"You make a living selling little kids. I make a living stopping piss-heads like you." - Fucking Bronson
The movie just started! Fuck yea! This is gonna be so great! - me, before.
1st pic is 10 to Midnight but I had to include it, I'm only human. They should make a Bronson dildo that beats the shit out of your g-spot and then blows up your house.
You have no idea how bad things are going to get. There will be spoilers and you will thank me.
This was rough. She's getting finger blasted by a stranger on a bus. (we're led to believe that she both enjoyed it/climaxed but also that she wouldn't scream or cry out for help for fear of bringing shame for being touched in the first place and it feels fucking gross and the scene lasted way too long and now I feel like I just rolled around in dogshit.)
Of course shit blows up this is mf Bronson!
Talk about dedication to your craft. Fucking pimps steady scoping kids 24/7. Look at these starry eyed dirt farmers straight off the bus. Have they even seen sky before?! They walked down the sidewalk like this! I got so angry "I" wanted to pimp them.
"Don't do it, Stan." - Blood Diner
She screams, he smells his fingers and then immediately gets robbed by a "Burt Young type."
There's so much racist bullshit! They know a Japanese businessman (aka "sleazy Oriental") groped ("molested") Bronson's daughter and Bronson goes on a crazy racist rant and everyone in the movie acts like a stranger touching a 15 yr old's pussy on a bus is business as usual. "Cmon, it's not like she was raped!"
Was there really a time when Americans thought that the Japanese were going to take over?! You will not believe the shit you hear.
This scene is fucking NUTS. The gd priest is basically telling Bronson to do some soul searching because if he keeps saying his daughter was "molested" and ramping up his repulsion over a touch vs. an actual deflowering then he needs to look into his heart and see if he loves her as his daughter or as his wife?! WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK, BRONSON?! and his response is "I can't face it."
Again. WTF am I watching?!
*"ramping up the repulsion" is straight up stolen from MST3K #810 The Giant Spider Invasion but to be fair I write how I speak and I speak geek.
Oriental Riff. Look it up. This sweet angel baby has no idea the pimpmobile is closing in on her. "Hey little girl. Can you show me where your school is?" This movie sucks.
"Captain! This bag of shit is running little girls! Babies! And he's getting fat off them!"
Holy shit, Bill Brochtrup aka "Gay John" from NYPD Blue. (insert Andy Sipowicz pic here)
AGHHH!!!! Holier shit! It's Carl Ciarfalio aka "Paulie" from Out for Justice aka "Tony Dogg" from Casino. This guy played The Thing in the (94'?) Fantastic Four movie that got shit-canned among about 40K other flicks. The Dick Miller of stunt guys.
I'm skimming over so much stuff! Nicole Eggert is in this for 5 min. Fumiko repeatedly takes the sharp end of the stick. Gobs and gobs of racism. A pimp dies. A pimp meets a young Danny Trejo. Lesbian pedophile. Will Bronson ever find out who touched his daughter's "holy of holies"? Yes, they made her say that.
I dig Bronson, I dig sleaze and off-color bullshit is pretty much my stock-in-trade but this is ugly in a way that is not enjoyable. I fucking drowned myself in the 80s backgrounds and gleaned what I could but this is uniquely unpleasant. Big ups to @watching-pictures-move whose review inspired me to watch.
