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āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
Congrats to you for your surgery - can totally understand the boredom that comes with a hospital stay for any reason. Is the food any good? Hospital near me gets farm-fresh eggs but they still prepare them in The Machine when you get them scrabbled
Luckily I was released to go back home the next day, but yeah the hospital food was pretty bad! The eggs were the taste and consistency of cooked Play-Doh. But the bacon was surprisingly really good!
Hey yall! I know I have been really quiet on here for a while, but I wanted to give yall a quick life update!
I got bottom surgery on this Monday, May 4th! Recovery has been surprisingly smooth and easy so far, and my pain is very well managed.
My biggest problem right now is boredom, which is a blessing.
Feel free to ask questions, there is no such thing as TMI with me.
Spring Truther Affirmations
spring is real
spring has happened before
spring will happen again
spring is coming
spring is on its way
itās going to be spring soon
spring is not a myth
spring is not a false memory
We're going to see if this works.
Ah HA! It did work! This is a walk through of the garden last year, right before sunset so you get the lighting and the sounds of the birds and the insects. I replay this over and over when I'm stressed and need something peaceful to think about.
If youāre LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.
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Jeremy Miranda, Valley, 2025, Acrylic on board
A creepy sentinel guards the entrance to the Green Trail at Mason Dixon Historical Park. Sleepy Hollow indeed.
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I stopped by the orchard
Standing on the bridge between the parking lot and the canal path yesterday
On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."
As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.
As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.
I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.
May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.
hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today
The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. Theyāre everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
oh shit
As the OP of this post, Iām going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.
Y'all know what to do Tumblr.
Seasonal stuff from the farmers market
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Saw this cool bug in the graveyard but Iām no good with identifying things of the bug variety.
Oh hey! My cicada!