Pax(ton)

[theweirdferritthing]

This account is so fucked I started using my old and unfinished art

OC stuff↓

Those who know me, no you don't/j

I deleted my old account because it was a mess to put it lightly so I'm starting fresh, this account is still in the process of making so it's gonna be a tiny bit empty

I don't have much art of her left, but I'm making new stuff, it's just taking a while cos work is fucking me over.

Pax's (Paxton's) real name is actually Jadwiga Nowak, she's in her 30 or so.

She has kids. And a man. (Playful flirting is fine, but please no attempts on actual intimacy. Her and her husband are rather loose with their relationship, they don't mind each other flirting with others because they both know they don't actually mean it, but other stuff is off the table)

She's a rather rash person and often does before she thinks, but overall has her heart in the weird place, even if her actions sometimes don't speak it.

She never was and never will be restricted to a specific fandom, her design might change accordingly, ya, but I will never restrain her to one place.

So far she's been in Ninah and SCP universe (I'm in many fandoms, I'm just too lazy to interact at times)

[thekn0ckrr]

(she's already like 3 bottles deep in that booze)

Mahn... sonetimlses I wis I could just vannih... don' get m' wron-g, lov m' mann an' kides, t-hey' jus... A bit muth.

(her words are beyond slurred)

- @theweirdferritthing

I could.. unserstand that to an.. extehnt.. somewhat..

[theweirdferritthing]

'm sor-y 'm a bitc sontims hun.

Y'u knoww, you remid m' of m bro, broodin' cunt... I mis 'em, usee'd to pul hi's t-ailll.

...

I relly mis' 'em.

[thekn0ckrr]

Hear me out, you with a buzz cut

Stop that.

[the-taber]

I’d love to see that.

[moris-i-cant-move-it-anymore]

Made it in like a minute cuz im working on Smth big

[thekn0ckrr]

I'm never going to recover from this.

[theweirdferritthing]

We are buzzing you bald >:)

[thekn0ckrr]

This is unfair. I have nice hair under this hood...

[theweirdferritthing]

It's never too early to have a midlife crisis, better pray your head isn't fucked up

[thekn0ckrr]

You leave my hair alone.

[theweirdferritthing]

Or what? What you gonna do? You can barely reach my ankles, I'll fuck you up fam.

(//she's around 8 feet tall, don't do it)

[thekn0ckrr]

Your height doesn't intimidate me.

[theweirdferritthing]

And your emo makeup doesn't intimidate me either, yet here we are.

...

Now where is that shaver?

[thekn0ckrr]

It's not even makeup?? Its just how i look. Dont grab that fucking shaver.

[theweirdferritthing]

Meh meh meh meh meh, oh would you calm down pussy pants? I'll shave my head as well so you're not alone, relax, I'm tired of the kids tugging on my hair constantly

Now stay very still before I nick you.

[thekn0ckrr]

I'll bite your hand. Don't test me.

[theweirdferritthing]

...

Honey, if you want to end up tied up should have just told me. I'll fucking skin you if you bite me. You'll end up with a gag in your mouth.

[thekn0ckrr]

Don't force me into your kinks. I'm not having you shave me! Get anywhere near me, and i won't hesitate to flay you open.

[theweirdferritthing]

there's nothing in there to flay, just as empty as my skull, just rocks rattling around in there.

...but fine, fine, I won't do it... Want to grab a beer?

(she'll shave him in his sleep, DW)

[thekn0ckrr]

Hear me out, you with a buzz cut

Stop that.

[the-taber]

I’d love to see that.

[moris-i-cant-move-it-anymore]

Made it in like a minute cuz im working on Smth big

[thekn0ckrr]

I'm never going to recover from this.

[theweirdferritthing]

We are buzzing you bald >:)

[thekn0ckrr]

This is unfair. I have nice hair under this hood...

[theweirdferritthing]

It's never too early to have a midlife crisis, better pray your head isn't fucked up

[thekn0ckrr]

You leave my hair alone.

[theweirdferritthing]

Or what? What you gonna do? You can barely reach my ankles, I'll fuck you up fam.

(//she's around 8 feet tall, don't do it)

[thekn0ckrr]

Your height doesn't intimidate me.

[theweirdferritthing]

And your emo makeup doesn't intimidate me either, yet here we are.

...

Now where is that shaver?

[thekn0ckrr]

It's not even makeup?? Its just how i look. Dont grab that fucking shaver.

[theweirdferritthing]

Meh meh meh meh meh, oh would you calm down pussy pants? I'll shave my head as well so you're not alone, relax, I'm tired of the kids tugging on my hair constantly

Now stay very still before I nick you.

[thekn0ckrr]

I'll bite your hand. Don't test me.

[theweirdferritthing]

...

Honey, if you want to end up tied up should have just told me. I'll fucking skin you if you bite me. You'll end up with a gag in your mouth.

[thekn0ckrr]

Hear me out, you with a buzz cut

Stop that.

[the-taber]

I’d love to see that.

[moris-i-cant-move-it-anymore]

Made it in like a minute cuz im working on Smth big

[thekn0ckrr]

I'm never going to recover from this.

[theweirdferritthing]

We are buzzing you bald >:)

[thekn0ckrr]

This is unfair. I have nice hair under this hood...

[theweirdferritthing]

It's never too early to have a midlife crisis, better pray your head isn't fucked up

[thekn0ckrr]

You leave my hair alone.

[theweirdferritthing]

Or what? What you gonna do? You can barely reach my ankles, I'll fuck you up fam.

(//she's around 8 feet tall, don't do it)

[thekn0ckrr]

Your height doesn't intimidate me.

[theweirdferritthing]

And your emo makeup doesn't intimidate me either, yet here we are.

...

Now where is that shaver?

[thekn0ckrr]

It's not even makeup?? Its just how i look. Dont grab that fucking shaver.

[theweirdferritthing]

Meh meh meh meh meh, oh would you calm down pussy pants? I'll shave my head as well so you're not alone, relax, I'm tired of the kids tugging on my hair constantly

Now stay very still before I nick you.

[thekn0ckrr]

Hear me out, you with a buzz cut

Stop that.

[the-taber]

I’d love to see that.

[moris-i-cant-move-it-anymore]

Made it in like a minute cuz im working on Smth big

[thekn0ckrr]

I'm never going to recover from this.

[theweirdferritthing]

We are buzzing you bald >:)

[thekn0ckrr]

This is unfair. I have nice hair under this hood...

[theweirdferritthing]

It's never too early to have a midlife crisis, better pray your head isn't fucked up

[thekn0ckrr]

You leave my hair alone.

[theweirdferritthing]

Or what? What you gonna do? You can barely reach my ankles, I'll fuck you up fam.

(//she's around 8 feet tall, don't do it)

[thekn0ckrr]

Your height doesn't intimidate me.

[theweirdferritthing]

And your emo makeup doesn't intimidate me either, yet here we are.

...

Now where is that shaver?

[the-taber]

Pax wasn't feeling the best, so she decided to pet her favourite cat, at this rate she would rub off whatever hair he had with how much she was petting him and how roughly she was doing it

- @theweirdferritthing

I-

Pax, what the hell?

You’re petting me so aggressively!

Это чертовски больно.

(It hurts like hell.)

[theweirdferritthing]

"Shut up, I need this"

The aggressive petting didn't stop

"My kids kept me up all night, all damn night just hooting and howling from all 3 of them"

[thekn0ckrr]

Hear me out, you with a buzz cut

Stop that.

[the-taber]

I’d love to see that.

[moris-i-cant-move-it-anymore]

Made it in like a minute cuz im working on Smth big

[thekn0ckrr]

I'm never going to recover from this.

[theweirdferritthing]

We are buzzing you bald >:)

[thekn0ckrr]

This is unfair. I have nice hair under this hood...

[theweirdferritthing]

It's never too early to have a midlife crisis, better pray your head isn't fucked up

[thekn0ckrr]

You leave my hair alone.

[theweirdferritthing]

Or what? What you gonna do? You can barely reach my ankles, I'll fuck you up fam.

(//she's around 8 feet tall, don't do it)

[thekn0ckrr]

Hear me out, you with a buzz cut

Stop that.

[the-taber]

I’d love to see that.

[moris-i-cant-move-it-anymore]

Made it in like a minute cuz im working on Smth big

[thekn0ckrr]

I'm never going to recover from this.

[theweirdferritthing]

We are buzzing you bald >:)

[thekn0ckrr]

This is unfair. I have nice hair under this hood...

[theweirdferritthing]

It's never too early to have a midlife crisis, better pray your head isn't fucked up

[thekn0ckrr]

Do you like my baby girl :)

- @theweirdferritthing

Whats her name?

[theweirdferritthing]

Anya, and she bites, like a lot.

My fingers still have nibble marks

[thekn0ckrr]

Hear me out, you with a buzz cut

Stop that.

[the-taber]

I’d love to see that.

[moris-i-cant-move-it-anymore]

Made it in like a minute cuz im working on Smth big

[thekn0ckrr]

I'm never going to recover from this.

[theweirdferritthing]

We are buzzing you bald >:)

[the-taber]

I think I'm losing it (the hill was massive, way past the chests (don't ask about the doors))

What the fuck is going on-???

[theweirdferritthing]

terraforming :)

If it's not gonna look how I want it to, I will make it look how i want it to look.

[the-taber]

…

Okay man..

[theweirdferritthing]

Gotta give me credit tho, I've been at it so far for 24 days (Minecraft days, both day and night, no sleeping, no nothing)

Also, my muscles are better than yours, how does it feel to be beaten by a woman in that department you little gnat? I could put you in a headlock and crush your windpipe darling-

[the-taber]

I think I'm losing it (the hill was massive, way past the chests (don't ask about the doors))

What the fuck is going on-???

[theweirdferritthing]

terraforming :)

If it's not gonna look how I want it to, I will make it look how i want it to look.

[the-taber]

"technically speaking, if I was to drop you 20 feet, would you land on your feet pussy cat?"

First of all, I’d rather you call me kitty cat if anything.

second of all, NO.

[theweirdferritthing]

"but I like pussy cat better you twink"

"...can I at least try, pleaseeeee? I promise you won't break too many bones"

[the-taber]

🖕🏻

NO. YOU ARE NOT DROPPING ME 20 FEET.

[theweirdferritthing]

"you're such a bitter bitch, did mommy drop you one too many times? No fun"

"well can I at least pet ya?"

[the-taber]

Just for that, no, I’m not letting you pet me

[theweirdferritthing]

"now lad, there's no need for that, I was just joking around, good craic, you know? I'll get you food if you let me" :(

[the-taber]

{He thinks for a moment.}

Fine. Salmon.

{He tilts his head down.}

[theweirdferritthing]

(no need to lean down, she's over 8 feet)

"good pussy cat, smoked, steamed, raw or fired?"

[the-taber]

Raw…

{His tail thrashes with embarrassment and irritation.}

[theweirdferritthing]

"ehe, raw, you would like that wouldn't you?"

She couldn't help but snicker, thinking of a sex joke, but giving him the fish anyways.

[the-taber]

"technically speaking, if I was to drop you 20 feet, would you land on your feet pussy cat?"

First of all, I’d rather you call me kitty cat if anything.

second of all, NO.

[theweirdferritthing]

"but I like pussy cat better you twink"

"...can I at least try, pleaseeeee? I promise you won't break too many bones"

[the-taber]

🖕🏻

NO. YOU ARE NOT DROPPING ME 20 FEET.

[theweirdferritthing]

"you're such a bitter bitch, did mommy drop you one too many times? No fun"

"well can I at least pet ya?"

[the-taber]

Just for that, no, I’m not letting you pet me

[theweirdferritthing]

"now lad, there's no need for that, I was just joking around, good craic, you know? I'll get you food if you let me" :(

[the-taber]

{He thinks for a moment.}

Fine. Salmon.

{He tilts his head down.}

[theweirdferritthing]

(no need to lean down, she's over 8 feet)

"good pussy cat, smoked, steamed, raw or fired?"

[the-taber]

"technically speaking, if I was to drop you 20 feet, would you land on your feet pussy cat?"

First of all, I’d rather you call me kitty cat if anything.

second of all, NO.

[theweirdferritthing]

"but I like pussy cat better you twink"

"...can I at least try, pleaseeeee? I promise you won't break too many bones"

[the-taber]

🖕🏻

NO. YOU ARE NOT DROPPING ME 20 FEET.

[theweirdferritthing]

"you're such a bitter bitch, did mommy drop you one too many times? No fun"

"well can I at least pet ya?"

[the-taber]

Just for that, no, I’m not letting you pet me

[theweirdferritthing]

"now lad, there's no need for that, I was just joking around, good craic, you know? I'll get you food if you let me" :(

[the-taber]

"technically speaking, if I was to drop you 20 feet, would you land on your feet pussy cat?"

First of all, I’d rather you call me kitty cat if anything.

second of all, NO.

[theweirdferritthing]

"but I like pussy cat better you twink"

"...can I at least try, pleaseeeee? I promise you won't break too many bones"

[the-taber]

🖕🏻

NO. YOU ARE NOT DROPPING ME 20 FEET.

[theweirdferritthing]

"you're such a bitter bitch, did mommy drop you one too many times? No fun"

"well can I at least pet ya?"