[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

Harry, red nose, tanned, shirtless, glassy eyed: do you know who you are?

Me:

[totallyfubar]

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

[alexander]

when u forget how to jump off a swing

[lotusxblooms]

He really just tossed himself with no effort towards landing. That’s a mood buddy.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

In the arms of the angels

[pancakeke]

me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)

GPS: what the FUCK did you do

[catchymemes]

“My wife was tired of our dog sleeping in our bed at night. So i decided to build him his own house.“

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[allamericansbitch]

Rihanna! This is a network television show! Is it? Seth and Rihanna Go Day Drinking

[disneyfilms]

The Little Mermaid (1989)

[beccafromaphistory]

rip to all the kids who used to reads books cover to cover in one sitting and now can’t find the energy to read for fun

[respectfulmemes]

[bloodbending]

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

[laughingfish]

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

[diorsoulja]

Shout out to LOW maintenance friendships!!! the kind where we can live our lives and do our own thing, but link up and be just as close!!!!

[waddingham]

oh my god

[prairie-grass]

*wakes* How did I get like this? Oh, no, wait, this is perfect.

[ironman3s]

[x]

[valtsv]

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

[thebestoftumbling]

HELLO SMALL COW

[orangevegan]

*SNIFF SNIFF*

[transmasculine-spock]

What gets me is that after the dog realized they were kinda scared, he/she lied down so the cows could be in control and feel safer. Such love. Animals are amazing.

[the-football-chick]

[brnsknsol11]

Deadass