[theyumeconnoisseur]

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[theyumeconnoisseur]

Venus in your eyes sousil au..

[valtsv]

it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think

[valtsv]

vampire: ugh, you mortals simply can't comprehend the timescale i live on. i've watched your empires rise and fall, your cities crumble to dust. i find your short little lives amusing at best. i -

angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?

vampire: ...sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?

angel: PRETTY BORING ACTUALLY. NOTHING ELSE EXISTED YET.

vampire: oh, man, i feel you. i slept through, like, the entire 14th century it was so boring. everyone was dying of plague and shit anyway so i didn't miss much.

[valtsv]

vampire: hey i am outside your apartment

angel: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?

vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don't worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.

angel: OF COURSE, I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.

vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*

angel: OH, I'M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.

vampire: *coughing* it's fine. do you - *cough* *wheeze* what are your thoughts on chinese? i know a great place just a couple of blocks from here

[valtsv]

everyone replying to this with "and they were lovers"? target audience

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

can the vampire take Benadryl to be in the angel's house

[princelyships]

genuine curiosity i wanna know

Why are you nonsharing

doubles make me feel like f/o is cheating

It breaks the immersion

just feels awkward???

Makes me feel insecure about my own selfship,

I dont think they could be as good as a partner as i am to my f/o

Feels like theyre trying to steal them

Other mystery option??? explain for science please

Voting ended onMar 22

no judgement no matter the reasoning

[srdcovka]

thinking abt my hetslop again #myhetslop </3

[cursed-casanova]

imagining your f/o doing a chore or task with you is incredibly healing. Imagining them helping you get work done or folding laundry with you feels more rewarding. I want to imagine doing well for my partners so they aren't disappointed in me!

proship/darkship/neutral dni

[wellcheerz]

We are pleased to announce the marriage between

Archer Class “Sundance”

&

Avenger Class “The Count of Monte Cristo”

You are hereby invited to celebrate on XX/XX/XXXX in Chaldea’s Dining Hall.

Love,

The New Count and Countum of Monte Cristo

[highonarttm]

Happy Valentine’s Day!

[faggotboyfreak]

SINCE VALENTINES IS IN A FEW DAYS! REPOST THIS TO GIVE YOUR MUTUALS/YUMEBLR PERMISSION TO SEND YOU VDAY ASKS FROM YOUR F/OS!!!!

[lionlion-selfships]

25 self-ship asks!

When you and your f/o sleep together, what position do you two sleep in?

Does your f/o ever tease you about things? Alternatively, do you every tease your f/o about things?

What song best fits the relationship between you and your f/o?

Do you and your f/o ever go stargazing?

If you and your f/o won a million dollars in the lottery, what would you two do with it?

Do you and your f/o have any inside jokes?

How would you react if your f/o dabbed? Alternatively, how would your f/o react if you dabbed?

Would you and your f/o ever go cryptid hunting together?

Who would you and your f/o go on double dates with?

What’s something you and your f/o disagree on?

What’s a movie you and your f/o like to watch together?

Do either of you want matching tattoos? If so, what would you get?

Which one of you spends the most money on the other?

Do you and your f/o like to dance together?

What animal can you and your f/o agree on being the cutest?

When (if) you and your f/o live together, what thing do you always have to have in the house?

Who’s the best at comforting the other when they’re afraid?

Do you and your f/o play video games together? If so, what games?

Who gets scared and calls the other to kill a spider?

Do you two like pineapple on pizza or no?

Do you and your f/o ever dream about each other?

How did you two meet?

When did you two start falling in love?

Who says “I love you” first?

When confronted with a dangerous situation, who jumps in front of the other to protect them?

[maddieinheaven]

merry you and f/o kissing for no reason day to selfshippers who feel a little funny not celebrating christmas . who generally just dont and feel a little left out with all the christmas themed stuff goin around. f/o loves you 100000 f/o kisses forever

[bug-ships-moved]

Hey. Go share a cigarette with your f/o right now.

[maddieinheaven]

the

[maddieinheaven]

thisis from a year ago and i never posted it here #ok

[doyouhaveanfofrom]

do you have an f/o from ensemble stars?

yes

no

Voting ended onNov 12, 2025

feel free to share in tags! proship dni.

[theyumeconnoisseur]

FUCKKKKKK??? V

[devotedriven-deactivated2025112]

I think we should skip the flirting and go straight to psychological codependence.