Toni Topaz - an eating icon

Pink Hair, Don't care. Lover of food. 16. Army brat.

[oncloudatlas]

Betty and Toni in Jughead #15

[anunexpectedmeme-archive]

SEND “ ✿ ” FOR 2 HEADCANONS FOR OUR MUSES’ RELATIONSHIP.

[thetonitopaz]

You know what i’d kill for right now? A 7/11 icee(tm)

[thorn-queen]

Tour Announcement!

I’d like to announce that the hex girls™ will be coming to a city near you to promote our new single “Trap of Love.” Cities we’ll be visiting to include:

Greendale

Centerville

Riverdale

Coolsville

We still haven’t worked out the dates yet, but riverdale is most likely our first stop! We’ll update you when we get official times. Happy rocking, wiccans and hexers! 

@dusk-the-drummer

[thetonitopaz]

YASSSSS!! I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS! I RETURNED TO RIVERDALE AT JUST THE RIGHT MOMENT!!! FUCK YES! @trulatwyster @anthem-of-a-dancer @bettyc0oper we GOTTA SEE THEM PLAY!

[thetonitopaz]

FINALLY BACK IN RIVERDALE HOES!!!! FIRST STOP: Pop’s diner.

[thetonitopaz]

You liar You don't have pink hair biotch

Yeah I do, it’s just not in my profile photo. That was pre-pink hair me

[thetonitopaz]

is it true you like minion vore ?

Minions? as in those little yellow overall guys from despicable me? and vore? as in that eating kink?........Holy fucking shit............what...what the fuck, anon. 

[anthem-of-a-dancer]

Officially a resident of Riverdale. The fuck do I do now?

[thetonitopaz]

Enjoy it? It’s literally the best town in the US of A.

[anthem-of-a-dancer]

Not when you don’t know anyone… well I do but they hate my guts.

Name’s Camila. Who’re you?

[thetonitopaz]

Toni, Toni Topaz. If this makes you feel any better - I don’t hate your guts.

[anthem-of-a-dancer]

Some reverse James Bond word play going on there. Nice. :)

And that actually does. A friendly face is always a good thing.

[thetonitopaz]

So you got my reference. Nice. And glad I could make ya' feel a bit better!

[anthem-of-a-dancer]

Officially a resident of Riverdale. The fuck do I do now?

[thetonitopaz]

Enjoy it? It’s literally the best town in the US of A.

[anthem-of-a-dancer]

Not when you don’t know anyone… well I do but they hate my guts.

Name’s Camila. Who’re you?

[thetonitopaz]

Toni, Toni Topaz. If this makes you feel any better - I don't hate your guts.

[anthem-of-a-dancer]

Officially a resident of Riverdale. The fuck do I do now?

[thetonitopaz]

Enjoy it? It's literally the best town in the US of A.

[thetonitopaz]

hi toni - dilton doiley

Hi Dilton! Still keeping riverdale’s science scene alive?

[thetonitopaz]

Apparently dad is getting transferred again……………TO RIVERDALE BITCHES!! They’ve been keeping it a secret for me and tbh I’m pissed but FUCKING PUMPED IM COMING BACK!

[sweetsisterpolly]

How fantastic! I will cook you a grand feast to celebrate!

[thetonitopaz]

Ahhhh thanks, Polly!! No need for all that fuss, but I’m always down for food! 

[thetonitopaz]

Apparently dad is getting transferred again……………TO RIVERDALE BITCHES!! They’ve been keeping it a secret for me and tbh I’m pissed but FUCKING PUMPED IM COMING BACK!

[jugheqdjones]

looks like were gonna have that rematch huh?

[trulatwyster]

Kick his ass Toni.

[thetonitopaz]

What else would I do? Let him kick mine? NEVER! @jugheqdjones ur going down chump

[thetonitopaz]

Apparently dad is getting transferred again...............TO RIVERDALE BITCHES!! They’ve been keeping it a secret for me and tbh I’m pissed but FUCKING PUMPED IM COMING BACK!

[thetonitopaz]

Theoretically

IF me and @jugheqdjones were to fight, who would win?

[carrotdom]

YOU WOULD TONI! :D

[jugheqdjones]

betrayal

[carrotdom]

The truth

[thetonitopaz]

Archie > everyone else.

[thetonitopaz]

Theoretically

IF me and @jugheqdjones were to fight, who would win?

[weathered-the-wrackspurts-deact]

You know you're a military brat when...

you still don’t know how to answer the question “where are you from” after almost 20 years.