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Realizing that our home security system is her and I being two really strong people with aluminum bats and misplaced anger

Watching Entourage and realizing someone we all know probably would find Vincent Chase super relatable out of all the characters on the show <<<<

Can y’all please stop shoving things into Kris’ mouth?

I mean whether Max accepts the challenge or not, he’s still a soft little bitch.

The first man to group chicken, bacon and ranch dressing with each other must’ve been higher than alien pussy to put those together.

I mean I would've put Darby in the dirt, too, for not giving us a bald Max.

That dude in catering that looked like he had a manbun?

Yeah, not me. I was handing Kris an ice pack and offering her grapes.

God, she’s incredible.

A Sicilian pizza hates to see me coming.

Several thousand feet in the air and the only thoughts in my head are “Entourage or The Sopranos”.

Ladies who don’t like sports—why?

Double or Nothing week...

I didn’t expect to see naked cheeks when I went to look up Road Trip so there’s that.

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Two things I want:

A Blackstone grill and for the Affliction shirt era to come back

Wasted Netflix bandwidth for that fight???? 🥴

I spent more time dealing with 20 security guards than that fight.

Mr. Mayhem