Rock. Paper. Genocide

There is a skeleton inside all of us waiting to come out. also, I enjoy the heavy metal

[thewretchedspawn760]

“Masturbating has crippled me - Lil B”

— (via diorpaint)

Same

[dennys]

Do you guys have any boneless eggs? Eggs with bones hurt my teeth...

[dennys]

It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s gotta do it. Um, not the skeleton war, just cleanin’ up the Denny’s when it’s done that is.

[brianthetwelfth]

This part honestly made me tear up from laughter.

[tannersturnpike]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD

[saltyscribbles]

I want to see apathetic pat in every major historical event.

I’m so sorry.

[thewretchedspawn760]

Fuck Trump. Seriously. Fuck that guy.

[roslips]

[xpublicfigure-deactivated201812]

I literally don’t speak spanish but this was a wild trip

[demure-dratini]

I’m so confused and disturbed and disgusted. What just happened here?

[hierba--buena]

Masterpiece

[black--lamb-blog]

she slapped the shit outta him

[stuff-that-makes-me-smirk]

[fight-for-rock]

[antipahtico]

[thewretchedspawn760]

Same

[thewretchedspawn760]

Pat: This wine cooler tastes terrible.

Matt: Then why are you drinking it?

Pat: Because I'm sad.

[pastabot]

cant wait to be 13…… no rules…… no gods……. just me jerking off

[thewretchedspawn760]

When I turned 13

[vaginanator-blog]

[nudist-squid]

I used to never believe in skeletons.

Matt, Two Best Friends Play Until Dawn (Part 7)

Me neither

[unfollowfriday]

when u and ya mom about to leave to house and she get a phonecall and u just standin there like

[unfollowfriday]

when its 13 minutes into the conversation and she sits down

[diorpaint]

Masturbating has crippled me - Lil B

(via diorpaint)

Same

[smellslikecreepyspirit-deactiva]