It Is I, The Rat King!

Descend into my domain

[thetrueratking]

Welcome home, Vermin

All who follow me join my kingdom as rats (or honorary rats if you’d prefer). We welcome you, rat or otherwise, to our dark embrace. Colon three.

I like to keep this blog cut down to high quality Rat King content. For more casualcore Kingcore content slop-style, go to:

@ratkingreblogs

I’m also more likely to answer your asks if they’re sent to the sideblog, as I’m not worried about clogging up the blog. On that note, asks are always appreciated! There is no place for fear among us, and I ask you to eject your doubts and face me.

In this democratic republic, we use “#hail to the caves” to show allegiance. You will see such a tag on almost all of my posts. I encourage you to use it yourself. It warms our heart.

Certified by

The Rat King

[the-rat12]

they should make a Cinema Sins but where he just shuts the fuck up

[thetrueratking]

They should call it Cinema

[the-rat12]

[thetrueratking]

They changed Martin Scorsese

[thetrueratking]

That’s a good person. Don’t you want to be green for your King?~ why I ourple

[thetrueratking]

Why I oughta

[thetrueratking]

Rubs my dick all over your ask box and busts on the ask button

If you weren’t a coward you would’ve sent this off anon. Reblog to claim these actions as your own. #reblog to rub your dick all over my ask box and/or bust all over the ask button

[thetrueratking]

Hi rat king

Guys what’s the proper response to this; comment down below to help me before I run out of time for it to be socially acceptable to respond!

[thetrueratking]

Every day when I wake up I remind myself to make more people on the internet think there is a comarbon monoxide leak in my house

[thetrueratking]

My notifs are officially not working so make sure to dm me directly whenever you like my post so I feel popular

[the-rat12]

they should make a Cinema Sins but where he just shuts the fuck up

[thetrueratking]

They should call it Cinema

[pukicho]

you strike me as someone who could properly tile a roof if he tried and i respect that a lot

I firmly believe I could do anything no matter what

[pukicho]

I meant more like a skill or something

[thetrueratking]

Coward

[lolli-popples]

My body when adjusting to being on a boat on the open ocean: Ha bro this shit is EASY. Floor's moving? Who CARES man. I can run up stairs balance on one leg no PROBLEM. I am BUILT for this. I COME WITH SEA LEGS PRE-INSTALLED AND READY TO GO 5 MINUTES NOTICE.

My body when we get back on land: Help why isn't the floor moving. Why. I'm still swaying why is the floor not swaying with me. I will need DAYS to adjust to this INSANITY what is HAPPENING

[thetrueratking]

Your heart belongs to the sea twin, get back out there

[probablynotsamantha]

god forbid women do anything

[thetrueratking]

Binder is literally in the name and yet still you misgender him

[minecraft]

[thetrueratking]

@lolli-popples send this to Grian, I think it would be good for the next 3rd life season

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

insane 67-dollar phone at target

so im at target right now doing christmas shopping with my dad and?? there’s just this… 67 dollar phone? not even like 69.99 or something but 67?? nnone of the other phones are like this??

see you guys in ten years when EVERYTHING is 67 i guess LMAO

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

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[thetrueratking]

@sketchyratthings get my ball image. You know the one

[thetrueratking]

Okay, I was talking with a friend about this, and it made me realize people don’t know something very important. You NEED to understand that there are different types of protein, and how they affect your body

Type A protein is the kind of protein you get from meat. The hearty, bulking stuff that grows muscle mass.

Type B protein is important for your brain to produce chemicals including dopamine and serotonin. Type B protein is what you get from things like nuts.

Type D protein is the stuff that helps you grow, especially in height but really in general. This is extracted from the nutrients in the soil, and sunlight.

Type 5 protein is the opposite of type D. It’s extracted from the moon in the form of cheese, and makes you smaller.

Type F protein kills you instantly. This important nutrient is extracted from crushed cigarettes and discarded syringes.

I really hope this helps some people be more healthy, as I’ve seen a lot of people (especially on this website) have a poor understanding of how their diet affects their life. Thanks for listening to my ramblings

[thetrueratking]

If you’re ever feeling down just remember that we’re less than 6000 years away from 8008. Just gotta make it to boob.

[legallybrunettedotcom]

what does prev give off?

prophet in the desert

tyrant king

shady merchant

wandering bard

forgotten god

healer in the woods

rebel group leader

average peasant

Voting ended onMay 6

x

[lolli-popples]

prev im framing this and putting it on my wall XD

[thetrueratking]

As you can see I have depicted you as the average peasant and me as the tyrant beloved king

[thetrueratking]

No one cares about my cursed amulet that tells me to kill people anymore. What do I do about this, cursed amulet?

[thetrueratking]

@cursedamulet