Sit Down John, You Fat Motherfuckstick!

20. Surrey.

[theofficeedit]

The Office + Running Gags Michael’s Botched Phrases.

[mickeyandmumbles]

It’s time to ‘Come Together’, Europe!

[newtporn]

what the fuck Europe

[christdookie-resurrection-deact]

[olimar]

does whatever a sipdre cna

[sapphia]

i’m pretty sure that, given the choice, the entire star wars fanbase would rather just have 73 year old harrison ford cast as young han solo and pretend, through sheer stubbornness, that he looks 20

[humoristics]

[thetomwhowaited]

Me, showing Hamilton to my friend: Okay, I won't sing along so my friend can properly enjoy the musical.

Me, at full volume: HOW DOES A BASTARD

[softlenaluthor]

[theonlinemuse]

superiorbiscuits:

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[yndu-deactivated20161204]

every semicolon i’ve ever used has been a shot in the dark

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[animehorsegirl69]

when equipment screens don’t actually pause the game

[spoony-irish-bard-deactivated20]

I WAITED 10 SECONDS FOR THE GIF TO LOAD AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED

[theatregraphics]

Hamilton Cast Breakdowns

[narcotic]

what state do you live in?

Usually denial 

[thetomwhowaited]

Aaron Burr: Look it up, Hamilton was wearing his glasses. Obviously he was going to kill me.

Alexander Hamilton: I need them to SEE, Burr. Don't overreact.

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? 

Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.

*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*

Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads. 

[geoclaire]

One of my university lecturers used to say “everything is edible, it’s just a matter of how many times. For example, once.”

[puddle-of-piss-deactivated20160]

[ollystarlings]

“You’ve already got long hair and you’re gonna wear a dress?”

[rocktheholygrail]