The True Ultimate Zim

28 years old. Ask blog and Semi-Selective Roleplay sideblog for Zim Number 2 from the Invader Zim Comics. Please read my rules before interacting. Follows back from Dollhousemisadventures

[thetrueultimatezim]

(Heyo Mun here! I have a bit of an announcement!

From now on I’ll only be roleplaying with people who have read my rules and have sent me my password as proof.

My password can be found in my rules list.

I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

It’s nothing personal, I just want people to please read my rules.

Be sure to send in that password!

I still love y’all!

My rules

Here’s my rules under the cut in case the links don’t work:

Rules

Ask Rules

Please no NSFW questions! While there may be some gore here and there and some mild swearing, sexual stuff makes me very very uncomfortable!

Please be patient with me! Most asks will have drawings. Therefore it will take me a lot longer to answer questions. Not to mention I do have outside obligations as well as anxiety and depression.

Due to the lack of information for most of the Zims in the Zimvoid, majority of Majestzee’s backstory, personality, likes, dislikes, and nickname is purely based on my own headcannons.

This blog takes place after the events of the comics. Thus there will be spoilers.

Please keep in mind that while Majestzee is usually polite, he might give a snarky reply every once in a while. Please don’t take this personally.

Please please please don’t ask about ZA2R (Zib x Number 2) That ship makes me very uncomfortable!

Roleplay Rules

Due to some bad experiences in the past, I am somewhat selective of who I roleplay with. If I chose not to roleplay with you it’s nothing personal I promise! With that being said, feel free to send in asks. Even if the asks don’t turn into threads, I’ll still reply!

No godmodding! This means: You are not allowed to control my muse. Just because your muse may be powerful does not give you the right to kill my muse without talking to me first. Just because your muse may have a crush on mine does not mean my muse has to return those feelings. Just because your muse may be feeling lustful does not give you the right to force my muse into sexual acts of any kind without my consent! If you have plot ideas then please discuss them with me in the Private messages.

Muse and mun are separate people. If my muse doesn’t like your muse, I’ll still like you.

I tend to be very forgetful so please feel free to remind me if I miss a thread. However, do not message me constantly. Only remind me if it’s been over at least a day.

My time zone is Pacific Standard time. This may affect communication if we live in different regions.

I absolutely refuse to Roleplay anything sexual. Some gore is ok but nothing too excessive.

I am autistic and I have both anxiety and depression. This means I may get overwhelmed and need to take a break from roleplaying. I also have outside obligations which may prevent me from replying as well. I promise I will get back to you as soon as possible.

I am crossover, OC, and multishipping friendly!

Submissions are for gifts for my muses only. If you have any questions then feel free to use the askbox or send me a private message.

Please stay on topic! Please don’t start threads that have nothing to do with the ask that was sent or post that was made.

Failure to comply with my rules will result in a warning and if you continue to break my rules I will be forced to block you.

Thank you so much if you made it this far! Please send me: Beep bleep and we can begin our misadventures.

[poms-resources]

↖ Slow as fuck with replies but does it anyway… eventually…

[valentinerosse]

Warming up

Alternative color pallete ↓

[kjngdsfkdfg]

reblog if you don’t mind shipping with an rp partner who doesn’t smut.

[youvegotrpmemes]

Reblog if it’s okay for other muses to have unreciprocated feelings for yours!

not all love is returned, and that’s okay! likewise, feel free to specify in the tags if it’s something you’d want to discuss first!

[the-roleplayer]

Things to remember when you roleplay with a villain muse:

Disclaimer: this post can apply to non-villains, too.

You are choosing to roleplay with them:

Basically, this does not give you any right to decide on how your partner will portray their muse. The only time you will get to have a say regarding a muse that is not yours is if your partner’s reply concerns a roleplaying sin (godmod, meta-gaming, power-play) or plotting.

So you have no right to disregard any headcanon or rule that the mun applies to their muse and/or interactions. If you are not willing to work with a muse with these headcanons or rules, then don’t make it hard on your partner. No mun wants to be forced to charge their muse for your obligations or fan-service.

They are choosing to roleplay with you:

Now, vice-versa, what I described above applies to your partner. However, villain muns often have a hard time roleplaying. Why, because not everyone takes villains seriously. Especially if a villain appears ‘comical’ in someway or have traits that make them comic relief to the audience.

[*note: when I say comical, I mean that the audience sees the comic relief even if the villain is taken seriously in-canon by other characters.]

Not every villain needs to be misunderstood.

Not every villain needs to be altered to be redeemable.

Not every non-human villain needs to be altered to be human-like.

This is discrimination. It makes villain muns question why they want to roleplay as a muse is most of their interactions is just going to be crack-based. Or they deal with people ignoring headcanons, concepts, and rules that they build their character upon.

I know that over the years, there has been a revolution in turning evil-based villains into softer versions. They are made misunderstood, tragic, and ripped of what made them villains to begin with. But people need to realize this should not be enforced in roleplaying.

[Examples of evil villains before modern media altered them: Dracula from the 1897 book by Bram Stoker and Maleficent from 1959′s Sleeping Beauty.]

Back to the main point, these muns are choosing to roleplay with you if they interact with your muse. They have the right to stop roleplaying if threads force them to alter their muse. They have the right to ignore you if you disrespect their muse, especially if it’s because you do not accept their headcanons, concepts, and/or rules that applies to how they will portray their muse in threads and asks.

Respect that they are villains:

Villains often do not play nice. Muns that roleplay as villains likely have already reblogged one post that explains this because they have at least one or more people who don’t treat their muses seriously. 

If a villain blog claims to be a ‘crack blog’ or ‘fan-service’, then you can have all the crack and whatever from them. Still, follow whatever rules the mun has on their blog.

But, if you are approaching a villain blog that is not a crack-blog or fan-service, then you need to respect the mun and muse. Read their rules. Headcanons and any info that might be posted separately. Hell, try talking with the mun about their muse. They might reveal more than will give you a better idea on what you will see from their muse.

Remember, villains are villains for a reason. Muns will portray them certain ways. If you don’t want to work with a mun or muse, then look for another blog that will satisfy you.

[catchameme]

Reblog to let your mutuals know. . .

that they are appreciated. that they are important. that they are amazing. that they are creative. that they are loved.

No matter how long you take to reply, what mood you are in, how insecure you are feeling about your writing, or how active you are — your presence is still very much enjoyed. You never have to apologize or feel bad for taking a while with a reply, or not answering an ask right away. Life can get busy, energy can fluctuate, interest can shift, and emotions can change. You are human and these things do not make you a bad person/partner.

We write together because it is fun and enjoyable, not because it is expected of you to answer every little thing at the snap of fingers.

[beebssources]

Reblog  this  post  to  let  your  followers  know  you're  fine  with  being  tagged  in  random  starters.  Additionally,  reblog  this  post  if  you're  all  right  with  being  sent  old memes,  no  matter  how long ago you reblogged them.

[memexng]

On Thread Length

Some people use a lot of text when writing to show their muse’s mental state, some use it purely because their muse is talkative. But when things like that happen, some people stress over whether or not they should match length and it can be the reason some people have problems replying to things.

You do not need to match my length. My muses get lost in their heads/like to talk/just end up making me write a lot.

Write whatever you are comfortable with, because this is supposed to be fun and you should never be pressured to meet the length of your partner. Do what you want to, and hopefully by reblogging this, the mun of this blog will do the same.

[thatscribblingrat]

i made something entirely for fun and i enjoyed every second!! text based rp is probably the hobby i spend the most time on, and i love multifandom rp especially the most. i'd love to do some more in depth zines on the subject, but this one is a silly one, just for funsies.

you can download this zine, including the fun inner page we designed for the print version with actual quotes from our actual rps on Itch.io or Ko-fi ... and support me making good fun art for fun!!!

[abevyofmuses]

RP Advice:

Don't be impatient.

Like I've been before.

See, when an RP partner agrees to roleplay with you, do not push your luck. Wait for them, until they're ready to respond to any roleplay starters or what-have-you that you've sent them.

You may have to wait a while, but trust me, it'll be worth it.

The only exception to this advice that I can think of is if someone says in their rules or on their blog that they do, in fact, need reminders and that you should send them reminders.

Other than that, please wait for them, no matter how long it takes.

It's also not a good idea to chat with someone too often, or if you do chat with them a lot, it's better not to initiate unless you're certain they won't mind. Otherwise, it'll seem like you're trying to manipulate them into replying faster. I learned that the hard way.

EDIT: (BTW, you have my permission to reblog this.)

[rp-meme-slut]

Reblog if you don’t mind Pre-established Relationships!

And if you’d like, send “😍” if you’d like to talk about a pre-established relationship with our muses!!

[justanotherrpmemeblog]

Describe your muse on anon and my muse will say if they would date them or not.

Bonus: Include the basic details: gender, age, height, likes, dislikes, hair/eye color, race, and anything else my character should know.

[krizaland]

Just a heads up, Krizaland is my side blog so if you boop me or something you’ll recieve a boop from my main blog @dollhousemisadventures

[thetrueultimatezim]

Lol noob

“Eh? What is this ‘Noob’?”

[random-iz-stuff]

Invader Zim Deathmatch:

[Round 1, Fight 1]

ZIMVOID SPEED ROUND!

Who wins in a 7 way fight to the death?

Big Zim

The Elder

2K

The Meat

Number 2

Palindrome

Emperor Zim

Voting ended onMay 9, 2023

The rule for prep time is that if one contestant gets prep time, the other contestant gets an equal amount of prep time as well.

[Masterpost]

Information about all seven contestants can be found under the cut.

Contestant Stats:

(The winner of this round will get a properly fleshed out stat block in the following rounds)

Big Zim:

“Strong as a train, dumb as a rock”

Their whole deal:

Big Zim is a Zim that “trained his body instead of his mind”, having extreme strength greater than any other Zim, but at the cost of being extremely dumb and easily fooled. He’s extremely strong, but has been defeated before by physically weaker opponents like Number 2.

The Elder:

“Zim but he’s capable of growing facial hair”

Their whole deal:

The Elder is one of the oldest (and presumably wisest) Zims in the Zimvoid and is the leader of the Zim Resistance. He has all the skills of an average Zim, but is presumably at least slightly smarter and wiser due to his older age.

2K:

“He’s Baby”

Their whole deal:

In 2K’s universe, a lab accident made him start aging backwards. He’s got the body of a smeet and the mind of an older Zim. He’s also believed to be the second in command of the Zim resistance, being seen directing everything when the Elder isn’t there (and the Elder only has one appearance).

The Meat:

“Meatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeatmeat”

Their whole deal:

In The Meat’s universe, Zim and Dib never found a cure for the events of Bolognius Maximus after the episode ended and they ended up permanently stuck as bologna. Having no arms or legs, The Meat uses his PAK to travel around and interact with things.

Number 2:

“I swear there’s something wrong with you, I just don’t know what”

Their whole deal:

Number 2 claims that they have slightly worse aim with throwing knives compared to the other Zims (99.4% instead of 99.7%) and that’s their thing, but I seriously doubt that considering his extreme height and the fact that a supposedly weaker than normal Zim is the second strongest Zim in the Zimvoid, beaten only by Zib, who isn’t even a Zim.

Make of that information as you will.

Palindrome:

“Ocean man, take me by the hand……”

Their whole deal:

In Palindrome’s timeline, he attempted to make himself immune to water and succeeded, but as a side effect grew gills and can no longer breathe air. They’re immune to water without needing paste which is a massive advantage, but they’re screwed if that water bowl is broken.

Emperor Zim:

“Not a Zimvoid resident, but still an alternate Zim”

Their whole deal:

Emperor Zim won. He took over Earth and killed Dib by chaining him to a wall and having him die of either starvation or thirst. He even got the approval of his Tallest by promising to cut the Earth in two to make it into a snack bowl. However, he was defeated by his younger alternate self in one on one combat, so this deathmatch isn’t exactly his strong suit.

[rpschtuff]

You're not imagining it -- reblog notifications are broken.

Tumblr's most recent update made it so you will no longer receive notifications in your activity feed when you reblog or interact with your own posts. This is a fine idea, but it has a major issue. If you reblog a post that was originally yours from another person, neither you nor the person you reblogged from will be notified.

Let's say Person A makes a starter, and Person B reblogs it with a reply -- Person A will be notified of that reblog. Then Person A reblogs that from Person B to add their own reply -- Tumblr recognizes this as Person A interacting with their own post, so Person A won't be notified, but neither will Person B.

Considering that interaction I just described is the backbone of roleplaying on this site, this is a problem -- it means that any threads you're involved in that your partner wrote the starter for won't notify you correctly. It is incredibly easy to miss replies when this is happening.

I truly believe this was just an oversight and not done intentionally, but it should still be fixed. I have filled out a support form with staff informing them of the issue and I recommend that you do the same. Please remember to be polite! Simply explain what the issue is and why it's a problem. You can even link them to this post if you want.

In the meantime, the best method to avoid this is to @-mention your partner in replies, so that it will still show up in their activity feed no matter what. You can also use RPThreadTracker to keep an eye on your replies and make sure you don't miss anything.