SALTY SENTENCE STARTERS.
“ can you believe they posted that status about me? who do they think they are? ” “ can you believe she/he has the nerve to throw a party and not invite me? ” “ i don’t care, i’m having a party and only cool people can come. ” “ um, you’ve been excluded from this conversation, see your way out. ” “ i don’t have the time to worry about this nonsense. ” “ it wasn’t to indirect because you caught onto it, so. ” “ if you’re going to post a status about me, use the @ symbol next time. ” “ i hate her/him so much, i want to destroy them. ” “ i will go down in history for ruining them if it’s the last thing i do. ” “ people get on my nerves so much. this is why i’m antisocial. ” “ i hate social media sometimes, always ruins my mood. ” “ i hate logging in to stuff because i get the ultra mega mood drop. ” “ excuse me? want to run that by me one more time? ” “ if you got something to say, speak up. ” “ i’m sorry what was that? can’t hear you when you’re whispering. ” “ don’t whisper about me when i’m in the room. ” “ yeah, i’m right here and can hear you. ” “ please, don’t talk to me. i’m not in the mood today. ” “ i’m going to either stab someone or break down and cry today. ” “ i’m so done with this drama. you’re all fake. ” “ stop making call out posts about me, you have my number and address. ” “ i can’t believe all this drama always finds me. ” “ i didn’t post that stupid status! i told you i was hacked! ” “ omg, please go away already. ” “ all these flavors and you chose to be salty. ” “ want some grease to go with all that salt? ” “ my fries could use some of your salt. ” “ why buy salt, when i have you? ” “ if you could stop being so salty, that’d be great. ” “ the salt is strong with this one. ” “ oh i’m sorry you’re so salty about it. ” “ what could you possibly do with all that salt? ” “ you have enough salt for the both of us. ” “ you stay salty, my friend. ” “ forever salty, is what you are. ” “ you must like your popcorn like you like yourself; salty. ” “ will you ever not be salty, one could only wish. ” “ you have more salt than the pacific ocean right now. ” “ do yourself a favor and go wash all that salt off. ” “ you’re saltier than most foods i consume. ” “ when is there a day that you aren’t feeling salty? ” “ you’re always so salty. ” “ stop being so salty. ”
