can't promise not to admire you ya know? You're so handsome! And you look so good right now. "

She gets some coffee brewing and sits on the counter looking at him. " I'm gonna have to get used to this. I like this. "

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“Oh? Should I retire and be your naked house husband? I should at least get a good pair of slippers if the rest is gonna hang out.”

He mixed, fried, and served with a bit of a show. If she was gonna watch him then he can’t just do it normally. That would be painfully boring. Although he’s half sure there are better views she could capture.

Jiraiya didn’t bother spitting. He made one big omelette they could both eat off the same plate. Its not laziness. Its romantic!

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you could take 10 years to reply and I really wouldn’t care

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Man, Jiraiya, are you vegetables? 'Cause you're washed, chopped, and cooked.

“You must be the last to understand anything at family gatherings. And that is truly a gift among your bloodline.”

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" Do you even know what half the slang you say even means old timer? " Sakura squints.

“I know more than I let on. I just enjoy seeing you youngins cringe when us older folk weaponize your hip fun language against you.” He jigged his hips a little as he explained, clearly taking some joy in this.

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Jiraiya is down to match his partner in clothing. In fact he’d insist they eat down.

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drawin peepaw as a demon again smh

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sorry i been kinda ded again

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shit

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The old toad has been taking back to back missions lately. Been injured in the most recent one, and was burning out.

Tsunade forces him on vacation.

Hes given two weeks at a small beach house. During his first night there, he hears singing coming from the rocky part of the beach.

~🌊

That’s how you get dragged under and murdered by a siren. He ain’t dumb….

So obviously the right answer was to check from a distance if he’s being haunted or tempted into a watery grave on the beach, far from the touch of the cold water. Which was an intimidating dark abyss at the dead of night.