The Tea-Swilling Viking

"You'll hunt me. You'll condemn me. Set the dogs on me. Because that's what needs to happen."

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

London, you beauty! 😍 #myhometown #MyLondon #springisalmosthere #imhomefinally #loveit #London #March #2018 (at London, United Kingdom)

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

Bursts of Spring amongst the snow 🌱❄ #springisalmosthere #imhomefinally #MyLondon #myhometown #London #March #2018 (at Chelsea Embankment)

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

Some Liz/fam throwbacks! 😂😍 #me #myfam #myhistory #Throwback #England (at United Kingdom)

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

I would like to take this moment to wish my dear lovely Mum a Happy Mother's Day. I'm so lucky and thankful to have a mum like you, and although it's hard sometimes being far away, I look so much forward to seeing you in one week 😍😘💕 (photo of a chubby mini me with my mum) #mymum #loveher #mothersday2018💝 (at London, United Kingdom)

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

Thank you so much!!! @hairstyle_by_m.ardeleanu ❤💋#newdo #redhead #ombre #loveit #Aarhus #February #2018 (at Hairstyle By M.Ardeleanu)

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

I knew a Valentine... my grandad, Valentine Allen ❤ #Throwback #myfam #arealthrowback #familylove

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

Happy Birthday to my favourite (well, my only one!) niece on her 6th Birthday! It seems like it was only yesterday that you were born. I love you so much and I'm so, so proud of the clever, funny and loving girl that you are 😍😘🎈🎁🎉🎂 #happybirthday #6years #myniece #loveher #London #2018 (at London, United Kingdom)

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

Viking hair 👧 #sundayvibes #loveit #Kolding #February #2018 (at Kolding, Denmark)

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

I want to wish my little (not so little anymore! 😭😭) a very Happy 15th Birthday!! It's so amazing watching you grow into an intelligent, kind and thoughtful young woman. I'm so proud of you and love you lots @_louisegee03 !! 😍😘🎁🎈🎉🎂 #happybirthday #15years #imold #loveyou (at Battersea Park)

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

My great-grandad, James Jeffs (street boxer 🏆) #myfam #arealthrowback #loveit #London (at Willesden)

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

I miss and love my weird family 😂😂😂 #Throwback #whycantwetakenormalphotos #typical #lovethemanyway #London (at London, United Kingdom)

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

Happiest of Birthdays to my one and only 😍😘 #happybirthday #myviking #lovehim #Aarhus #January #2018 (at Lisbon, Portugal)

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2018!!! 🎊🎆🎉 #happynewyear #Aarhus #January #2018 (at Riis Skov)

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

I love London, especially at Christmas 😍💖🎅🎄⛄❄ #myhometown #MyLondon #itschriiiiistmaaaas #MerryChristmas #loveit #London #December #2017 (at London, United Kingdom)

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

Best Christmas present EVER!!!! 😂😂😂 #mybroladiesandgentlemen #christmaseve #imhomefinally #onemoredaytochristmas #mycrazyfam #London #December #2017 (at King's Road)

[theunsuspectingkiwi]

6 months on.... #justiceforgrenfell 💔 💚

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Countdown to Christmas ❄🌲 #pleasesanta #xmasvibes #loveit #Aarhus #December #2017 (at Godsbanen)