fuck off

Strong Parental Guidance p.s don't take this blog seriously

[fuckboyzuko]

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

[aslutfor5sos-deactivated2017060]

This is my new favorite post

[ohioisonfiire]

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

[toralei]

when people send your friends anon hate

[2winpeaks]

[hitlerstampon]

me changing my blog theme 

[percept]

[moneyissues]

[ruinedchildhood]

[tentaclecuddles]

does anyone have that picture of skrillex where he’s jumping and his feet are pressed together and there’s a stool somewhere behind him

i saw it in a time magazine and it made me laugh

[tentaclecuddles]

[featuringod-deactivated20221011]

[theyahoo]

me: mom im getting dreads

mom: im sending u back to china

[baked-rager-blog]

once you hear a parody of a song, you will never sing the correct lyrics ever again.

[toshio]

[4gifs]

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

THERE IS SUCH A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM WHEN STUDENTS ARE IN TEARS EVERY SINGLE NIGHT AND WAKE UP EVERY SINGLE MORNING WANTING TO THROW UP AT THE THOUGHT OF GETTING OUT OF BED WHILE THINKING THAT THEY’D RATHER BE DEAD THAN GO TO SCHOOL

[seauxamerican-deactivated201705]

eleven thousand people can relate to this post. that’s not okay. 

[hermionejamesweasley-deactivate]

Now it’s five hundred thirty seven thousand. This isn’t right.

[itskylestyle-deactivated2016091]

[eeeeeadakshaskdfsqdf-blog]

[the4elemelons]

Well I did 6th grade wrong

[bboylonglegs-deactivated2015052]

In 6th grade i tried jacking off for the first time because i had heard someone making jokes about it and I tried for like half an hour and it felt like all that came out was a puff of smoke

[wordsthat-speak]

If it is right, it happens — The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away.

John Steinbeck on falling in love (via infiltration)