Shut up and let me see your jazz hands

I laugh at my own puns and befriend dogs for a living. Welcome to my trashcan!

[srsfunny]

He Regrets His Mistake

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[iglovequotes]

http://iglovequotes.net/

[honeyscentedbitch]

[uneventfulness]

my blog will make you smile ♥

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[sasaq]

[emogender-deactivated20191222]

mankind? No. man mean

[rosehatesmoths]

someone: why are you tired all the time

me: *Buzzfeed UNSOLVED voice* Let’s take a look at the theories 

[justbadpuns]

I hate negative numbers and will stop at nothing to avoid them

[indie-cinema]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)

[bitchycode]

[oatbee]

*pokes bruise* where did you come from?

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

Hello I just wanted to tell everyone I'm EXTRA sensitive and EXTRA dramatic

[dontmindme-imjustfangirlin]

sometimes a family is just one really stressed out teenager and his four hellion children

[we-meme]

[horsepowers-deactivated20180314]

[twilightly-blog]