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"It was my pleasure. Do be careful on your journey."
Horuss waved goodbye, smiling only momentarily. He paused his waving, sweating a little, growing concerned when her route deviated from going toward the downstairs to the upstairs. He slowly...
Roxy's first reaction falls somewhere along the lines of "Who the fuckity fuck is the goggle-wearin' alien who looks like a horse standin' next to my b-f-f-sie?" She glanced over at Gaylords Numero Uno and Dos, raising her eyebrows inquisitively. Perhaps they knew who the fuckity-fuck the goggle-wearin' alien horse was?
But then it hit her: Jane.
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane.
Roxy bolted forward, initiating the same uber-excited-tackle-hug-of-certain-death that she had given Dirk upon seeing him only moments ago. She flung her arms around her friend, laughing and grinning happily that she was finally here, and totally NOT being eaten by some terrifying castle-dungeon-beast.
"Hey girlfriend!" she exclaimed, bouncing on her heels as she gave Jane a very excited grin. Jane was here- all of her friends were together at last, ready to conquer the world one relatiionship issue at a time.
Roxy couldnât have been happier.
Noticing the horse-dude again, she leaned close to Jane, never taking her suspicious eyes off of the guy.
"Janey who's the dude?" she whispered, frowning a little. She certainly didn't recognize him. And he gave off this...weird vibe that Roxy couldn't quite put her finger on.
cheers!
Mnnn, male/any strippers.. Oh, what, no, not strippers. He outleans from the water, retrieving his foot and his consciousness from whatever wandering it was falling towards; shaking it off but also rubbing it against his other leg idly. â Hey, anything is worth a shot....
Roxy promptly stalked over to Dirk and thumped him directly on the forehead, giving him a proper scowl. How dare this stupid fricker lose her best friend?!! She put her hands on her hips, giving Dirk Strider the best I-will-fuck-your-nightmares glare as possible.
"Dude. You LOST my best friend. How the hell did you lose her? We're in a goddamn castle it's kinda, oh I dunno, IMPORTANT to stick together??"
She groaned. She wasn't drunk enough to deal with dumbass boys, she realized. When dealing with the male form, one must consume at least seven shots of hard vodka before confronting the issue. Whether it be on love, or any other matter.
"Jake, we should probably track her down 'n crap. She's probably spyin' on us from like somewhere else or somethin'. Idk. Still."
She was probably scared half to death, more likely, Roxy thought grimly. Where was this Calliopean goddess to show the way when we needed her?
watashiwapony:
" At this point in time Iâm pretty sure this castle is stocked tits to bitches with anything we could possibly need. Iâm thinking you just gotta look hard enough to wish hard enough, and it will appear.â, he raises his palms to the skyâŠ
She looked suspiciously between Jake and Dirk, her glance lingering on the Strider for a moment before rolling her eyes. Oh Jake. You and your cuteness will be the desth and utter malevolent desolation of us all. Gaylord numero uno, she thought, saving the world one awkward flirtation at a time. Jakey, Jakey, Jakey⊠Theyâd have to have some serious, uber important PRIVATE TALKS later on about him and his romantic advancements. Didnât really help that she was also helplessly in love with this dorky Strider, but still. Sheâd like to help him out with his little âissueâ. âIâd reaaaally like to find Callie and Jane,â she said. âYou guys really think Callieâs here? I mean hell if her friggen brother is dead I say we throw a huge fricken bonanza complete wit beer and confetti but likeâŠâ she trailed off, sitting down beside the edge of the pool in thought. This was all really confusing. âWhere the fricken hell is Jane anyways? That girl better notâve gotten lost or I will certainly smack a bitch.â She narrowed her SUSPICIOUS eyes at Dirk once again. âDude did you lose her? Tell me you didnât lose my bffsie man.â
Eyeing Jake with a slighty wary expression, she shook her head, snickering at both of the boys in amusement.
"Nah you didnât miss much," she told Dirk. "I meanâŠyou saw the friggen EPIC kitchen right? Dude we are set for LIFE in that place I shit you not. I meanâŠthis wholeâŠ
Jake would have showcased Dirkâs weariness if not for elation settling in its place. Too many relations cut, too many worries gained; so long as the conflict between them all had subsided, if only for a moment, Jake was happy. Happy, hopeful, and a little confused.
"If strider vision is anything like strider philosophizing, strider ironicism, strider running or strider drawing roxy and I may as well deem ourselves dead in the ground right this minute. Dont suppose the castle would stock anime merchandise would it?"
Jake punched Dirkâs arm, smiling at him before walking toward the entrance stairs of the pool. His mind mulled over answers to questions demanding inevitability; why he had stepped into the changing room before greeting Dirk and Saw, why there was no trace of apprehention in the smallest of his hugs, why he appeared so starkly usual in the aftermath of his mind gaining the ability to distort reality itself (JUST LIKE FANTASTIC FOURâS ABRAXAS!!), disrupted only by his toe touching cold water.
Yowza. Not as bad as ice, not as cruel as frost, not as unforgiving as hail sending a hail mary but just cold enough to draw the process of entering out to two minutes of poking and prodding. Once acclimatized to what the water was handing him, Jake settles into his pool ring and begins swimming around and dipping down with no apparent goal. Just swimminâ. Swimminâ stoppinâ only to peak up at Roxy and Dirk from within the water, his hair drenched and his smile bright.
"The water is splendiferous! Wait UU who now? If my jackass gay lord had a part in constructing this place I am shoving out." He retained his smile.
"Jakey ya look like a friggen duck," she commented dryly. "I don' understand half a the shit you just said, but like, you look like a duck and its hella cute. Dirk doesn't he look hella cute?"
 She knelt down and stuck her hand in the water, withdrawing it quickly when she realized how damn cold it was.
"Dude there's no way in heck I'm gettin' in there. Cold as shit. I mean really...But uh, yeah. No way in hell am I havin' anything to do with that piece of shit. But Callie? If she were here this'd be the greatest party ever. I miss that girl...'
Her face fell a little. She really did indeed miss her dear old friend so much. Calliope had always been so helpful and dear to her...She swore she'd find her here, wherever this crazy place was. One way or another, she figured.
She grimaced, figuring it'd just be best to stay dry for now. Although, she did kinda want to see if this place came equipped with any cute bathing suits. Maybe she'd sneak off into the locker room at some point while Gay Lords 1 and 2 had their little Gay Lord talks. Given the idea that they actually would speak to one another on good terms.
Absolutely fucking beautiful, he wouldnât have had these beginning interactions held in any other way. Roxy being a squishy hugfset and Jake being an ass. Literally, literally faced with butt. â Good job, mission complete. Youâve earned the right to me fixing your languageâŠ
Eyeing Jake with a slighty wary expression, she shook her head, snickering at both of the boys in amusement. "Nah you didnât miss much," she told Dirk. "I meanâŠyou saw the friggen EPIC kitchen right? Dude we are set for LIFE in that place I shit you not. I meanâŠthis whole PLACE is deckedâŠ" Her mind wandered to the other possibilities of the castle, wondering if they should stay here and swim, or perhaps continue exploring. Her mind was pleasantly clear of its hangoverâŠwhy notâŠtake advantage? She bro-fisted Sawbot as he set Jake down, nodding at him. "How ya doinâ Sawbro?" she asked, knowing the robot more than likely wouldnât respond.
Oh god damnit Roxy- I mean, he wasnât LITERALLY surprised by her sudden hugginess- he was pretty much 100% expectant of her affection, but dang girl he had a sandwich here he was eating. He manages to stuff the rest of it into his mouth before impact, desperate to not have it flung into the infinity pool. His body leans under the weight, LEANS, come on Strider you can handle it; and with a mighty stabilization of his legs, manages to stay upright despite the utmost tackle-y of hugs. He even manages to return the favor by wrapping a single arm around her back in response.
Swallowing down the rest of his food, albeit somewhat painfully, he speaks with only a bit of it muffling his mouth, â Yo Roxy jeez girl settle them gams. Computer room?â he muses over the fact momentarily to why a huge castle needed a computer room- but dang Dirk, look ahead of you, why the fuck does a big castle need a POOL THIS BIG AND ELABORATE, the chlorine smell was nice though, better then salt⊠â Nope, missed that completely on my wild search for people I knew. Had Jane for like, five minutes and he disapporated so?â, he shrugs lightly, eyeing down at the female with unshaded eyes. â Had Sawtooth just go straight looking for you two. Minus a stop in the kitchen for something edible, Iâve been walking around for a while now. What about you? And apparently Jake was with you?â
The mechanical is in fact, still busy with the fleeing Jake. He gestures with his hands softly at his sides as the boy speaks, agreeing with him silently; even managing to return the pooltoy hug with both arms- until the final statement where the boy mentions that he was, in fact tasked here to snatch him. Hey, he is uninjured from his apparent fall, and because of all this hug nonsense, he had his arms just, perfectly around the smaller human. So in that same moment, he leans down, gripping at a point under his ass, and abruptly works to sling the boy up onto his shoulder.
If it claims Jake has little chance to stop the brobot as he goes; he immediately heads out the locker room door again, pointing at his prize. Or rather, pointing at his prizeâs butt, because thatâs what would be facing the other two still lingering near the pool. Look Dirk! Batshorts! Ahahahaha. (so cute)
Jake whapped Sawâs back with the pooltoy.
"Unhand me fiend! Licentious lout! Hornswoggler!! Were going to have at least a skosh of a foofaraw once you let me down! You slung me up like this because i am callipygian didnt you? Didnt you?? Botherations abound!!"
He whimpered, resigning to his fate once they were out the door for fear of looking like a bigger dimwit than necessary. He couldnât stay mad at Saw for long anyhow. Saw is a good bot.Â
A good bot who evidently took to pointing at his butt. What the hell man? Jake bapped him on the back leg with the toy before beginning to mutter.Â
(mutter mutter improper hello mutter mutter checking out my derriere mutter mutter unfair mutter mutter pants)
Jake pouted. He dropped the toy to the floor, not yet attempting to turn around or kick, likely futile actions.
"Hi guys."
Oh, the time that had passed. Oh, how Jake had matured.Â
Beautiful. Adventuresome. Occasionally as vacuous as a vacuum in space.
"Yes, computer room!" she squealed, her eyes brightening in excitement. She took a half-step back, giving Dirk an apologetic smile.
"Sorry man," she laughed, rocking back on her heels. "I'm just- just aaauugghh I'm happy!!"
She knew she probably didn't have to apologize. This was Dirk they were talking about here. Chillest man in the universe. Still. She did nearly smack his head against the concrete. That probably wouldn't have been a very pleasant outcome.Â
Turning around, she laughed yet again as she watched Jake and Sawbot emerge from the locker rooms, Jake looking positively flustered. She wolf-whistled, putting a hand on her hip like the sassy mofo that she was.
"Ooooh damn Jakey, gettin' funky wit Sawbot in there?" she gave him a teasing grin, wagging her eyebrows as the robot followed him over to where Dirk and herself were standing.Â
"I mean I dunno Dirk, I think Sawbot likes what he sees huh?"
((I made alpha rp related doodle dawdles. (+ WIP horrorterror thing.)
Remember when the Alpha Kids went God TierâŠ
And then Jade showed up to help themâŠ
And the Homestuck fandom was so happy and expected that the Alpha Kids were going to have a delightful and fun first meeting with John and JadeâŠ
But then the Condesce sprung her âtrap x2 comboââŠ
AND COMPLETELYÂ ANNIHILATED ALL OF THE JOY, HOPE, ANDÂ EXCITEMENT THEY WERE EXPERIENCING DURING THAT TIME
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There was a noise behind her- that much she registered before realizing that there was someone indeed coming through the door. She whirled around, tearing her eyes away from the totally sweet, totally decked out water slides to the intruder coming through the doorway, ready to pounce at the first sign of a threat.
Not that she could really do much more than just flail her limbs and chuck green cubes at anything that proved to be a threat. Much to her dismay, she didnât have her rifle on hand at the momentâŠ.
But, she realized, there was no need for embarassing limb flailing or chucking of green cubes at all. It was Dirk. OrâŠRobot Dirk. Okay. Her first thought was âthe fuck is this motherfrickerâ before she realized she was looking at the hard, clunky metal version of one of her best friends, and biggest crush.
"Dirk!" she squealed, rushing over to the machine. She wanted to give him a hugâŠnormally thatâs exactly what she would have done without hesitation. But hugging a freakinâ machine wasnât exactly on the top of her list.
She thought so, anyway. He was still her friend.
"Duuuuuude. Youâre allâŠclinky!" she exclaimed, barely realizing Jake had high-tailed it to the locker rooms. She laughed, grinning from ear to ear just at the sight of him being here. Dirk Strider.
"The frick are you a robot for man?"
R-âŠ.robot dirk? I mean sure, yeah, the kid was definitely a lot closer to the height of the larger mech nowadays, but. Wait, thatâs right, Roxy had a habit of being pretty drunk. It didnât register on his radar of alcohol fumes, but there was a lot of things in his person that required a good reboot and repair. He wasnât sure how much flattery he should be registering in being aesthetically confused for the boy- but dang, yeah, who wouldnât want to be confused for his human bro. That wasnât the point at the moment though; and still with his outstretched palm still definitely miming STOP JAKE YOU FUCK, as the boy hightails it out of there, he turns to watch the boy just, wow so quick on his feet.
Aaalright, here he is, hot damn. Only about a minute or two behind Sawtoothâs feet, peering from behind the door with what would appear to be a sandwich partially in his mouth. All god teir and- still no shades, completely shade-less Strider. Ah, Roxy. Ok, he can totally still deal with that- but he swore his mechanical other had mimed to describe having found Jake as well. Maybe they turned separate ways at some point in time? He wouldnât know why they would. Oh, no, his attention turned back to Dirk instead of the fleeing Jake and the affectionate Roxy, it becomes an exotic game of charades. The hand gestures probably mean nothing to anyone else around them, but Dirk response with a.. sort of nervous laugh, before entering the, wow, fuckhuge pool room. â Well thatâs definitely a thing. What? You had one task and you failed it, jeez. Well, then go catch him? Iâm sure heâll be fine with it.â, the master of apparently talking to himself; and also, being extremely aloof about the Roxy ahead of him.
He continues the approach however; replacing the large mechanical as it speeds off in a flash of metal towards the change rooms. He sure hoped that Jake hadnât literally gone to change, lest he be lacking pants when the brobot grabs him and drags him out like a dog. The main Strider finally draws his attention to the almighty Ro-Lal, smiling weakily and squinting against the heavy lighting of the pool. â I think you need to get your eyes checked, I look nothing like that robot.â, eats sandwich like he doesnât even care even though he entirely cares too much.
Sawtooth however is upon- Jake on the ground. He appears in the typical flash of speed and metal as Jake might be accustomed too by all members of the Strider household- whoa little buddy did you somehow take a tumble? I guess the floors here are a little slippery. You donât look too damaged. Maybe you just sat down yourself? Fucking weirdo. He might notice, though, where normally he would be already throwing down delirious biznasty- the brobot has been awfully silent. He was going to literally pick up the other boy and just drag him back, but he looks stuck in morale conflict. Instead he looms over him in dark cloaked fury, waiting to offer a hand to help him off the ground.
She grinned, shaking her head quickly as she looked at the boy before her. This wasn't robot-Dirk- duh. What was she thinking? I mean really. This was the perfect, epic, human-boy Dirk Strider who also happened to be one of her best friends. She was vaguely aware of the actual robot-Dirk speeding off somewhere- no doubt in pursuit of Jake and his ultra sexy manly yellow speedo. Not that she could blame it, really.
But instead of pondering on that, she did something she had been meaning to do for quite some time now- and that was tackle-hug Dirk Strider into oblivion. She was one of the few people who could really get away with tackle-hugging Dirk- or any Strider, for that manner, so she took full advantage of the opportunity.Â
"Diiiiiiiiirk!" she exclaimed happily, launching herself at him. She flung her arms around his neck, bubbling with happiness, nearly forgetting poor Jake back in the locker rooms as she toppled over with him. Ah well. He'd deal.
"Dude. How are you?? Like seriously is this place friggen wicked or what? DID YOU EVEN SEE THE COMPUTER ROM?! I mean uh, room?"
She still had some difficulty speaking clearly when she was excited. And, she noted to herself with vague irritation, the effects of her hangover last night were still in effect, despite her pleasant, bubbly nature that she hoped wouldn't fade any time soon.
Well okay so fuckall to any plans he had before. Theyâd barely set into walking around this hugeass castle and BAM Jane gone. He really just, was so terribly not interested in talking to any of the other people here yet. Everything was terribly abrupt and awkward- but I guess...
There was a noise behind her- that much she registered before realizing that there was someone indeed coming through the door. She whirled around, tearing her eyes away from the totally sweet, totally decked out water slides to the intruder coming through the doorway, ready to pounce at the first sign of a threat.
Not that she could really do much more than just flail her limbs and chuck green cubes at anything that proved to be a threat. Much to her dismay, she didn't have her rifle on hand at the moment....
But, she realized, there was no need for embarassing limb flailing or chucking of green cubes at all. It was Dirk. Or...Robot Dirk. Okay. Her first thought was "the fuck is this motherfricker" before she realized she was looking at the hard, clunky metal version of one of her best friends, and biggest crush.
"Dirk!" she squealed, rushing over to the machine. She wanted to give him a hug...normally that's exactly what she would have done without hesitation. But hugging a freakin' machine wasn't exactly on the top of her list.
She thought so, anyway. He was still her friend.
"Duuuuuude. You're all...clinky!" she exclaimed, barely realizing Jake had high-tailed it to the locker rooms. She laughed, grinning from ear to ear just at the sight of him being here. Dirk Strider.
"The frick are you a robot for man?"
"Awww. Thank ya bby." She smiled warmly before grabbing his wrist, dragging him towards the pool. She often forgot how much of a sweetheart Jake was.
"And donât even start that shit man. You would look like fricken king in a bathing suit."
She put her hands on her hips,âŠ
"Hehehehe. Sneaky!" She smiled in a super-ultra-mega sly matter, her fingers hooking into claws as she (very sneakily) dragged Jake in the direction of the pool, leaving her beloved computer mega-room behind.
Sheâd be back. Ohohohoho, would she ever be back. This place had captured her heart, just as Dirk had when he first typed up that super long c-
Roxy quickly added âDirk Striderâ to her list of things not to think about. Why must boys (namely boys with swords and other assorted weaponry) be so hot and so wonderful?
She did not know. But we werenât thinking about that, right?
Right.
Much not to her surprise, the pool room was utterly massive, expanding for what seemed like miles upon miles (really it was about 3/4 the size of a football field) of water. And, more importantly, water SLIDES. Roxyâs mouth hung open.
Yeah. She was pretty sure this day couldnât get much better. She shakily reached for the door, inhaling the sweet, sweet aroma of chlorine as she did. The room was warm and humid, the only downside to the stunning awe that was the most epic pool room in the entire universe. She hastily pulled off her gloves, bundling them up in her hand as Jake stepped inside.
"JakeyâŠ" she breathed. "Dude be glad youâre wearinâ a speedo thingermabob because swimming suits or not, weâre goinâ in."
Much to her delight, one menâs and womenâs locker room entrance stood on the east side of the room. The familiar, comforting sound of rushing water down the slides made her beam. She was surely in heaven.
Dirk in a swimsuit. Roxy liked the idea of that perhaps a little too much.
"I dunno. Man this place is so decked out I wouldnât be surprised if they like, had swimsuits for all of us there. I mean really."
She walked into the room, gazing in awe at the computers that lined the walls. Beautiful. Simply beautiful. She sighed, running her hands down one of the monitors. There was no real use for her to be on one of these yet- plus she was scared she would break it or something. She used to download all kinds of crazy programs onto her old laptop at home. She was still surprised it survived.
Home. Man it had been a while since she had ever been there, although she felt no traces of sadness or homesickness. She hated that place.
"I say we go check it out. The pool. Jakey youâd look hella sweet in a bathing suit, just gonna say that right now."
In all honesty, Jake also would have to say Dirk in a swimsuit was likable, indisputably a fortuitous occurrence, but thatâs a bushel of spikes best not brought up before they can tactfully and brutally be morphed and dragged into a heart-wrenching subplot.
"It is about as decked out as a pack of cards. Perhaps a large ship."
Glancing from device to device to device, Jake wondered briefly if he should take six or seven of them with him. Maybe eight. Nine. Twenty. A little voice of reason reminded him that thievery was a greater grievance against his nanna than lacking the ability to text, and NO FRIGGIN WAY would his hands be able to hold that many spiffy machines, no matter how much he willed himself to grow more arms.Â
He turned to Roxy as that last remark was dropped.
"Whoa now Queen Rolal on high. I have enough problems keeping people at bay while clothed. The thought of looking hella sweeter in anything is making me positively peely- wally, and the thought of looking hella sweeter while being submerged in a strange pool is liable to end up in me absquatulating with the gumption of a road runner. While i dont want to come across on a toglofty foot- i think i look fine enough as is!"Â
Jake walked toward the pool room, adjusting his glasses on the way. He then stopped abruptly, placing a hand on his neck. He cleared his throat as he turned to face Roxy again. Â
"Forgive me for not mentioning this earlier, my tact was thrown asunder as pre-castle i had endured a round of unfortunate events. While you look lovely as you are currently, i think you would look lovely in a swimsuit also."
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"Awww. Thank ya bby." She smiled warmly before grabbing his wrist, dragging him towards the pool. She often forgot how much of a sweetheart Jake was.Â
"And don't even start that shit man. You would look like fricken king in a bathing suit."
She put her hands on her hips, deciding where they should go next...since they, unfortunately could not be in more than one place at once.
"My next proclamation is to promptly march into the pool room which will be super epic and awesome, like every other friggen thing so far..." she trailed off, looking around one last time in wonder. This was too much to take in at once. She wanted to see everything. This was her own paradise, she thought.
"Plus I'm hot as hell. Not like sexy hot (though I totes am) but like, sweatin' balls right here."
She wondered if they'd be able to use their powers here. It had been far too long since she had tried to...create anything that wasn't a squishy green cube. Although Jake's powers terrified the hell out of her, she wondered if maybe this was the place where they'd finally be able to meet their full potential. Something about this place was magical. Like, super duper decked-out ultra wizard magical. She could feel it.
"I sure fricken hope so," she murmured in awe, unable to tear her eyes away from the gorgeous room for a second. She stared in awe, her eyes wide with amazement. She didnât want to leave. There were many, many other rooms in the castle just begging to be explored, but Roxy...
Dirk in a swimsuit. Roxy liked the idea of that perhaps a little too much.
"I dunno. Man this place is so decked out I wouldn't be surprised if they like, had swimsuits for all of us there. I mean really."
She walked into the room, gazing in awe at the computers that lined the walls. Beautiful. Simply beautiful. She sighed, running her hands down one of the monitors. There was no real use for her to be on one of these yet- plus she was scared she would break it or something. She used to download all kinds of crazy programs onto her old laptop at home. She was still surprised it survived.
Home. Man it had been a while since she had ever been there, although she felt no traces of sadness or homesickness. She hated that place.
"I say we go check it out. The pool. Jakey you'd look hella sweet in a bathing suit, just gonna say that right now."