The Exiled Malewife

A sideblog for Dragon Age | 26 Icon was made by noodle8!

[prismole]

Sigrun! Legion of The Dead scout and companion of the grey warden commander in Dragon Age Awakening.

She is a lovely companion and was the only female dwarf companion until Scout Harding!

[thevaelguard]

They should invent a medicine that diagnoses you instantly and is free

[thevaelguard]

I WISHHHHH Last Flight had come out before DA2 because I would have loved some banter between Merrill and Sebastian about Garahel and Amadis' relationship and the griffons he had 😭

[thevaelguard]

in the next guild wars game the player character will be called a "vaelwarden" idk this just made me think of you

Insanely powerful for Sebastian to finally be combined with his favorite faction ...

[viriselan]

"somehow, everything feels right when i'm with you"

DA2 based Lavaellan from @ruanauden 💕🥰

[thevaelguard]

Surprising no one ever:

[thevaelguard]

i just lost my cat yesterday, and holy shit it fucking sucks how life just keeps going nonstop

i hope you're able to find some time to have some peace, one loss isn't easy, two is so much.

I hope you're also able to get some time to properly process and mourn as well!! I am so sorry you also had lost a cat. They truly hold such special places in our hearts and it hurts to lose them :[

[pinayelf]

let's settle this

what is alistair theirin's hair color

brown

blonde

ginger

he's bald/nuance (say in tags)

Voting ended onJul 25

[thevaelguard]

It's wild how two of your beloved pets can die within a week of each other but you're not given any time to mourn in this shit capitalistic world

[thevaelguard]

Varric and Seb's banters:

[junkyarded]

how it feels to call the fan favorite character a misogynist

[tatert07s]

been #blackwallmaxxing

[velnat004]

@brother-genitivi pssttttttt

[gaysebastianvael]

Another batch of LPS-ified creatures featuring a (golden) halla, a Guardian of Mythal, and a Dread Wolf~

(Assan - mabari - nug)

[thevaelguard]

Kicks rock. Can't believe Sebastian is as disliked as O/ghren and C/ullen. What fucking everrrr.

[unknown-mel]

me when i realize i haven't posted anything in a month oops have a random gort sketch

[veliseraptor]

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

[thevaelguard]

Every time I hear about Gaider writing a woman character, I realize more and more he sees women not as complex people with rich lives, but things that just get raped, which is used solely for edgyness and not saying anything of actual substance.