Cloud coverage matched my outfit to a knife

Clancy/Linz/Laz. 36. They/them. Queer. Former Tumblr Cryptid in my yapper phase. Still a multifandom mess and old man yaoi enthusiast. But I’m currently going strong on my Garashir bullshit so yeah. Formerly lady-misery and darkestimmortal. Icon by princessfetus.

[lazuelazuli]

It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

@imadoctornotanescalator You have befriended an ancient bog Cryptid.

[faustique]

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

[lazuelazuli]

@imadoctornotanescalator <3<3<3

[fictionz]

Nothing but.

[lazuelazuli]

@imadoctornotanescalator “Garak, the Cardassian prince of fashion?” 🤣😂

[exhuastedpigeon]

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

[lazuelazuli]

@imadoctornotanescalator

[ispyspookymansion]

many of my mutuals on here r like a friend i worry about

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[jeniferprince]

can we? 🥺

patreon // buy prints here

[they-call-me-veral]

Cael the Cosmetologist

Just a stylist...totally

[plaidos]

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[girl-blorbo-polls]

Does your girl blorbo like physical affection?

-Yes!!!

-Neutral

-Absolutely not

-Nuance

Does your girl blorbo like physical affection?

Yes!!!

Neutral

Absolutely not

Nuance

Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[flightsofwonder]

why does this have 85K notes

[randomslasher]

because we reblogged it instead of cleaning our [x]

[04k96]

[phleb0tomist]

if you need full time care i love you. if you need part time care i love you. if it’s not safe for you to be unsupervised i love you. if it’s not safe for you to cook i love you. if you can’t dress yourself i love you. if you can’t toilet without help i love you. if you have uncontrollable behaviours unless someone is looking after you i love you. if someone else has to maintain your medical devices i love you. if you rely on informal or unpaid care from family or friends i love you. if you rely on formal care from professionals i love you. if you live in a group home, institution, or supported living i love you. if you’re embarrassed to admit you have carers i love you. if you talk about your carers with pride i love you.

if you need care i love you.

[tockthewatchdog]

“how could we go to the moon when things on earth need to be fixed” Ok we didn’t go to the moon for 50 years and none of you fixed dick so time’s up we’re go to the moon again fuck you

[konoko]