Cloud coverage matched my outfit to a knife

Clancy/Linz/Laz. 36. They/them. Queer. Former Tumblr Cryptid in my yapper phase. Still a multifandom mess and old man yaoi enthusiast. But I’m currently going strong on my Garashir bullshit so yeah. Formerly lady-misery and darkestimmortal. Icon by princessfetus.

[lyoneve]

May I offer you some fluffy Stede/Ed that I put off finishing for two years?

[abugslifeforyouandi]

@imadoctornotanescalator @lost-in-space-again both of yall like OFMD right?

[imadoctornotanescalator]

UH YES LINZ COME LOOK AT THIS @lazuelazuli *screams and dies of cuteness aggression*

[lazuelazuli]

@imadoctornotanescalator Pretty sure I reblogged this a long time ago.

Ed is so serene. 🥰

[gay-trans-lgbt-advice]

Thank god for titties and pasta

[rusababy]

sex ed needs to mention aromanticism and asexuality in depth or else it sucks as sex ed

[rusababy]

no one off mentions. i mean IN DEPTH. discuss amatonormativity, compulsory sexuality, non romantic and non sexual intimacy, love being morally neutral

[rusababy]

stop giving kids sex and romance as their only possible way to be social and intimate as well as assuming they all want and prioritize only that, these babies are too lonely for that

[crybabyals]

I’d love to stop yearning for things I know aren’t in the cards for me

[the-girl-in-the-high-castle]

The prototype

[wanderingcas]

does anyone else just largely stay inside during the summer? i fucking hate the heat bro!! give me christmas!!!

[wanderingcas]

this is how i realize that the act of sweating is actually a sensory nightmare to me

[thememedaddy]

[theres-a-hole-in-my-wall]

+can I get buttons and dials. PLEASE. Why is my TV so smooth. I need a power button in case I lose the remote

[eternalgirlscout]

you can't say "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" on a poll with a 60/40 split. that's hydrogen bomb vs regular bomb

[prokopetz]

Pipe bomb versus somewhat smaller pipe bomb.

[thecolorofthegame]

Hydrogen baby va coughing bomb

[rudywiser]

Two bombs, both alike in dignity, in fair tumblr, where we lay our scene

[spikedaily]

Buffy the Vampire Slayer 5.04 | “Out of My Mind”

[heatherfranzen]

Give your munchlax lots of hugs!

[reemillustrated]

self portrait

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price photo taken from his and Mary's cookbook Treasury of Great Recipes

[feriowind]

Zero gravity shenanigans!!

wanted to draw something extra nice for Grace so spent past couple days working on this 8''^)

this will also be available as a 11x17" print in the future!

[lazuelazuli]

@imadoctornotanescalator

[fullcravings]

Moist Vegan Blueberry Lemon Muffins

[herpsandbirds]

2 different beetles I found in the forest on the east side of Mt Adams, Washington. Any ideas?

Buprestid Beetle IDs - WA, USA:

T - this gorgeous fellow is a Golden Jewel Beetle (Buprestis aurulenta), family Buprestidae.

B - Same family, Western Sculptured Pine Borer (Chalcophora angulicollis)

[apricops]

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

[8nin]

I love reassurance and gentle reminders bc baby I am traumatized lmfao