I have no idea what I'm doing

22, cis female, human garbage. X-Files, Steven Universe, horror, shitposts, animals, and other stuff that makes me happy. Sometimes there will be mood swings, thanks depression.

[theultimatep0tato]

Take care okay guys? I promise y’all I’m not dead or anything just not on tumblr.

[glassbonespaperskin]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

we should domesticate seals

[gothkeanu-deactivated20171110]

u ring someone’s doorbell and instead of hearing a dog’s bark u hear a super deep terrifying seal bark and u hear a loud wet flopping noise

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that’s the world i want to live in

[theballadofmrslovett]

❝ My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities…like the ability to b e h a v e  myself.❞

 My official Nymphadora Tonks cosplay.  (Pictures taken at Universal Studios, Orlando)

[ongwink]

if u have pets, reblog this what u call them besides their name

[theballadofmrslovett]

I love wearing my vest because everyone is always like “omg that’s so cool and punk and political” and I’m just here like…lol jokes on you, it’s just a bunch of nerdy shit.

I’m a nerd posing as a punk.

[tanzanitedepths]

Fanfiction Club: The Rules

This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

[gotham-ruaidh]

SUCH TRUTH

[hollyethecurious]

Yes.

[xemmaloveskillianx-deactivated2]

[nothingbutmeme]

[theultimatep0tato]

the houses as things my dad has done

gryffindor: allowed his kids to go wild attacking him with water pistols in front of his peers and a lot of electrical equipment

hufflepuff: almost died dancing to 'cotton eyed joe' in a lion costume in church on the hottest day of the year

slytherin: got drunk and censored the wrong part of m******fucker

ravenclaw: walked into a pole because he was too busy admiring the architecture of a bridge

[skidoo-art]

Work is not easy for them

(If I have English’s mistakes, let me know)

[0h69]

[0h69]

[babyanimalgifs]

[appalachianetiquette]

Saw this cool bug in the graveyard but I’m no good with identifying things of the bug variety.

[yayananana]

That’s some sort of Fae. Offer it milk in a shallow bowl and fresh steel cut oats with cream and butter.

[appalachianetiquette]

Finally someone gives me a straight answer. Cicada this and cicada that, I knew there had to be more to it.

[slutty-ankylosaurus]

It’s actually just an extrovert and it put on it’s fancy wings to convince you to go to a party with it. I know all you tumblr nerds are big introverts but that’s no excuse for calling it a bug.

[blithelybonny-deactivated202110]

Bisexuals in committed monogamous relationships have not chosen a “side,” they have chosen a person.

Thank you and have a blessed day.

[joseph-joestop]

friend: makes a typo

me: makes fun of the typo, repeats the typo for the next ten minutes straight, makes puns based on the typo, names my firstborn after the typo

[earthdad]

girl: can you stop wearing those glasses while we have sex?

me: