Literal script in the cold open of the first non-pilot episode of DS9
Garak: come to the place I make clothes and hang out with me sometime.
Julian: Captain, I’m about to have an adventure!
Jadzia: Are you SURE that’s what you’re about to have?
@imadoctornotanescalator Jadzia is all like, “I tried to help the baby bi, but he has to crawl before he can walk. Have fun with the sex!”

















