Misplaced Lens Cap
Show & Tell
dirt enthusiast
KIROKAZE
Janaina Medeiros
Cosimo Galluzzi
oozey mess
Love Begins
Andulka
Kaledo Art
pixel skylines
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Three Goblin Art
DEAR READER
ellievsbear
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Peter Solarz
$LAYYYTER
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@theuberexperience
Break
I haven't Ubered in quite some time. Detroit rates were cut, to gain more customers, but drivers got pretty screwed. I'll probably pick it back up again when the weather is better, but it's a side gig, so I'm busy doing other jobs! More to come @theuberexperience followers!
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Most depressing uber ride ever.
40 minutes of a drunk/mumbling/crying/apologetic, just divorced man.
8 minute suit up
Today I picked up a guy from work in Birmingham, because he forgot his black uniform for work dowtown, and drove him to Marshalls to buy clothes because it was closer and cheaper than going home or buying clothes anywhere in Birmingham. He was in and out in 8 minutes flat. IMPRESSIVE! Hope his tips tonight make up for the uber and clothes ;P
"The 4 of us are high school girlfriends...really there's 5, but she's pregnant and can't come have fun, so it's kinda 4 and a half...."
Drunk college girl
"Oh my god, you have a beautiful face! I want to touch it!"
Drunk stylist (blue hair, heavy eye shadow)
Seranading
I have to say, I do enjoy being serenaded by my car full of wasted people. It happens quite often ;)
Oh my god, White Castle has corn dog niblets. YESSSSSS. That's so fun to say! Corn dog niiiiiiblets. Niblets, niblets niblets!
Drunk white girl
Great lakes...
Drunk girl (in town from Chicago): “So, I dont know the address of the house, but its by a lake...not Orchard Lake...but one of the lakes around here.”
Me (while showing her a map of the area): “Ummm....there’s like 20 lakes within 5 miles...any idea which one?”
Say my name bitch!
Drunk guy: “I just want to say, Mindy....”
Me: “Yes?”
Drunk guy: “No...I just want to say MINDY!”
Mug night @ O’Tooles
Basically I end up driving in circles, taking people to and from this bar.
I highly recommend it. It’s pretty entertaining.
Wow...
STATS
According to approximately 85% of all male passengers I’ve had, I’m the “hottest uber driver they’ve ever had.”
Nursing
"So...I just have to tell someone this tonight...one of my boobs is like 6 times the size of the other! Ugh, nursing is so annoying.”
“Truffle Butter”
It’s a song, it’s a slang term...look it up.
So, every week they send your weekly rating/summary/hours/etc...
AND, one randomly chosen, anonymous rider feedback quote.
Seriously, this is the one they show me? A lot of good that does me...
"You drive a BMW, you're too rich for Taco Bell asshole!"
- Uber rider yelling at the car in front of us in the Taco Bell drive through