the virginity thief.

hey im Fafi... um idk i like things & i blog about them. my dad stole a tree from the neighbours once. this is him twerking for notes. follow my disney blog: thedisneysupreme.tumblr.com

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self care is watching all three john mulaney specials because sometimes you really just need to laugh

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[deadddeviant]

The short involves Goofy doing domestic chores for his wife, which was an odd concept in the 1950′s. So based on the Milkman not knowing who he was kissing in this bit, it implies that Goofy’s wife was fucking the Milkman.

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[f0rgemaster]

Power move

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[kramer]

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

[butterflyknyfe]

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

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[grgrhy]

this is my favourite vine tbh

[hotgrunkle-deactivated20150811]

ME TOO

[seltzerbottles]

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[crappytoilet]

me

[bright-witch]

I am crying omfg

[wjldflower]

2017 mood

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[kingfunkyfried]

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[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later

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me: *walks into Macdonald* hey can i get a fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh employee: I Know What You Want. me: Say It. Out Loud. employee: Borger

[thursday]