y chromosome? more like the why chromosome

Natasha, 18, Melbourne Im so sorry that i say things

[arianka]

Goodbye forever

[thewhychromosome]

Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-

Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?

[serrati0n]

I was explaining to my 4-year-old cousin that some spiders will kill their mate for food after they have babies. I thought this was gross, but she was unimpressed as she said, "humans will kill each other for no reason, at least spiders kill each other for food." I have never been more ashamed to be a human in my life

[sandandglass]

[brasspistol]

every time I see this it gets reblogged

[gayathrik1611]

[treeswithmemories-deactivated20]

still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth

[leepacey]

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

[narcon9-deactivated20190103]

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

[daddywhorebucks]

[bricesander]

[kastland]

[netals]

[scottiedoesntknowher]

me as I head into POPGLAM Studio for my latest campaign 

[jennadaily-blog]

[hounddogsrunning]

[no-bark-blog]

[lordoftheinternet]

i wanna get super rich so i can do cool stuff like tip waiters $1000 or pay off people’s student loans for fun

[judgerinder]

I’M CRYING

[justicesleague]

[inspired by]

[tomdaleysource]

[thatfunnyblog]