swallow me whole

18. Venezuela. they/them. Sub. Feminist. Pansexual. Genderqueer. Recovering. Obsessed about lots of shit. Feel free to reblog my selfies. Post art/poetry when my head is up for it. (not spoiler free. ocasional NSFW. may include triggering shit) Mickey Milkovich deserved better

[traitspourtraits]

[spleen9000]

“my hands look like this so hers can look like that” meme except the first is manicured nails and the second is covered in dirt because the first is working a desk job to support her and her wife, who is growing a big beautiful vegetable garden in their yard

[richist-deactivated20150511]

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

[poetic]

Guys buying their girlfriends tampons.

I’M CRYING

[dinolaur]

i wasn’t paying attention to the names and read this like one dude’s journey down the tampon aisle 

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[dxpresick-deactivated20230125]

Natalia Lafourcade.

[redportrait]

the whole “listen to classical music when you’re studying or doing homework” thing is such bullshit. u think i cant fucking jam to chopin? satie? beethoven? fuck you. i hear the first bar of prelude in b minor and i start fucking headbanging

[filmparle-deactivated20210712]

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

[whatevernatureis]

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

[carlgallaghers]

re·source·ful /rəˈsôrsfəl/ adjective: having the ability to find quick and clever ways to dig up a body  overcome difficulties

[frodo-sam]

[astraeawrites]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via checka_bookout)

[ruinedchildhood]

[fairycosmos]

just realized that i literally have no idea what it feels like to be comfortable in my own body !! isn’t that neat

[carelessflavour]

lana del rey + james franco