Cloud coverage matched my outfit to a knife

Clancy/Linz/Laz. 36. They/them. Queer. Former Tumblr Cryptid in my yapper phase. Still a multifandom mess and old man yaoi enthusiast. But I’m currently going strong on my Garashir bullshit so yeah. Formerly lady-misery and darkestimmortal. Icon by princessfetus.

[gothredy]

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[iam0to3yearsold]

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

[unseelie]

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

[peteneems]

[sofnaskinder]

Proud creature for all my fellow lesbians

[flutterclouds]

@spacialsquid @aimervee @device--conduct

[lazuelazuli]

@imadoctornotanescalator Lesbian Fennekin!

[dogpuppy]

[ashstfu]

it’s so crazy having a follower base on tumblr knowing full well it’s not based on selfies or anything like people are here for your crazy twisted mind. i feel like nietzsche

[endivinity]

dogs with clothes ft. green

[theoscouts-sideblog]

@adobe-outdesign

[clubpenguindoneright]

[do-re-miracle]

What if you made up a guy who suffered suffered suffered suffered suffered suffered

[whatisamildopinion]

'rocky learns to swear in english' is great and all but have we considered the equally hilarious alternative: rocky makes grace a little harmonica so he can use tone indicators in eridian, does not realize how terrible of a mistake this is until it's too late. grace catches onto tone indicators FAST and he is DEVASTATING with their application. grace does not use eridian swears but rocky gets to hear "are we choosing kind words" and "I'm not mad I'm just disappointed" in eridian roughly thirty times per day

[manyblinkinglights]

#grace figures out Disappointed Teacher tone indicators in less than twenty four hours#the first time he uses it rocky is suddenly shaking with flashbacks to being a 30yo eridian in school#pov you are stuck in deep space and your middle school teacher alien roommate has just figured out how to scold you in your native language#rocky is a mechanic. they are immune to being cussed out but the Teacher Voice works on them solidly seven times out of ten#when the beatles get back to earth stratt watches the hail mary footage and every time rocky cringes as grace harmonicas at him#she's like 'ahhhhhh the teacher voice <3 I do miss that'#because when he was still on earth stratt would sometimes sicc grace on members of the phm team#because sometimes the Disappointed Teacher Voice was more effective than the Angry Boss Voice

[lazuelazuli]

@imadoctornotanescalator

[peteneems]

[a-tiddy-ninja]

「デカヌチャン擬人化」 by クラケン | Twitter

๑ Reposted with permission from the artist ✔.

[notinmyfeed]

🔨

[adobe-outdesign]

Pokemon review request: Mega Drampa?

(No Pokemon review requests in the inbox right now; send 'em if you have 'em.)

Mega Drampa is like the personification of the "stop praying for my grandfather you're making him too powerful" meme, and you know what? That's cool as hell.

The concept here is that Drampa is a grandpa dragon, so Mega Drampa regains its lost youth:

Drampa's cells have been invigorated, allowing it to regain its youth. It manipulates the atmosphere to summon storms.

Drampa's white fur also looks like clouds and it's known for summoning storms, so the mega makes the fur dark to show its regained vitality and gives it a thundercloud theme in the process. Very neat, I like it.

If Mega Drampa stopped there it wouldn't be that impressive, but it also makes a lot of changes to regular Drampa's design. All of the droopy, round elements that make Drampa look friendly are now upraised and pointy, giving it a more threatening look. The visible fangs, claws, and angry eyebrows also add to this.

Beyond that, it has way more fur (again, tying into the youth concept) that it can raise up while attacking, and a more striking palette that uses a darker green and makes the underbelly white in order to maintain contrast with the darker colors.

The only thing I'm not sure about in the design is the three diamond markings. Regular Drampa has three circles there, and while I get wanting to make them pointier to match Mega Drampa's shapes, they look a bit distracting and artificial. This isn't a huge deal though obviously; overall, it's a great design with a great concept.

[voxtheenby]

Pride Month Project '26 - Day 7

Spongebob Squarepants

[jesterlesbian]

hey anyone figured out another way out but through. i’d love to not go through

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[lazuelazuli]

@imadoctornotanescalator

[prole-log]

[leebrontide]

Happy pride y'all.