I'm Not Dead (Yet)

When life hands you those kooky lemons, there is really only one thing you can say... Fuck lemonade. These lemons are incredible.

[thegreatbombini]

“Are you naming your goddamn wizard Taco?”

[yourdarksecret-deactivated20180]

Hello 🎈

[thevegantimelord]

[ghost-kloun-blog]

[puppytiny]

[valvala-deactivated20141226]

this is terrifying

[androdjinni]

All horses are the prepared vessels of an angry god.

[weloveshortvideos]

me this halloween 

[library-mermaid-blog]

I’m literally crying what does she even throw are those turnips??????

[ja-ll]

imagine being her and editing this??? like??? I wouldn’t be able to get through this holy shit

[aquaheartgirl]

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Okay so you know how in Beauty in the Beast…

This lady can’t afford six eggs, which always struck me as a little odd but I figured maybe that was normal in a poor French village. I mean, look at all the little kids she has; she probably struggles to afford any kind of food that would feed all of them… Right?

But later we discover something interesting about Gaston:

Gaston eats five dozen eggs every day. That’s 60 eggs. SIXTY. Which adds up to 420 eggs per week. No wonder this poor village doesn’t have enough of them to go around!

Gaston, who is very well-respected and successful and probably makes good money from his fabulous hunting skills, is cornering the entire egg market. To feed his addiction, he probably has to constantly go around and buy out every farmer’s supply of eggs, which causes the price on any remaining eggs to skyrocket.

Gaston is singlehandedly destroying the town’s economy.

Way to go, Gaston. You may be popular, but I’m sure that at least the chicken farmers were relieved when you fell to your death.

[dretanya]

[snazzy-adam]

[thevegantimelord]

So I’m broke as a joke but still trying to cosplay and if anyone wants to buy me any of this I would definitely send you pics of me in it 😘😘

[just-shower-thoughts]

Stephen King’s IT is a boggart from Harry Potter. He becomes what ever you fear the most and the only way to get rid of him is to stop being afraid. The whole movie is just a bunch of muggles trying to get rid of a boggart without using magic.

[handsomedogs]

Border collie/corgi , Winnie.

[lunathepug]

[northwestwade]

Oh my god

[clownasaurus-deactivated2020100]

I’ve watched this 3-second clip like eighteen times 

[btchnahalf]

Fuck it up, Linda

[gaterade]

linda’s coming for ya neck

[thevegantimelord]

Any pizza can be personal size if you believe in yourself. Red bell peppers Zucchini Red onion Sun dried tomatoes Pineapple Cheddar and mozzarella Daiya cheese Garlic infused crust

[rosedistilled]

This may be the most accurate analogy I have seen

[thevegantimelord]

what she says: i'm fine

what she means: oKAY BUT DIDN'T ZOEY AND CHASE BASICALLY START A RELATIONSHIP AT THE END OF THE LAST EPISODE?? DID THEY ACTUALLY GO TO HAWAII TOGETHER??? DID THEY DATE AND THEN BREAK UP???? WHAT HAPPENED? IF THEY DID DATE WHY DIDN'T CHASE ASK HER THEN/?//? WHY CHASE SO SURPRISED THAT ZOEY LIKED HIM BACK EVEN THO THEY BASICALLY MADE OUT ON THE STAIRS??? WHO TF IS THIS ALYSSA CHICK?WHERES ZOEY? ,?WHY IS IT TO BE CONTINUED??>>?? WHY IS THIS SO SHADY/? CHASE IS KINDA CREEPING ME OUT A BIT,,>?

[bananadome]

Bernie Sanders on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert 9.18.15

[meridiandreams]

Bernie Sanders, Ladies and Gentlemen.

[rewatchingpokemon]

[zzzzzzzo]

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