Just a writer dreaming shit up.

My head's in the clouds, as I daydream. I like to writing and so I will continue to write and post on Tumblr.

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

That’s when he decided that her sense of humour is a crime against humanity.

[writing-prompt-s]

The bad news is that you have been abducted by aliens. The good news is that you've been abducted by the alien equivalent of Steve Irwin, who has decided to make you the subject of an alien nature documentary.

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

Unfortunately for him you’re the least interesting human an alien could possibly kidnap to study. As you bathe in the comfort of your new home, the one you were provided with no mortgage, cost nor effort you proceed to sleep for the 13th hour of the day. When you wake up you eat the curated meals they provide you for free and it’s honestly better than the cup noodles you’ve been eating for the past 4 years since graduating from college, you game, and watch a tv before going back to sleep again. Dr. Ash (the alien who kidnapped you) decides to take away your gaming station to make you move, but no matter what other things they give you to exercise or craft with you deem them too “bothersome”. You’ve lost the hobby spark you had in high school, now you prefer to stare at a blank wall while daydreaming instead of doing anything else. Dr.Ash gets frustrated to the point of pushing you more things to deal with it started with an exercise mat, a climbing wall, a video that was clearly a bad example of what brainwashing should sound like and lastly a cat.

A cat huh…

Well, you’ve always wanted to have a pet so the cat one wasn’t so bad. It wakes you up when it needs food, cuddles with you and when in a bad mood may bite your hand but never with too much force. At first you enjoyed having a cat you built it a climbing wall, it’s own balls and toys, but little by little you realise that it’s behaving weirdly, the cat is not drinking water, it always disappears after their meals and you’ve never truly seen it go to the litter box before.

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

I’ve always been a man of routine, I wake up each morning to do the same thing. I get off the bed to the bathroom lock the door twice, unlock it twice, I count the stairs as I go down. Step by step 23 steps up and down, then step up once and down again to make them even. I make myself a cup coffee and a one piece of toast with a thin layer of cheese. Then I go to my 9 to 5 office job like every other day.

I do that every day,

Again,

And again,

And again,

And again,

It’s been 10 years since this loop started and I liked it. But this past week I’ve been feeling… weird.

I can’t describe it, it’s starting to bother me,

I went to sleep at 10 like I do every day, but this time I couldn’t sleep.

No matter how hard I tried I just couldn’t.

Every time I close the my eyes I feel like someone is watching me.

I flip uncomfortably as I switch on the lamp near my bed but no one is there, no one can be there.

I live alone, I close my eyes but the feeling becomes stronger before I finally fall asleep amidst the uncomfortableness.

Waking up the next morning I did the same thing, the lock, stairs and breakfast but something was missing…

I try to ignore the feeling but it’s getting worse with every second, “what is missing?”

The question keeps popping up as seconds pass by it starts to eat at my brain.

Something is missing but I can’t find it.

After two weeks of enduring this… dreadful feeling, I finally knew what it was.

“Empty” the word played in my head like a broken radio.

“Empty” but how can I fill it?

It feels like my organs are replaced by feathers, and the only sound I can hear is the muffled whisper of a heart beat.

I tried to eat, fill it up with water, even throwing up but nothing worked. I walked past the kitchen, I felt something pulling me. "Open the drawer," it said its voice like sweet drops of filling to my emptiness, "hold the knife."

it repeated, and I followed. My eyesight became blurry as images rushed to my head, leaving it blank. What was I doing in there? Where is my knife? I knew nothing, I had no answer to any of my questions just that the feeling disappeared, the emptiness finally left.

It comes back now and then to visit. I still don’t know what happens when it comes, I just know that it is now part of my routine every 2 weeks, Thursday at 9:00 I blackout. Though one thing is always left from those night, notes written in red, all repeating the same word, “Empty” nothing more nothing less just the same word over and over again. It’s all just a routine now, and I’ve always been a man of routine.

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

Stars

It wasn’t the moon that made the sky worth looking at, but the chaotic scattered stars. The smallest of things that make it all worth it.

[whygodohgodwhy]

Conversation Prompt

“Have you been reading about birds all night again?”

“Fuck, is it morning? Shit. I was supposed to sleep last night.”

“You’re supposed to sleep every night, honey.”

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

"is it cause I'm not a pectoral sandpiper"

"No, silly. It's cause you're still a human." she smiled softly.

"Oh, that.."

"Come on now, I made you breakfast but you gotta wash the dishes 'cause I need to get Haily to school." she planted a light kiss on my forehead before taking her purse and rushing out.

[i-will-write]

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

the only problem is that the vivid daydream is more detailed and well written with better plot twists, setting and character development than anything I’ve ever put on paper my life…

[writing-prompt-s]

You angered a witch, and in retaliation, she transformed you into an unmovable tree in a public park. Months later, she returns with the sinister hope of reveling in your suffering, only to find that you are not only surviving but thriving and happier than ever before.

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

"You... You shouldn't be enjoying this!" the witch growled.

"Oh my god~ I've got no rent, bills, insurance or even student debts to worry about, I can't take it anymore~" you replied sarcastically.

"I should've turned you into a frog!"

"Basic darling, way too basic. You're better than that."

"True, just why are you so happy?"

"Pah-lease~ People's opinions don't matter now after I'm a tree, do you know how much therapy costs? Now just this fact alone has fixed what my therapist couldn't in 3 years."

"Seriously, you..."

" You look pretty stressed darling, maybe you should try being a tree too."

[creativepromptsforwriting]

I never had people draw fanart for one of my fics or write something based on it, but I just know that that is such a high honor and show of love. I once had someone ask me if they could translate my fic in Chinese and I was like, wow, they love it enough to want to put time and effort into it to show it to more people.

[creativepromptsforwriting]

To all writers, you can use this post to let people know that you would be delighted to receive fanart and would love if they get creative with what you created.

[celestialwrites]

“you’re an idiot!”

“i’m your idiot.”

“you’re so-”

“so what? gorgeous? funny? humble?”

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

“definitely not the last one”

“so all the ones before it 😏”

“you- aghhhh”

“you’re not denying it kitty~”

[writing-prompt-s]

“Don’t worry, I’ve got a guy.”

You’re the guy everyone’s got.

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

“okay, okay. So I get that I found your missing Komodo dragon, set a house on fire, saved your cat from a dog kidnapping and went to your therapist in your stead (thou she’s really good you should start attending these sessions yourself), but what part of me says ‘you’ve got a girl kidnapped by a dangerous serial killer, and you need a good detective with supernatural strength, I’m your guy’” you look at them as they ignore at your tall, thin figure and look at you as you fix your half-broken glasses.

“That was oddly specific so… You can get her back?” “what? No! I know I can do the detective part, but I can’t get her back, I’m built like a stick man.”

“Oh, I thought there would be more to you than a stick man.” Disappointment covers their faces.

You stand there speechless for a moment not knowing wether to take that as a compliment or an insult but decide to talk them out of rescuing her themselves. after 2 hours of talking the shortest girl in the group stands and states “looks like we’re gonna have to do this our selves, I’ll go get my knife.” “How? What? Why-“ you stop trying to make sense of what she understood as the quiet guy sitting at the end of the couch just gives you those annoying unintentional puppy eyes.

“Okay fine, I’ll help you find her, but under no circumstances am I involved in this nor will any of you get yourselves into danger before telling me” and that’s exactly how you got yourself involved in one sentence. “also please put the knifes down”

the girl looks at you shrugged then, follows the group after one of her friends give her a tap on the shoulder. The group of 2 guys and 3 girls then proceed to thank you and say that they’re going to grab some stuff and come back. what do they mean by grab some stuff? What stuff? Just how do kids think these days?…

[writing-prompt-s]

“Don’t worry, I’ve got a guy.”

You’re the guy everyone’s got.

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

you’re the guy you always tell people you’ve got, the guy that stayed up all night to build the shelf for their books, the guy who learned to sew, draw and embroider on clothes. The one who got you both the tickets to those show you were “dying” to see, the one that’s always been there for them whenever they’ve needed. Nobody ever knew you where that guy, you chose to keep that to yourself, “they don’t need to know what you’re doing for them, they’re going to be burdened by it.” You’re making excuses. You’re making excuses while you forget the you that’s drowning in unseen effort, the tears you shed, the sleepless nights and scars left on your skin, you saw all the unhealed wounds on the back of your hand, but you keep on brushing it away as best as you can, you’re drowning yet you never try to swim back up. WHY? Are you scared of change or of them leaving you if you changed?

You need to realise that you do need to change, you need to start swimming cause your drowning to a place where you won’t be able to save yourself, you need to start saying no, to tell them you’re busy, to do things for yourself for once or at least take credit for some of the things you’ve done. you need to realise that the people in your will change, they will continuously change whenever you move to a new level, a new environment, a new year, month or even week. The only one that’ll be there for you is you. It’s okay to help a friend out but telling the friend the truth will show you if they’re a true friend. A true friend won’t leave you because you said no. They won’t leave you for an “I don’t know”, they’ll appreciate the effort you put into something instead of thinking of it as a burden and would be there for you the same way you were there for them. A true friend will help you improve to be a better you instead of blaming you for changing. A better friend will come along the way, you just need to be unapologetically you.

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

Sunshine

I don’t need no sunshine in my life, I’ll make use of my flashlight until I find my one true light.

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

“I know it is hard but it’s worth it!”

“And how would you know?” She broke down in pain, as her eyes watered and her voice softened “how would you know?”

“Because you kept going okay! You went through all that hell for it, every time you cried yourself to sleep, every time you forgot to eat, every time you just pretended to be fine, I was there. I was there and I’m not letting you give up now, not after all you’ve been through so please. Please just let me help you.”

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

“It’s always been hard, Yet here you are shining despite all the pain.”

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

Turbulence of stars

Grass gently brushed upon my skin erasing all my worries as I laid defenceless against the light breeze. Wanting to be free of all the burdens and expectations left by the sun. Turbulence of stars twirled the sky freely with grace, a sight worthy of the biggest museum wall. A calming sight strong enough to overshadow all your emotion, leaving only reminiscences of nostalgia. “ Stars this is my only wish! Please don’t lead anyone to this place.” I stretched as I closed my eyes.

“Make waaaaaaay!” A high pitched scream arose from between the bushes.

I rolled toward the right, scared for my life before accidentally falling into the lake. “Seriously?..” I gasped for air before cursing under my breath.

“Hi! I’m Anna, oh and this is Lucien. He’s my fool of a friend who drove us into the lake.” She approached with a bright smile.

“No.” I calmly responded before walking away, I have enough to deal with and I ain’t got the time nor energy for this.

“Nice to meet you tooo!” Anna shouted her voice radiating with energy that could charge a whole neighbourhood. So I ran, I’ve never done this much exercise since my time in uni, considering I never went to uni.

[recipesforweebs]

So, as a cook and a former intense athlete, I have to be hella conscious about keeping in shape and not gaining a shit ton of weight by inhaling everything I eat 24/7. This is why, when I can, I like to work with healthier shit to combat all the creamy, sugar and fat filled delicacies I make like 24/7. For everyone like me who’s working on staying in shape or being healthy, this recipes for you, my precious weeb losers. Based on the Honey Lemon Slices from Kuroko no Basuke (my current obsession), I decided to do my own take on this insanely good for you Japanese treat. OH. AND FUN FACT ABOUT THESE. IT’S A SNACK AND A DRINK ALL IN ONE. You’ll find out what I’m talking about later.

~ Honey Lemon Slices (serves: an entire fucking basketball team ayyoo)

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Ingredients-

2 lemons

enough honey to fully cover all the lemons*

½ tsp cinnamon

½ tsp  ginger

7 mint leaves (for later)

4 cups water (for later)

*So fun fact for all your plebs out there: there’s like 5 million types of honeys that vary in not only flavor, but texture. For this recipe, I used a creamy clover honey mixed with a more transparent, thick chestnut honey to combat the sweetness with some bitterness from the chestnut. Use whatever the fuck you want, but if you’re using a raw, or creamy honey, mix it with some water to make it more liquidy and stuff.

~ Procedure-

Thinly slice the lemons, making sure you’re using basically everything but the ends and REMOVE ALL THE SEEDS HOLY SHIT.

Once they’re all sliced, mix your honey with the cinnamon and ginger until it’s all combined. Then, take a glass tupperware container thing and cover the bottom with a thin layer of your honey mixture.

On top of that, add one layer of lemon slices, and then just alternate between honey and lemon slices until you finished all the lemon slices. 

Once that’s done, pour in the remainder of your honey mixture so that it completely covers the lemons, and then cover that with a lid and throw it in the fridge.

Keep it chilled for at least 2 days, and no more than 3 days. Try and shake or mix the container at least twice a day so that the lemon juices can mix with the honey.

Once that’s all done, throw it in the freezer for about 10-15 minutes so that they’re hella chilled, and then remove the lemon slices from the container.

After they’re all plated and shit, combine 4 cups of water, 7 mint leaves, and hell, some ice cubes, with the liquid in the tupperware container.

Defeat your basketball foes with your incredible jumps and your moe qualities.

~ TADAH MOTHERFUCKER. You just made a hella healthy treat for you and your shit weeb friends to eat and drink while you’re watching kawaii dudes dripping glittery sparkle sweat all over the B-Ball courts.

Make this during the summer when you want something cold, sweet and healthy to devour, make em when you’re sick to get some radical antioxidants and vitamin C or whatever, just make them all the fucking time I dare you, you pieces of shit. ALRIGHTY. THAT’S ALL FOR THIS RECIPE. STAY TUNED FOR MORE RECIPES THAT WILL DEFINITELY NOT INVOLVE KUROKO NO BASUKE IN SOME WAY (maybe probably i think sort of) Later, nerds.   

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

Yup my new favourite food post… it was really fun to read and definitely a tasty recipe!

[writing-prompt-s]

A group of friends accidentally stumbles into a magical world, but instead of a group of teenagers they are a group of middle-aged office workers, who are more than happy to take a break from their boring 9-5 office life.

[theweirdedoutpirateknight]

“Jimmy’s ALIVE!!” The man shouted before hugging a rock, “I knew you’d come back to me.”

“yup, he’s lost it.”

“Told you we should’ve set him on fire.”

“leave the torch frank” Amy warned.

Amy dragged frank as the others followed leaving their boss behind. They walked on a path of royal-green rocks and red tree surrounded them. An animal that looks like a hybrid between a hedgehog and a humming bird say on Franks shoulder.

“I’ll name you frank junior, I’ve always dreamed of having real friends.” He said pointing his words at Amy. Amy rolled her eyes then told them to just focus on finding a place to stay for the night.

“So we’re camping?” Asked John while looking disgusted.

“No. I’ll book a 5 star hotel right away!” Amy answered sarcastically.

“mean.” Another coworker mumbled.

“Seriously, did you think a five star hotel with a perfect view would appear out of thin air?” Amy said walking backwards.

“Yup.”

“Huh?”

“Behind you.” John pointed to a big castle with a hotel sign standing in the middle of a waterfall. The hotel had flower like creatures moving in and out of it, and a couple of humanoids carrying their luggage. “Don’t say it.” “what? I would never say I told you so, but-“

“He told you so.” Everyone said in unison.

“Just move before the whole place gets booked.”