That guy you know.

30 | NY | Feral pansexual with a caffeine addiction.

[fagstaynight]

i dont know why everyone on the internet is so obsessed with pretending like they know everything. I think everyone should pretend to be stupid as fuck instead

[cursedpossums]

[delusionalbestie]

computer throw a brick at this guy

[still-trying-to-be-horny]

Forgive me lord, for my lust for big tiddy hedonistic witch women is strong, and my will to resist is weak.

[luck-system-shenanigans]

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

[8nin]

I whisper “what the fuck” to myself 50 times a day

[127leilas]

im no boobologist but ill take a look

[fairycosmos]

really embarrassing to want to be cared about LOL you want to be valued in this lifetime

[rinsknifetbd-deactivated2018061]

Girls with thick thighs

Pros:  Extra squishy Super great pillow Looking really good in skirts,dresses, shorts etc. They.Jiggle. Soft Could crush a watermelon literally anything else

Cons: None. They’re perfect

[gooseworx]

What would happen if Kaufmo didn't interrupt Jax and Ribbit's talk?

Something dreadfully homosexual.

[anxietyproblem]

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people

[thissweetenamor]

[leighlew3]

ALL. OF. THIS.

[inanotherunivrse]

In another universe I don't feel like a failure

[angelbabymikaa]

hey does anyone have an extra will to live i could borrow its cool if not no worries