To Allon, Cody and Zachary: Are any of you faking a persona? And do any of you have certain special abilities (ie powers, shifting, magic, etc.)?
((Timeframe: S2))
Stan: Man, I wish I had powers. I don’t have a fake persona, unless you count playing superheroes as a kid.
Eric: If I had magic, I would have… ‘Taken care’ of some things already.
Kyle: My answer is the same as Stan’s. Why are you looking at me like that?
Stan: Cartman, you’re not killing Kyle.
Eric: I can do whatever the fuck I want! And I’m not going to kill Kyle. I gave up on getting rid of him a long time ago.
Stan: Okay, well–
Eric: I’m going to make him my slave instead.
Kyle: Thank God you don’t have magic.










