growing up won't bring us down

hi i'm allie, also known (by my loved ones) as bad luck schleprock or negative nancy. this blog is 80% The Maine, 10% whining, 5% cats/food/Kyle Gallner, and 5% other things. nothing here makes sense. everybody should be sharks brochacho(s) apparently i make gifs now.

[thevegetableman]

how high were you when you sent those messages?

[nicoledollanganger]

i’m looking for a romantic way to say i hope you think about me when you masturbate sometimes

[thevegetableman]

wow i havent posted here in forever hahahahahaha you'll never find me

[maydayparadefans]

[larvitarr]

[thevegetableman]

Baby's first words

In America: Mom

In England: Mum

In Spain: Mama

In Brazil: Please come to Brazil

[kibibarel]

haha i’m still feeling nostalgic let’s check the brother bear tag!!

… NEVER miND LET’S NOT CHeCK THE BroTHER BEAR TAG

[ohhmaine-blog]

[hogwartskidsproblems]

[octopussoir-]

[fernsandmoss]

[twerknugget]

how uncomfortable would it be to just sit in a tub full of glue

[theyellowbrickroad]

sounds like itd be a sticky situation

[thefifthjhn]

[lesbatronn]

[uppitiness]

my life is a constant debate of, “how much of an asshole can i be before it’s too much?”

[fosterthor]

[a-littlebitlouder]

John O’Callaghan + suspenders

[johnoooh]

Fucking fuck