What have you done to my beautiful self?

Wolf turned human who can't really Human. Multifandom, multishipping blog though you'll mostly find Teen Wolf (Sterek) here.

[flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash]

Ever read so much fanfiction about a character or pairing that you literally forget what happened to them in canon? 

[themindisacity]

Sometimes that’s the goal.

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[naeonnoir]

WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

[spiduhgirl]

It’s called the Murder Strut.

[elegantmess100]

IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!

[b3gayd0crim3]

A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.

[daybreak96]

This post went from Scientific to Feminist to Educational to HILARIOUS!

[radiotopia]

#make men get the fuck out of the way 2k17

[angryschnauzer]

I do this now. Stand my ground. Men look flabberghasted that i wont move out of the way. The most annoying thing is when i’m walking along holding Superpups hand (he’s 2.5 years old), and people walk right up to us and expect to go between us… so for me to let go of my toddlers hand for the sake of them. One person i actually had to put my free hand out and onto their chest to block the person to stop before they ploughed into us.

[webcomicname]

[wordsnquotes]

I’m a very private person. You don’t ask, I don’t tell.

Unknown (via wordsnquotes)

[wordsnquotes]

I’m like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget.

Samuel Beckett, Waiting For Godot (via wordsnquotes)

[wordsnquotes]

Home is not where you were born; home is where all your attempts to escape cease.

Naguib Mahfouz

original: “وطن المرء ليس مكان ولادته و لكنه المكان الذي تنتهي فيه كل محاولاته للهروب”

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[ruinedchildhood]

#same

[webcomicname]

[wordsnquotes]

Do not mock a pain that you haven’t endured.

Unknown (via wordsnquotes)

[wordsnquotes]

Before you speak, ask yourself: is it kind, is it necessary, is it true, does it improve on the silence?

Sai Baba (via wordsnquotes)

[hoechloin]

[aki-anyway]

When someone says these days sexism and misogyny don’t exist anymore show them this.

[weavemama]

holy damn

[onlyayangel-deactivated20180201]

oh fuck no

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

If I die, I die with a mouthful of fried chicken and no regrets

[justabitnotgood]

Because the post doesn’t really explain, as a heads up the tick in question is the lone star tick. It’s a brown red tick with an iconic white dot on its back. Much bigger than a deer tick, it’s easier to spot but the above is true! A bite from a contaminated lone star tick can make you allergic to RED MEAT, so poultry and fish you’d still be good on.

Have fun this tick season folks and remember to always always wear tick repellent if you’re going off the sidewalk into leaf litter or tall grass. Lyme disease isn’t any better at all and is more prevalent. Ticks are not fun!

[princess-of-positivity]

I have this and it’s definitely not fun. I miss pork and beef so much. This is a real thing, unfortunately.

I can’t stress this enough; PLEASE be cautious and definitely wear tick repellent.

[queen-of-hearts92]

Heres the area where it lives y’all! From wikipedia.

stay safe! hats and bug spray are your friends.

[itsdetachable]

And an article explaining about it: https://www.forbes.com/sites/carmendrahl/2017/06/22/this-is-what-we-know-about-how-the-lone-star-tick-causes-meat-allergies/

[babycharmander]

Haha, this sounds ridiculous. I’m gonna look on Snopes and they’ll say it’s false and fjas;ljlsad HECK IT’S TRUE.

[straightgirls]

this doesn’t fit my blog at all but i had to post it here because this story is legit the wildest thing i’ve seen this month and everyone needs to see it. unmute this I PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT

[wordsnquotes]

What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense.

Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis (via wordsnquotes)

[wordsnquotes]

If you have been brutally broken, but still have the courage to be gentle to others then you deserve a love deeper than the ocean itself.

Nikita Gill (via wordsnquotes)

[thequotejournals]

…I’ve had a bad week. What’s happened? Nothing’s happened. I’ve had a bad week in my head, is all.

Nick Hornby, High Fidelity (via thequotejournals)