Mac: Stairs, my arch nemesis.
Murdoc: I thought I was your arch nemesis.
Mac: I have a life outside of you, Murdoc.
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Mac: Stairs, my arch nemesis.
Murdoc: I thought I was your arch nemesis.
Mac: I have a life outside of you, Murdoc.
Mac: You set me on fire.
Murdoc: Real suede wouldn’t have gone up so fast. You got robbed; this is a blend.
Mac: You. Set. Me. On. Fire.
“I just saved MacGyver’s life, Jack, you really think I want to take it now?”
I'm Leaving Tumblr
Tumblr has become...uncomfortable for me to use anymore. I'm not deleting my blog. I am, however, simply going to uninstall the app and stop using it. I'll still write stories and you can still find them at AO3 under my pen name, Nocturniquette. If you simply want to chat here's my email. [email protected].
Sorry to everyone who followed me or liked my blog. But I do not feel comfortable on here any more. No amount of asking is going to make me change my mind right now.
I love each and every single one of my followers and friends on here and I'm glad to have met you. But I cannot stay here right now. It has nothing to do with any of you, but for my own piece of mind, I need to leave.
Much love to you all,
The White Rose of Shaerrawedd
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Ernest Hemingway: Write drunk, edit sober.
Me, a dumbass: Write while sleep deprived and heavily caffeinated at two am, no editing we die like men.
Person: so you like to read, huh? What book are you reading right now?
Me *sweating*: oh uh, you know, nothing specific at the moment
Me: *closes 32 ao3 tabs*
Me: im in between books...
Me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tips for writers block
- stop writing and do some stretches. Alternatively stop and go for a walk. This wakes the brain up, so you can concentrate better. - if you have multiple ideas for different parts of your writing, write them all down, straight away. You can always join them up later. - read your writing out loud, either to yourself or a friend. Hearing how your writing flows can help you plan your next ideas. - if you’re writing fiction, plan you’re chapters first, so you have something to work on. - stop what you’re doing completely and go have some fruit. - listen to similar music whenever you write, so your brain connects your writing to that music. I did this when I was studying in high school and now I can’t study without the Tangled soundtrack. - have a break. Pushing yourself is going to lead to more stress. Sometimes your brain just needs time to stop and rest. - make sure what you’re writing is something you enjoy.
me: i have another idea for a book
all my unfinished projects:
Soulmate AUs
All these AUs were created by multiple different people on Tumblr, some of them you can find as a Tumblr post screenshot on Pinterest. Just recapping the many types of Soulmate AUs out there! Feel free to use any of them!
Sidenote: How I title these AUs are gonna suck. You have been warned.
Timer Soulmate AU! Where there’s a timer on your wrists that counts down to when you meet your soulmate.
First Words Soulmate AU! Where you know the very first words your soulmate will ever say to you or what you’ll first hear them say when you meet. Alternative: Same thing but you know the words once you turn 18.
Last Words AU! Where you know the last words your soulmate will ever say to you. You don’t know you met them till you lose them.
Age Soulmate AU! Where you stop aging at 18 till you meet your soulmate.
First Touch Soulmate AU! Where there’s a black stain where you and your soulmate should make first contact. Like someone has a black stain over their knuckles. That means they’re going to punch their soulmate (probably at least) upon first meeting and contact.
Writing Soulmate AU! When you write on your skin the same mark appears on the same place as your soulmates. Such as if you doodle on your skin your soulmates gets those doodles on their skin.
Your Name Soulmate AU! Where you have your soulmates name on your wrist. First or last name (up to you). Alternative: Name appears once you’re 18. Alternative: It’s your enemies name on your wrist. Alternative: Both your soulmates name and enemies name, you don’t know which is which.
Other Half Soulmate AU! At birth you are given a necklace that is the missing half of your soulmate’s necklace.
Colour Blind Soulmate AU! Where you’re completely colour blind till you meet your soulmate Optional: Things go back to black and white when they die. Optional: Except of when you meet your soulmate its when you and your soulmate first touch.
Sharing Pain Soulmate AU! Where bruises, cuts, blisters, and such appear on your skin if your soulmate gets them and visa versa. Like if you get a paper cut your soulmate gets the same cut. Optional: You don’t feel the pain of it. Or you do feel the pain of it and can help treat the wound so your soulmate is okay.
Hues Of Hair Soulmate AU! Where you have a strip of your soulmates hair colour on your wrist and when they dye their hair it changes.
Colour Of Your Eye Soulmate AU! Where you only see in the colour of your soulmates eyes, you can’t see other colours till you meet them. Like if your soulmate has blue eyes you can only see blue till you meet them. Alternatively: You can’t see the colour of your soulmates eyes. Not until you lock eyes with them and see a whole new colour in them.
Light Of The Heart Soulmate AU! Where the center of your chest glows when you and your soulmate meet. Ex: That one comic that has the nerd in the jock that’s connected to the original post. Find it on pinterest if not on tumblr.
Fear In My Soul Soulmate AU! Where you feel when your soulmate is about to die and can help prevent it. Like you feel a pain in your soul when they’re in trouble.
Heterochromia Soulmate AU! Where you have one eye that’s your your eye colour and the other has your soulmates eye colour. When you meet and make eye contact, your eyes switch back to their original owner.
Mark We Share Soulmate AU! Where you and your soulmate have identical marks that match each other. Like you have the mark of a cat curled up in a ball, your soulmate has the exact same cat. Optional: When you and your soulmate make physical contact, the mark moves to meet each other. For example your soulmate touches your hand, both of your cats rush up to meet each other. (This one came from @gallopingmonroe-blog)
Red Thread Of Fate AU! You know the legend of the red thread of fate? That’s this AU. A red thread of string on your pinkey finger that connects you to your soulmate. The thread cannot be broken but it will stretch and tangle.
Keep reading
Because I’m a sucker for soulmate AU or just soulmate stories.
Draw Iorveth showing off those made flute skills please?
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What a cute dog!
When I was a very small child, my mom used to bury coins in my sandbox, leave huge boot prints in the sand, and tell me pirates had come in the night and buried treasure. I would be out there happily for hours, with my little sieve, and my mom got a quiet morning to herself for the price of a handful of pennies.
I was always kind of skeptical about Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, because visiting every kid in the world did not seem reasonable. But the pirates only visited me, so they were probably real.
So that’s the story of how I ended up being an archaeologist. How about you?
If you're looking for a sign, this is it:
You are loved and cherished by God. He knows your pain and understands it. He wants to heal you and bring you peace. He will not leave your side, no matter what you are going through. You will forever be loved and cherished by God.
I needed this and now I’m crying.
I have over 100 followers. When in the hell did that happen.
The kids: *want to do something dangerous*
Steve: Jesus christ we need an adult
Steve: …wait
Steve: oh my god. Oh shi- I’M THE ADULT
I know it wasn’t meant to be Steve McGarrett, but it suits him SO MUCH.
Even better? Steve McGarrett WITH Danny Williams’ kids 😂😂😂😂