Were The Stars Shine To Brightly

     Starry Creek-the mountains are screaming, the stars shine to bright, and the creek hasn't stopped glowing since 1826.    

[lokiprincess]

Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

[tallahasseemp3]

[thetownofstarrycreek]

Please stop snooping at unmarked graves. Sometimes things need to be forgotten.

[thetownofstarrycreek]

Please stop trying to fight the psychic raccoons, we're not sure if they have rabies.

[thetownofstarrycreek]

Remember, kids, the best way to handle a vampire isn't a stake threw the heart. You chop it up, nail the eyes, and then burn it.

Luckily, most vampires are easygoing and don't require such drastic measures.

[thetownofstarrycreek]

Keep an eye on the sky tonight, you may see something ancient and immortal and unsightly.

[thetownofstarrycreek]

Please stop throwing ice into the lake. Not only are you going to get eaten by the Ladies, it's not going to cool the town down either way.

[thetownofstarrycreek]

A gentle reminder to stop throwing things in the lake, because you are disturbing The Ladies and they will eat you.

[thetownofstarrycreek]

Ghosts are lonely, so just say hi and stop throwing rocks at them.

[thetownofstarrycreek]

Please don't eat the mushrooms, they're interdimensional and we WILL NOT be able to find you.

[thetownofstarrycreek]

Everyone, please remember to leave your doors open tonight.

The Easter Bunny wants to say hello.

[thetownofstarrycreek]

Please stop harassing the museum workers, they are not responsible for the propaganda.

[thetownofstarrycreek]

STOP YELLING AT THE MUSEUM EXHIBITS, THEY CAN HEAR YOU AND YOU'RE MAKING THEM CRY!!!

[thetownofstarrycreek]

As spring approaches, ease remember to get a good, sturdy garbage bin. Even if we don't have many bears, we do have werewolves and they will eat your trash.

[thetownofstarrycreek]

Please go to the graveyard. They're lonely again.

[thetownofstarrycreek]

Please stop summoning Bloody Mary, she has better things to do then entertain you.

[thetownofstarrycreek]

If you see a stitched-up girl in a hospital gown walking around, that's just Eve. And if you see Victor West, please let him know that reanimating a person via electricity is technically the same as having a kid, and he needs to step the fuck up.