Bite The Pillow.

16 | ♋ | Florida Cosplayer

[thevastguffaw-blog]

I'M JUST HOPING THAT ANYONE FOLLOWING THIS BLOG KNOWS THAT IT'S INACTIVE AND MY NEW BLOG IS HERE k thx uwu

[spideypoot]

everything i see in Dangan Ronpa im like

“that could be used as a weapon.”

“oh is that a fish tank? yeah  that could be used as a weapon.”

“vegetables? uh oh”

[spideypoot]

everything i see in Dangan Ronpa im like

“that could be used as a weapon.”

“oh is that a fish tank? yeah  that could be used as a weapon.”

“vegetables? uh oh”

[thevastguffaw-blog]

PLS FOLLOW MY OTHER BLOG SO YOU CAN SEE MY FACE K HERE FOLLOW YIS

[thevastguffaw-blog]

so um i dont go on this blog anymore obviously so if you wanna follow my other one that im active on that would be great????? here it is

[spideypoot]

everything i see in Dangan Ronpa im like

“that could be used as a weapon.”

“oh is that a fish tank? yeah  that could be used as a weapon.”

“vegetables? uh oh”

[bestfriencl]

[persearse-deactivated20131107]

[commanderlexaisdead-deactivated]

im bread

[commanderlexaisdead-deactivated]

IM ON A ROLL

[trivial-turbulence]

im bread

[cineraria]

The Amazing Happy Birthday Candle - YouTube

[tyludacris]

the mayan peopless made some scary ass sculptures ferreal

[thulianality]

it looks like nic cage

[thevastguffaw-blog]

i thought that was chocolate

[nickkroll-kidman-deactivated201]

Apocalypse update from Germany:

I just saw Hitler riding a dinosaur down the street.

[thecityofpawnee]

 #apocalypse spoilers

[thevastguffaw-blog]

(I am working the register over Christmas.)

Me: “Find everything today?”

Customer: “Yup.”

(Note: she is silent through the transaction, which includes a gift card.)

Me: “How much would you like on this?”

Customer: “Oh, sorry. Can I have $150?”

Me: “No problem.”

Customer: *after paying* “Can you do me a favor?” *she hands me the gift card* “The next customer you see that you think could use this, could you give it to them?”

Me: *stunned* “…Of course!”

(After a minute another customer comes up, a visibly upset young woman.)

Me: “Hi! How are you?”

Customer #2: “I’m okay, thanks.”

(Clearly she is not ok, but she is trying very hard to be pleasant. She is getting very basic items: milk, bread, eggs, etc. Nothing very festive.)

Me: “So your total comes out to $0.00.”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “The person before you gave me a $150 gift card to use for the next person I thought could use it. You look like you’re having a rough day, so here are your groceries, and there’s about $130 left on this card.”

(The customer just started crying. Once she could, she thanked me about 100 times. Made my whole Christmas season.)

[kinggizzard]

so i paused a video

[hiyokodere-blog]

my most vivid memory of being in the homestuck fandom is the time that jake was introduced and an hour later there was porn of him with a gun up his ass

[totemeister]

Paula Deen riding Gamzee Makara on a pool of butter through Rainbow Space.

For a friend~. :D

[crouteann]

oMFG???

[msjewbooty-deactivated20130104]

“im gonna hit the hay,” i say to my friends. i rush to the barn and begin feverishly slamming my pitchfork into the bales of hay surrounding me. i will make them pay for what they’ve done.

[kingcheddarxvii]

If you’re feeling sad then just remember that the world’s top-ranked tennis player is spending millions of dollars on donkey cheese