TROPHY WIVES official

we're the trophy wives, kind of a psychedelic rock band sort of thing. we consist of a set of triplets from a turbotime phone app. flo: vocals, guitar line: drums sync: vocals, bass, didgeridoo

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Ripped Pants - (As requested by toxicated-creature)

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sometimes we suck on helium balloons and pretend we're alvin and the chipmunks.

[sanctuaryguardian]

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リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー

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me:hey google what's up

google:did you mean the stratosphere?

me:that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?

[ianlawl]

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looks around suspiciously

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ICEES ICEES ICEES I C E E S give me

[server030]

creeper-pasta replied to your post:creeper-pasta replied to your post: Well gee, this…

START IMMEDI ATE LY.

Uhhh

thetrophywives replied to your post:creeper-pasta replied to your post: Well gee, this…

hes got a point, if ur gonna be using a poetry blog you better start writing poetry -sync

Uhh. .

Roses are red, violets are blue..

Sorry your friend is dead, I’m sad too?

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[turboappcrew]

Bluetooth: With SHARP claws, and RAZOR teeth! It’s breath was a hell storm of blazing shrapnel! 

4G: CCANT WE SKIP TTO THE OONE ABOUT THE STARS?

Bluetooth: No! They go in a specific order! :c

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HEY!!!!!!!! YOU ARE UPSET! aand that is NOT GOOD! so we are going to HELP!!!!! SSEE YOU SOON!!!!! >:( >:0 >X0 GET READY FOR COMFORT! ! ! ! ! -4G

oh, um

okay?

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>tfw one of the last things you did w/ someone before their death was literally surround them with shit

a+ person right here i sure am a piece of fuckin work

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[server030]

thetrophywives replied to your post:Well gee, this blog is about as sad as the…

hey 030, its a little too late for april fools. and this aint the kinda thing people joke about yknow? im not mad i just want u to know for next time. sync.

Ooo, ouch..bummer..I hate to be the one to break it to you. Golly.

But yeah, this isn’t an April Fools joke…jeepers, sorry. :(

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wow

[kosmeaux]

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Scales and Arpeggios - George Bruns

(C Major)

One of the first songs I ever learned

[server030]

Oh.

Hmm.

How did you k-know?? 

[server030]

#if youre really not ok i can back off#i dunno whats happening tho

I’m never okay.

But since you asked, something has been straining very heavily on my processing files. So I feel more burdened than usual.

 ..I’ve never seen a band before.

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i can show you a band if u want, but its psychedelic rock and not blues

how do you enjoy things if youre never ok? i thought you liked poetry and blues music. do you just sit there being sad as you devour that media because that is depressing