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{{Indipendent post-game semi-au john egbert blog. Canon.Relaunched as of 2/25/17 Multiship. Crossoverfriendly. Muse and Mun are 18+. NSFW willbe read mored.  Profile Icon by ikimaru Banner by dardeese. .

[queenincheck]

¥ He kneeled before her... "take me in as your.. whateve ryou want... I just want ot be yours.

I’m not really one to “claim” people, beyond a few rare exceptions.

[thewindydorkrises]

"I can understand that... "

[thewindydorkrises]

queenincheck

I have a mouth

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“Well.. wow.. sorry I did not expect you to see this”

[thewindydorkrises]

Random Jonn Thoughts

@queenincheck

"Can she make out without a mouth?"

[voidmartini-blog]

"Helloo~

hiya

[thewindydorkrises]

“How are you gorgeous?”

[voidmartini-blog]

doin great hbu ;)

[thewindydorkrises]

"Very good now your here" ;B

[voidmartini-blog]

"Helloo~

hiya

[thewindydorkrises]

"How are you gorgeous?"

[themindfang-deactivated20180617]

thewindydorkrises:

He let them all drop “What do you mean by that” he said a michevous grin coming over his face… “I’m a MASTER at pranks and shenanigans. ”

Her eyes darted to the floor, he better be cleaning those up. ‘’See that armada of violet ships over there? Why don’t you try your hand at summoning a water torn8do in their direction?’’ 

[thewindydorkrises]

'Oh I COULD do that easy... but i want to knwo why first.... I mean i'd do anythign for love" he captchaed the balls. 'But I won't do that.. that being murder people without a good reason'

[themindfang-deactivated20180617]

thewindydorkrises:

JOhn started juggling abotu ten balls at once using his powers, while floating on a tornado

‘’I don’t have the attention of a four sweep old, I was thinking of something more, chaotic to entertain myself with.’’

[thewindydorkrises]

He let them all drop "What do you mean by that" he said a michevous grin coming over his face... "I'm a MASTER at pranks and shenanigans. "

[themindfang-deactivated20180617]

Someone entertain me, my vagueposts aren’t gaining the intended person’s offence. I h8te it when people don’t know how to t8ke the 88.

[thewindydorkrises]

JOhn started juggling abotu ten balls at once using his powers, while floating on a tornado

[themindfang-deactivated20180617]

What have we learnt today wrigglers?

 Do not let your confront8tional online personality get your ass 8eat in real life.

[thewindydorkrises]

[themindfang-deactivated20180617]

¥ "Spend the night with me.. and not in that way unless you want to. Or day... your whole flipped schedule lead to kinda a gaffe the other day. I want to fix that. "

Send me a ¥ and a command and my muse has to obey.

‘’Very well.’’ She shrugs, getting her coat and tracking down his co-ordinates to visit him, intending to stay the night. It was a thought that seemed to have been made on impulse but at the break of the night, which was considered daytime for the human species her crew wouldn’t really object. 

She’d find herself knocking at his hive. If he’d open he’d find an eight-foot woman with a pirate hat covering her eyes, clearly she was hiding something.

[themindfang-deactivated20180617]

thewindydorkrises:

“Well it’s less all of humanity and more just my weakness for tall women in leather than anything”

If it wasn't’ for her hat, he’d see her eyes roll. ‘’Pir8tes do not wear leather, that would 8e uncomforta8le and detrimental to my a8ility of free movement. ’’

[thewindydorkrises]

"Whatever your jacket corset combo is... " He entirely failed to notice her sarcasm..

[themindfang-deactivated20180617]

¥ "Spend the night with me.. and not in that way unless you want to. Or day... your whole flipped schedule lead to kinda a gaffe the other day. I want to fix that. "

Send me a ¥ and a command and my muse has to obey.

‘’Very well.’’ She shrugs, getting her coat and tracking down his co-ordinates to visit him, intending to stay the night. It was a thought that seemed to have been made on impulse but at the break of the night, which was considered daytime for the human species her crew wouldn’t really object. 

She’d find herself knocking at his hive. If he’d open he’d find an eight-foot woman with a pirate hat covering her eyes, clearly she was hiding something.

[themindfang-deactivated20180617]

thewindydorkrises:

“Yes.. It’s just been me lately… i’ve been kinda lonely… and a giant, gorgeous woman who can do whatever she wants with me” he winked “Well that’s my idea of company. how do you like the place? NOt too bright?  I forgot you guys were nocturnal by human standards. “

‘’It will suffice for the night I will 8e staying here.’’ She looked around, the curtains could always be shut if the light gave her a migraine. 

‘’ I cannot say I have ever agreed to do 8e in a humans company 8efore 8ut if you su8mit to a treacherous gam8ligant so willingly, then I see why your kind was wiped out.’’ She commented, almost flashing a grin his way and noting that down for future use. 

[thewindydorkrises]

"Well it's less all of humanity and more just my weakness for tall women in leather than anything"

[themindfang-deactivated20180617]

"That was as beautiful and poetic as you... yet it was about me. Weird. " He shrugged.

‘’Well, I am a rather excellent o8server, and 8y my eye alone I can already perceive you are as intriguing as the st8tements I m8ke. Perhaps you do not see how interesting you are?’’ She questioned his words, lifting an eyebrow with her point.

[sinnere8t]

thewindydorkrises:

He smirked as she pushed him down, oggling her shamelessly as his eyes traced every inch of her body.. he honestly couldn’t belive this was happening… just boom, attractive woman taking her clothes off and seducing him. And BOY was he not compalning, drinking it in.

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[thewindydorkrises]

He moaned loving every second of it sighting happily as he grew downstairs. With a thought he transformed his god tier robes into some tight underpants with his ensginia that hugged him tightly, showing off the growing partial that had sprouted off.  and grinned wildly "I love it...'" He trailed his hands down to grip her luscious blue ass lightly.

[onewonderouswoman]

He kneeled before her (Lighting Bolt) ".. you wanna make out?"

SEND “⚡️” AND A QUESTION AND MY MUSE WILL BE FORCED TO ANSWER HONESTLY

“Not really.”

[thewindydorkrises]

"Sorry for offending yout hen your hotness"

[themindfang-deactivated20180617]

¥ "Spend the night with me.. and not in that way unless you want to. Or day... your whole flipped schedule lead to kinda a gaffe the other day. I want to fix that. "

Send me a ¥ and a command and my muse has to obey.

‘’Very well.’’ She shrugs, getting her coat and tracking down his co-ordinates to visit him, intending to stay the night. It was a thought that seemed to have been made on impulse but at the break of the night, which was considered daytime for the human species her crew wouldn’t really object. 

She’d find herself knocking at his hive. If he’d open he’d find an eight-foot woman with a pirate hat covering her eyes, clearly she was hiding something.

[thewindydorkrises]

He was suprised it was that easy and quickly tided up his apartment before opening the door , oggling her a bit before noticing it “Lovely to have you here… love the hat too… ” He wasn’t abotu to take it though. He was lucky enough just to have her here.

[themindfang-deactivated20180617]

She took note of his ogling, at least someone liked the view as she invited herself in. ‘’So, I heard you were seeking some company?’’ She side stepped around, brushing against him as she squeezed past. 

[thewindydorkrises]

"Yes.. It's just been me lately... i've been kinda lonely... and a giant, gorgeous woman who can do whatever she wants with me" he winked "Well that's my idea of company. how do you like the place? NOt too bright?  I forgot you guys were nocturnal by human standards. “

[themindfang-deactivated20180617]

¥ "Spend the night with me.. and not in that way unless you want to. Or day... your whole flipped schedule lead to kinda a gaffe the other day. I want to fix that. "

Send me a ¥ and a command and my muse has to obey.

‘’Very well.’’ She shrugs, getting her coat and tracking down his co-ordinates to visit him, intending to stay the night. It was a thought that seemed to have been made on impulse but at the break of the night, which was considered daytime for the human species her crew wouldn’t really object. 

She’d find herself knocking at his hive. If he’d open he’d find an eight-foot woman with a pirate hat covering her eyes, clearly she was hiding something.

[thewindydorkrises]

He was suprised it was that easy and quickly tided up his apartment before opening the door , oggling her a bit before noticing it "Lovely to have you here... love the hat too... " He wasn't abotu to take it though. He was lucky enough just to have her here.

[kanniemaryam]

"i'm glad you like " he smirked, still only in his underpants

“I Can Hardly Keep Myself From Admiring You” she shared his smirk although keeping her hands to herself, “What Is The Occasion ”

[thewindydorkrises]

“Whatever you like mistress” He moaned nice and loud at her teasing

[kanniemaryam]

She’d continue her handywork with a sly smile, “Of Course It Is Whatever I Would Like”

[thewindydorkrises]

“Because i’m .. YOURRRSS~” h emoaned happily

[kanniemaryam]

“Thats Obvious” she purred, nipping at his neck.

[thewindydorkrises]

He moaned louder “.. fe.. feed

[kanniemaryam]

“Oh Is That What You Wanted From Me” she pauses with a growing grin, her free hand used to grace his neck with a feather light touch.

[thewindydorkrises]

“Yes plea.. please..” He did enjoy it despite the burning sensation… mostly because of the near orgasmic pheremones released to calm prey.

[kanniemaryam]

She’d do so at her own pace, dragging those Fangs light across the surface of his skin before quickly sinking in a bite.

[thewindydorkrises]

He moaned nice and loud for her, clinging tightly to her to offset the pain... then letting go once the pheremones set in...

[kanniemaryam]

"i'm glad you like " he smirked, still only in his underpants

“I Can Hardly Keep Myself From Admiring You” she shared his smirk although keeping her hands to herself, “What Is The Occasion ”

[thewindydorkrises]

“Whatever you like mistress” He moaned nice and loud at her teasing

[kanniemaryam]

She’d continue her handywork with a sly smile, “Of Course It Is Whatever I Would Like”

[thewindydorkrises]

“Because i’m .. YOURRRSS~” h emoaned happily

[kanniemaryam]

“Thats Obvious” she purred, nipping at his neck.

[thewindydorkrises]

He moaned louder “.. fe.. feed

[kanniemaryam]

“Oh Is That What You Wanted From Me” she pauses with a growing grin, her free hand used to grace his neck with a feather light touch.

[thewindydorkrises]

"Yes plea.. please.." He did enjoy it despite the burning sensation... mostly because of the near orgasmic pheremones released to calm prey.