for rent

u forgot 2 follow me. lol

[rasmuslikestodraw]

I once bought this bootleg pokemon game back in 2011 and this is the result

[sailorgoon]

[corgis-everywhere]

[bopeep]

this is what im on tumblr for

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

introducing… SPOONS!

[cizayox]

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

[salma-deactivated20150127]

This kid needs a nobel prize

[lychgate]

when you dont have enough money to pay for daycare AND dog sitting

[grandtheft-autotune]

This by far the most fucked up post on the internet.

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

Los

Angeles

[chubbymermaid87]

Is this for real?

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

I promise

[zidane-xv]

reminder

[arquus-malvaceae-deactivated202]

Light’s dialogue in Death Note is SO much better if you imagine it as an OKCupid profile.

M’isa.

[arquus-malvaceae-deactivated202]

[jorogumomachi-deactivated201508]

My contribution to the cause.

[shadowstar65]

Coincidence? I THINK NOT!!!

[puppygifs]

[asianconfusion]

THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOSH IT’S SO HAPPY AND THERE ARE SO MANY BALLS TO CHOOSE FROM AND THEN IN THE END IT’S JUST SO OVERWHELMED WITH HAPPINESS IT HAS TO LEAVE

[fuck-kirk]

i dont have to say it we’re all thinking the same thing

[thevirgindairies]

is this dashcon

[fahrendengesellen-deactivated20]

Life as an elementary music teacher

[dicemastaflex-deactivated201408]

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

[can-u-not-my-wayward-son-deacti]

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

[shaq-to-the-future]

[hanxmillenniumfalcon]

so i was walking to class when i noticed a huge jam in the busiest hallway of the school and a bunch of people screaming rooting aggressively for these two seniors so the teachers and vice principal rush in to break up the fist fight to find out its a fUCKING BEYBLADE BATTLE

[thats-so-meme]

[art-of-whore-deactivated2014042]

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died