[thecoolerwinter1234lo]

this fanfiction shit easy af

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

i just apolitically killed the king like i have no agenda or whatever im just the jester here but i stabbed him anyway LOL all the courtiers and advisors are trying really hard to figure out who did it LOL all of them wanted him dead but they dont know whose scheme it was so nobody can promulgate a coherent political maneuver based on the circumstances LOL just playing my lute #MyLute

[christianstepmoms]

So wrestling fun facts, the MTG Asscrack Bandit is currently a pro wrestler working the Indies under the name "Bigg Pound" and I have several pals that wrestled him.

[chasing-caws]

I believe this whole heartedly with my full chest

[chasing-caws]

Thanks for the info prev!! Still a little funny to think about tbh lol

[july-19th-club]

[chocolatecakecas]

damn we got 2024 tomorrow

[chocolatecakecas]

damn we got 2025 tomorrow

[chocolatecakecas]

damn we got 2026 tomorrow

[candyredterezii]

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

[vampireopossum]

[candyredterezii]

Then I haven’t missed it!

[followthebluebell]

I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.

[mousegirlheart]

bonjour

[tentimessweeter]

[toskarin]

thanks google

[rollerska8er]

there's 👏 still 👏 time 👏

[not100bees]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[tooies]

i dont die when im killed amd when i die im fine and im still alive

[noelle-ism]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Truly animals are some of the most numerous creatures of earth

[flipchild]

Count em

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Well first of all there's this guy

[tatzelwurming]

1

[flipchild]

Nothing wrong with me

[slimereveler]

world's smallest chihuahua found alive and well resting in a warm corn tortilla

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

[nem23]

[osabishi-yama]

bumbo bee

[iamoutofideas]

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

[iamoutofideas]

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

[frogmoss1]

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

[ovur]

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

[relelvance]

[ovur]

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[cinematech]

half paying attention and the 7-11 cashier was pronouncing 12 dollars as "two elf dollars" and I kept saying "what?"

[cinematech]

6 us dollars = 1 elf dollar