"Simon"

The Mechanic.

[theverytiredmechanic]

As you're exploring the Hadal Blacksite, you find a blue flare leading into a broken down wall. You decide to investigate, and are find Simon, known best as The Mechanic. He's not very trusting and he usually will keep to himself. However if he does open up to you, he'll likely be a lot nicer. What you do now is up to you.

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Mod here!~ This blog is of my OC, Simon! He's not very developed yet, so why don't you come and help?

@thattiredgamer

Rules:

- Magic anon is ok, but nothing too crazy.

- Please don't traumatize the tired man more he's been through enough

- Try to be legible and understandable.

DNI: Homophobic, transphobic, zoophiles, anyone who will do weird shit basically, problematic people

"THIS IS SIMON SCREAMING!!!"

"THIS IS SIMON YELLING!"

"This is Simon talking."

"this is Simon whispering.."

This is actions/other stuff idk

(This is OOC/mod)

[theverytiredmechanic]

Simon's new render(s)

[theverytiredmechanic]

[Notice: This action will permanently erase this expendable's memories. Do you wish to go through? Y/N.] {Y.} [Finishing up...] [Complete! Expendable rebuilt.]

[theverytiredmechanic]

[Opening data log.]

[ERROR.]

[File removed.]

[Reconstructing...]

[fishcalledsebastian]

"Holy shit." A familiar voice called out. It was Simon. "Sebastain?? Hohoholy SHIT! How long has it been!?" He sounded rather excited.

Well, obviously, Jack was there too, still in red. He seemingly just liked the color red. "Oh? Hi, Sebastian!" He waved from behind Simon.

@theverytiredmechanic 🔧

@deadrichexpendable 💲

(prob gonna be my only interaction for a long time so I guess fuck it we ball)

'Huh? Oh, hi. How are you both?'

[theverytiredmechanic]

"Right, uh.. Well, we've been doing great, actually!" He smiled, looking over to Jack for a moment before looking back at Sebastian. "Jack and I uh.. We got uhm-.. Married.. Not too long ago..!" He still felt weird telling people about it, god damn it! He's really gotta condition himself to be able to say that like he isn't confessing again.

He giggled silently to himself hearing how 'nervous' Simon was. "Mhm!" He raised his hand up a bit, the one he didn't wave with, and just as you'd hopefully expect, a ring was on his ring finger. Where else would it go? The middle finger? The pinky?? No, idiot that goes on the RING finger. God.

[theverytiredmechanic]

(Simon heard the sound for pandemonium approaching, but the lights didn't flicker. That couldn't be right. There were footsteps accompanying it. And the most God awful smell ever.]

[ @undeadexpendable ]

He quickly turned to face the general direction, taking his shotgun from the side of his deactivated PDG, and aiming. He slowly made his way to a locker in the hopes that maybe he'd get to shoot pandemonium (he hates pandemonium with a burning passion).

[somearedeadandsomearestillliving]

[Instead of Pandemonium storming through, a guy who was half green walked through the room, with Pandemonium following behind him, not an ounce of aggression. The guy waved.]

[theverytiredmechanic]

"...." he slowly lowered his shotgun. "...hello."

[somearedeadandsomearestillliving]

'Don't mind him. He just follows me. I'm Nox.'

[theverytiredmechanic]

"n-..Nice to meet you." He was very confused.

[somearedeadandsomearestillliving]

'So, uh. Sorry if we both smell bad. Can't help it.'

[theverytiredmechanic]

"I honestly couldn't care less about that."

[somearedeadandsomearestillliving]

'Most people do. But, uhh.. don't mind Pande. He's more like a giant puppy when he's not trying to rip people apart.'

[theverytiredmechanic]

"Yeah I once shot him so I don't think I'm safe right now."

[theverytiredmechanic]

(Simon heard the sound for pandemonium approaching, but the lights didn't flicker. That couldn't be right. There were footsteps accompanying it. And the most God awful smell ever.]

[ @undeadexpendable ]

He quickly turned to face the general direction, taking his shotgun from the side of his deactivated PDG, and aiming. He slowly made his way to a locker in the hopes that maybe he'd get to shoot pandemonium (he hates pandemonium with a burning passion).

[somearedeadandsomearestillliving]

[Instead of Pandemonium storming through, a guy who was half green walked through the room, with Pandemonium following behind him, not an ounce of aggression. The guy waved.]

[theverytiredmechanic]

"...." he slowly lowered his shotgun. "...hello."

[somearedeadandsomearestillliving]

'Don't mind him. He just follows me. I'm Nox.'

[theverytiredmechanic]

"n-..Nice to meet you." He was very confused.

[somearedeadandsomearestillliving]

'So, uh. Sorry if we both smell bad. Can't help it.'

[theverytiredmechanic]

"I honestly couldn't care less about that."

[theverytiredmechanic]

(Simon heard the sound for pandemonium approaching, but the lights didn't flicker. That couldn't be right. There were footsteps accompanying it. And the most God awful smell ever.]

[ @undeadexpendable ]

He quickly turned to face the general direction, taking his shotgun from the side of his deactivated PDG, and aiming. He slowly made his way to a locker in the hopes that maybe he'd get to shoot pandemonium (he hates pandemonium with a burning passion).

[somearedeadandsomearestillliving]

[Instead of Pandemonium storming through, a guy who was half green walked through the room, with Pandemonium following behind him, not an ounce of aggression. The guy waved.]

[theverytiredmechanic]

"...." he slowly lowered his shotgun. "...hello."

[somearedeadandsomearestillliving]

'Don't mind him. He just follows me. I'm Nox.'

[theverytiredmechanic]

"n-..Nice to meet you." He was very confused.

[fishcalledsebastian]

'So, uh. Sorry if we both smell bad. Can't help it.'

[theverytiredmechanic]

(Wrong blog)

[theverytiredmechanic]

(Simon heard the sound for pandemonium approaching, but the lights didn't flicker. That couldn't be right. There were footsteps accompanying it. And the most God awful smell ever.]

[ @undeadexpendable ]

He quickly turned to face the general direction, taking his shotgun from the side of his deactivated PDG, and aiming. He slowly made his way to a locker in the hopes that maybe he'd get to shoot pandemonium (he hates pandemonium with a burning passion).

[somearedeadandsomearestillliving]

[Instead of Pandemonium storming through, a guy who was half green walked through the room, with Pandemonium following behind him, not an ounce of aggression. The guy waved.]

[theverytiredmechanic]

"...." he slowly lowered his shotgun. "...hello."

[somearedeadandsomearestillliving]

'Don't mind him. He just follows me. I'm Nox.'

[theverytiredmechanic]

"n-..Nice to meet you." He was very confused.

[theverytiredmechanic]

(Simon heard the sound for pandemonium approaching, but the lights didn't flicker. That couldn't be right. There were footsteps accompanying it. And the most God awful smell ever.]

[ @undeadexpendable ]

He quickly turned to face the general direction, taking his shotgun from the side of his deactivated PDG, and aiming. He slowly made his way to a locker in the hopes that maybe he'd get to shoot pandemonium (he hates pandemonium with a burning passion).

[somearedeadandsomearestillliving]

[Instead of Pandemonium storming through, a guy who was half green walked through the room, with Pandemonium following behind him, not an ounce of aggression. The guy waved.]

[theverytiredmechanic]

"...." he slowly lowered his shotgun. "...hello."

[theverytiredmechanic]

(Simon heard the sound for pandemonium approaching, but the lights didn't flicker. That couldn't be right. There were footsteps accompanying it. And the most God awful smell ever.]

[ @undeadexpendable ]

He quickly turned to face the general direction, taking his shotgun from the side of his deactivated PDG, and aiming. He slowly made his way to a locker in the hopes that maybe he'd get to shoot pandemonium (he hates pandemonium with a burning passion).

[fishcalledsebastian]

Simon is just watching in confusion as Jack is quite literally flung around the entire room.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

@theverytiredmechanic 🔧

@deadrichexpendable 💲

'What the-'

[theverytiredmechanic]

"This shouldn't even be possible-..."

"MY LEGGG!!! MY LEEEEEGGGG!!!!!"

"Sebastain could you like-.. Could you try to catch him-? He's probably going to crack his head open at this rate.."

[fishcalledsebastian]

[Sebastian grabbed Jack, or tried to, by his arm, just holding him up by it once he was still.]

[deadrichexpendable]

Jack was VERY bruised, scratched, and was likely concussed. "Gmmsmqhfnmfmhmnhh.."

"shit..."

[fishcalledsebastian]

'Yeah that definitely isn't good.'

[Sebastian place Jack on the floor.[

[deadrichexpendable]

He was almost flung again, but Simon caught him.

"Gotcha-!" He held Simon carefully as to not drop him again.

"Ghngnmananwbanwhw... Manyana... Menwnwmmqnwnqjhwg.. Blue."

"...fuck."

[fishcalledsebastian]

'I think he's busted.'

[theverytiredmechanic]

"I'm gonna get him medical attention."

"fshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......."

"...now."

[fishcalledsebastian]

'Yeah,good idea,.'

[theverytiredmechanic]

"Cya later." He left as quickly as he could to get him medical attention.

[fishcalledsebastian]

Simon is just watching in confusion as Jack is quite literally flung around the entire room.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

@theverytiredmechanic 🔧

@deadrichexpendable 💲

'What the-'

[theverytiredmechanic]

"This shouldn't even be possible-..."

"MY LEGGG!!! MY LEEEEEGGGG!!!!!"

"Sebastain could you like-.. Could you try to catch him-? He's probably going to crack his head open at this rate.."

[fishcalledsebastian]

[Sebastian grabbed Jack, or tried to, by his arm, just holding him up by it once he was still.]

[deadrichexpendable]

Jack was VERY bruised, scratched, and was likely concussed. "Gmmsmqhfnmfmhmnhh.."

"shit..."

[fishcalledsebastian]

'Yeah that definitely isn't good.'

[Sebastian place Jack on the floor.[

[deadrichexpendable]

He was almost flung again, but Simon caught him.

"Gotcha-!" He held Simon carefully as to not drop him again.

"Ghngnmananwbanwhw... Manyana... Menwnwmmqnwnqjhwg.. Blue."

"...fuck."

[fishcalledsebastian]

'I think he's busted.'

[theverytiredmechanic]

"I'm gonna get him medical attention."

"fshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......."

"...now."

[fishcalledsebastian]

Simon is just watching in confusion as Jack is quite literally flung around the entire room.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

@theverytiredmechanic 🔧

@deadrichexpendable 💲

'What the-'

[theverytiredmechanic]

"This shouldn't even be possible-..."

"MY LEGGG!!! MY LEEEEEGGGG!!!!!"

"Sebastain could you like-.. Could you try to catch him-? He's probably going to crack his head open at this rate.."

[theverytiredmechanic]

" Heyy!! Do you have a birthday or something? "

"Well yeah, of course I do. Why wouldn't I? You do too, y'know!"

[fishcalledsebastian]

Simon tried to get through the vent, struggling to get in while he drags something along behind him. "H-Hey Sebastain! I heard that apparently today's your birthday and I got some stuff for ya!"

~ @theverytiredmechanic 🔧

(HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOD!)

'Oh? You didn't need to, or anything-'

[OOC THANK YOUUUU!!]

[theverytiredmechanic]

"Its too late. I already got alotta shit for ya." He took out some food! It was pizza, some red velvet cake, and a soda! You decide what kind of soda. "This first, but I also got gifts I swear!" He began assorting his gifts.

[fishcalledsebastian]

'..,okay.'

[theverytiredmechanic]

Once he assorted the gifts in order of 'importance', He stepped back and let Sebastain open them. "Alright, just like reading, left to right. Eh- please." There were 5 gifts. The sizes varied. The food was still warm, the cake was actually decorated, nothing seemed rushed, it was rather nice.

[fishcalledsebastian]

[Sebastian did what Simon told him to and went left to right opening them.]

[theverytiredmechanic]

The first gift was modified sunglasses. "Those are for those fuckers with the flash beacons! I also think they just look pretty neat! They're able to adjust so you aren't in the dark, it maintains a certain level of light it'll allow in!" They did infact look pretty cool and seemed to be very advanced, a bit bulky, likely for what he mentioned, but other than that it wasn't a big difference.

The second gift was 5 modified radios. "Ah yes, the radios! Those aren't affected by the scrambler but they're got anyone you would want to be able to contact over long distance. There are five channels of course, and if everyone in one channel agrees to lock it, the channel is locked from the others. Just for if you want to have any private radio chats." He chuckled a bit.

The third gift was a modified electric guitar. "Right! I heard you used to play the guitar and decided to see what I could get you, hopefully the guitar works well! It has some modifications to it, mostly for accomodations!" He smiled, being excited for something.

The fourth gift was a pair of speakers. They looked modern. "I managed to yoink some speakers from the ridge! With some speakers and spare metal, you can really make it look modern. The speakers are made to go along with the electric guitar!" This might've been what he was excited for.

The fifth gift was a literal turret. He had taken a turret, modified it a bit so Sebastain could control it, he even made a manual for it. "Haha! I got you your own personal turret! It comes with all sorts of features listed in the manual! There's also tools for you to tinker with that should be attached to the back of the manual, but if you need any help with that I've gotcha!" Aaaand there it is. That's what he was really excited for.

"That should be everything! Happy birthday Sebastain! I hope you like the gifts and food! Oh, also, Jack was a bit busy but.." he grabbed a card from his pocket, holding it out to Sebastain. "He did make you a card! Feel free to read it whenever, I don't mind. He didn't seem to have any specific time for you to check it out. He seemed kinda rushed to be honest.."

[fishcalledsebastian]

Simon tried to get through the vent, struggling to get in while he drags something along behind him. "H-Hey Sebastain! I heard that apparently today's your birthday and I got some stuff for ya!"

~ @theverytiredmechanic 🔧

(HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOD!)

'Oh? You didn't need to, or anything-'

[OOC THANK YOUUUU!!]

[theverytiredmechanic]

"Its too late. I already got alotta shit for ya." He took out some food! It was pizza, some red velvet cake, and a soda! You decide what kind of soda. "This first, but I also got gifts I swear!" He began assorting his gifts.

[fishcalledsebastian]

'..,okay.'

[theverytiredmechanic]

Once he assorted the gifts in order of 'importance', He stepped back and let Sebastain open them. "Alright, just like reading, left to right. Eh- please." There were 5 gifts. The sizes varied. The food was still warm, the cake was actually decorated, nothing seemed rushed, it was rather nice.