[pumpkin-bread]

Anyone: /reblogs my art or writing

Me: /fucking RUSHES OVER TO SEE IF ANYTHING IS IN THE TAGS

[nyctea-fr]

[hibiscus02]

lmao I look at every single reblog. even the posts that have +1000 notes. Because a simple “cute” or “insp” is enough to make my heart melt, and when people write more complex commentary I die.

[averruncusho]

It’s me

[ladyjencroft]

🔎Appreciation post

The level of detail in Toy Story 4 is insane! ❤️

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I bought loads of candy and my mum woke me up before I could eat it.

[thewoolboy]

Child: *is born with autism*

Antivaxx asshole :

IT WAS THE VACCINES

[thewhumpster-deactivated2019112]

Anti-vaxxer: i dOnT wAnT tO pUt sOmeThIng iN mY kIdS bOdY tHaT dOeSnT bElOnG tHerE

You know what else doesn’t belong there? The goddamn measles, Karen.

[thewoolboy]

Okay Karen here we go

No tattoos

No Fast food

No piercings

No sex toys

No essential OILS

No alcohol

And don't you dare. DONT YOU DARE EveN ATTEMPT TO SUCK DICK

[just-gags]

Antivaxxers are mucho smarto

[thats-so-meme]

[universejourneyjess]

Advice for meat-eaters

Dont tell a vegan or vegetarian that you’re an animal lover.

We will destroy you.

[thewoolboy]

Vegans really are a whole new breed of wackjob... Aren't they?

[vegadryana-deactivated20210128]

Plants have proteins not feelings

[thehumaneleague-deactivated2021]

[loveablemanboy]

Ah man Id totally go for some sliders

[thewoolboy]

Because eating the animal raw is not a good fucking choice you absolute dumbass.

[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[thewoolboy]

If Adam and Eve were the first two humans on earth, how do they have belly buttons?

[blawnk]

[nightlifemingus]

when you’re waiting for obama to come back home

[animatedtext]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

This gym is so weird. I started walking on the treadmill and the worker started screaming stuff like “get off the conveyor” and “this isn’t a gym, it’s a grocery store”

[wafflehousegay]

so did dan howell actually come out or was that just a group hallucination we all simultaneously experienced

[dailytwitterhumor]