Ulysses Wilhelm

Ah, hello... I'm Ulysses Wilhelm, the Ultimate Historian... (I'm not affiliated with pjeg in any way!)

[theultimatehistorian]

Hello everybody... While I did mention it before, I was forced by Tozu to make this blog for some reason... He also said that we need answer your questions, though that part I mind the least...

There are a few rules though... *yawn*... I've written them down in my notebook and will put them down here.

The Rules:

If any questions are too weird, I will not answer them...

Since we are currently in a killing game, my answer speed will change. I might answer some questions quickly, but others not... My free time does vary here, unfortunately...

Erm... what was it again? Ah, right....If any of my fellow classmates are on here, feel free to interact with me...

I believe that is all I had to say... Zzzz...

[theultimatehistorian]

hrmmm... [gives you an athulyth] enjoy marble owl

"Oh, wow. This is most definitely worth writing down in my notebook...!"

[theultimatehistorian]

can we hold hands... 👉👈

"I... What...?"

[theultimatehistorian]

there's no moth emoji so bat will have to do 💔 anyways i'm mika andersand, ultimate rollerskater and i may be obsessed with montreal and moths. for some reason.

-🦇♾️

"Ultimate rollerskater? That's quite the interesting talent. I'll have to write it down immediately." Ulysses starts writing in his notebook.

[theultimatehistorian]

i bought a dinosaur plushie and named it after you btw. full name ulysses goliath michaello rockfield the VII

-🦇♾️

"Thank you. I will keep it in my room."

Ulysses holds the plushie under his left arm, writing something down in his notebook with his right hand.

"Present from... Bat...?"

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

Hello, everyone. I'm sorry for my absence, but it appears Miss Tsunaka kept you all company. How is everything?

//SickSheepArc is now over, welcome back the only alive and unevil akire lol-🐑

[theultimatehistorian]

"It's good to see that you are healthy again, Wolfgang. And things have been quite well since Tozu hasn't given us another motive just yet."

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

It's good to see you again as well, Mr. Wilhelm. I would have left my room sooner, but I decided to avoid being yelled at by Grace...again, ha.

[theultimatehistorian]

"That was probably a wise decision with Grace..."

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

I hope the one time I was yelled at it wasn't...too audible. Though, I wouldn't be surprised if it might be heard in the dining hall...

Wolfgang chuckles and stratches his cheek as he speaks.

[theultimatehistorian]

"I don't remember hearing anything... Then again, I might've just not written it down... Zzzz..."

Ulysses suddenly dozes off, snoring softly.

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

...

I-oh, dear. Ahem, Mr. Wilhelm? Sir?

[theultimatehistorian]

"H-huh...?"

Ulysses groggily looks up.

"Oh, sorry... I must've dozed off again..."

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

It might be best to do that in your dorm, or near someone you trust. I stayed until you woke up, but just as a thought for the future.

[theultimatehistorian]

"Well, I do, erm, trust you, Wolfgang... I have no reason not to. And you can just wake me up, I won't mind."

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

Hello, everyone. I'm sorry for my absence, but it appears Miss Tsunaka kept you all company. How is everything?

//SickSheepArc is now over, welcome back the only alive and unevil akire lol-🐑

[theultimatehistorian]

"It's good to see that you are healthy again, Wolfgang. And things have been quite well since Tozu hasn't given us another motive just yet."

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

It's good to see you again as well, Mr. Wilhelm. I would have left my room sooner, but I decided to avoid being yelled at by Grace...again, ha.

[theultimatehistorian]

"That was probably a wise decision with Grace..."

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

I hope the one time I was yelled at it wasn't...too audible. Though, I wouldn't be surprised if it might be heard in the dining hall...

Wolfgang chuckles and stratches his cheek as he speaks.

[theultimatehistorian]

"I don't remember hearing anything... Then again, I might've just not written it down... Zzzz..."

Ulysses suddenly dozes off, snoring softly.

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

...

I-oh, dear. Ahem, Mr. Wilhelm? Sir?

[theultimatehistorian]

"H-huh...?"

Ulysses groggily looks up.

"Oh, sorry... I must've dozed off again..."

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

Hello, everyone. I'm sorry for my absence, but it appears Miss Tsunaka kept you all company. How is everything?

//SickSheepArc is now over, welcome back the only alive and unevil akire lol-🐑

[theultimatehistorian]

"It's good to see that you are healthy again, Wolfgang. And things have been quite well since Tozu hasn't given us another motive just yet."

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

It's good to see you again as well, Mr. Wilhelm. I would have left my room sooner, but I decided to avoid being yelled at by Grace...again, ha.

[theultimatehistorian]

"That was probably a wise decision with Grace..."

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

I hope the one time I was yelled at it wasn't...too audible. Though, I wouldn't be surprised if it might be heard in the dining hall...

Wolfgang chuckles and stratches his cheek as he speaks.

[theultimatehistorian]

"I don't remember hearing anything... Then again, I might've just not written it down... Zzzz..."

Ulysses suddenly dozes off, snoring softly.

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

Hello, everyone. I'm sorry for my absence, but it appears Miss Tsunaka kept you all company. How is everything?

//SickSheepArc is now over, welcome back the only alive and unevil akire lol-🐑

[theultimatehistorian]

"It's good to see that you are healthy again, Wolfgang. And things have been quite well since Tozu hasn't given us another motive just yet."

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

It's good to see you again as well, Mr. Wilhelm. I would have left my room sooner, but I decided to avoid being yelled at by Grace...again, ha.

[theultimatehistorian]

"That was probably a wise decision with Grace..."

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

Hello, everyone. I'm sorry for my absence, but it appears Miss Tsunaka kept you all company. How is everything?

//SickSheepArc is now over, welcome back the only alive and unevil akire lol-🐑

[theultimatehistorian]

"It's good to see that you are healthy again, Wolfgang. And things have been quite well since Tozu hasn't given us another motive just yet."

[theultimatehistorian]

*Hands you a lemon cake*

"Thank you. I will enjoy this greatly."

[theultimatehistorian]

Happy Birthday Ulysses! I got you some gifts *hands you a copy of A History of the World in 6 Glasses & a big, cuddly owl plushie with cute glasses* Do you like them? What will you name your owl? Also, what’s your favorite food & favorite flavor of cake?

"These are wonderful."

Ulysses writes something down in his notebook.

"There. Now I'll remember exactly when I received this. Thank you. As for your questions... I believe I'll call my owl Caesar because of the date."

"My favourite food has to be the Greek Pastitsio. It's a lot like lasagne. And my favorite cake flavor has to be lemon."

[theultimatehistorian]

happy birthday and happy ides of march you dumb nerd /lhj imagine your friends in the game dogpile you and stab you with fake knives rn

"I... would prefer for that not to happen,. But thank you nonetheless."

[theultimatehistorian]

"March 15th... That feels like an important day... Oh, right. It's my birthday. If only I wasn't trapped in here..."

[progamercassidy-deactivated2025]

"WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!!! TIME TO PAAAR-TAY AND MAKE TODAY HISTORICAL THEN!!"

"Oh, wait. Different dimensions. Cruud. Uh, gonna go try and find my Ulysses, and you get birthday wishes? Bleh, that feels so boring, though! Both of you should be able.to be celebrated by me!"

[theultimatehistorian]

"I don't think my Cassidy has anything planned, but that's quite alright. Just... don't plan a big party for your Ulysses, please."

[progamercassidy-deactivated2025]

"So uh...not this thing I already tagged my history dude in?"

"Whoops~"

[theultimatehistorian]

"Maybe he'll like it... It certainly is... interesting. But in a killing game...? Well, I suppose it depends on what has happened so far."

[theultimatehistorian]

"March 15th... That feels like an important day... Oh, right. It's my birthday. If only I wasn't trapped in here..."

[progamercassidy-deactivated2025]

"WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!!! TIME TO PAAAR-TAY AND MAKE TODAY HISTORICAL THEN!!"

"Oh, wait. Different dimensions. Cruud. Uh, gonna go try and find my Ulysses, and you get birthday wishes? Bleh, that feels so boring, though! Both of you should be able.to be celebrated by me!"

[theultimatehistorian]

"I don't think my Cassidy has anything planned, but that's quite alright. Just... don't plan a big party for your Ulysses, please."

[theultimatehistorian]

"March 15th... That feels like an important day... Oh, right. It's my birthday. If only I wasn't trapped in here..."

[akirelaw-deactivated20250403]

"Happy birthday, Ulysses."

Eva took off her glasses to clean them.

"I would present you with a gift out of formalities, but the gachapon didn't give me anything I thought you would like."

[theultimatehistorian]

"It's alright... It isn't as if you need to....Zzz..."

Ulysses yawns and dozes off for a moment before his eyes snap open.

"A-ah, sorry. What was I saying...? Oh, right... There's no need to get me a present, Eva."

[theultimatehistorian]

"March 15th... That feels like an important day... Oh, right. It's my birthday. If only I wasn't trapped in here..."