musings of a musician.

talking shop and learning life lessons. this is my life.

[nickelodeonhistory]

1998 nickelodeon trade ad

[charbarthe2nd-deactivated202005]

It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.

[trans-trendy-deactivated2022121]

Here’s a template

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[stream]

Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

any of yall got any wild school bus stories?

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

our bus driver got fired in middle school because she called up her man to come fight one of the kids during the bus route. 

[creolebunnii]

When I was in 7th grade this white girl was giving head on the bus and this kid started crying

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

they were crying for her future lmaooo

[yafavblogger]

In high school we had bus wars. People would basically save their lunch, put it in a bag or zip lock bag and wait until they got on the bus. As the bus we’re leaving the school, one left lane one right lane, they would start throwing food, paper, water balloons, ect and the busses. It got so bad that only one bus could leave at a time so that two busses weren’t besides each other.

In middle school, I was a bad ass child, I and some friends were on the bus. We got stopped at a light next to a cop. Someone yelled out “Fuck the police” so he pulled the bus over. Everyone else was quiet and scared when he got on expect me and another guy who were still laughing. So he made us get off the bus. My smart mouth was like “so we can’t fucking laugh”. He took my ass back to the school, called my mom. I got kicked off the bus for two weeks and I didn’t even say Fuck the police. My momma whipped my ass.

[vincentvanleggo-deactivated2018]

my middle school bus driver was racist, she thought i was stealing the seat belt buckles and tried to search me one day as i was getting off the bus

at the time i didnt know she was racist but looking back she let all the white kids off the bus and tried to seach me

if i ever see here again its gone be on site

[indicabahdu-deactivated20190407]

One time, in 8th grade, I gave this kid head on a school field trip. But snitches when on and told the teacher and we both ended up suspended.

My dad tried to sue the school because he said we weren’t being chaperoned😂

[theywereoutofcoolnames]

Y'ALL WERE WILD AF LMFAO

[hypoghetticals]

What do you do? 🤔

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

You gotta go with the one that said he on his way. Its common courtesy.

[fatandbougie]

i was bout to say something so trifling lol

[te-amo-corazon]

i really hate this situation lmfao

[everydayfixxx]

I‘m still waiting on someone to say that she’d just fuck both of them.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

thats what i was finna say lmao 

tell one to give you a couple of hours and fuck both

[favoritelatina]

^ same

[theywereoutofcoolnames]

this is a lot.

[poolpnd]

[theywereoutofcoolnames]

FALSE.

[pocblog]

Ali Wong: Hard Knock Wife (2018)

[memestashhash]

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Y'all aint shit lmao

[pieceofpersonalparadise-deactiv]

Im cracking up

[theywereoutofcoolnames]

BIG MOTHER FUCKING MOOD.

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

i think it’s important to realize that no matter how good you are to people, it won’t make them good to you

[allgoodthingstv]

@Erin.hutch on IG in case ya don’t know, wearing @swimsuitsforall

[melonmemes]

[pissyelliott]

[tasteslikesazon]

My bf sent me this 😂

[vivalaorgasm]

I want both

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

[theywereoutofcoolnames]

definitely both.

[hutthepizza]

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

maliah michel vegan too so you know that thang is like the fruit rafiki cracked to baptize simba

[ilovecharts]

some charts are worth coming out of retirement for

[deeplifequotes]

[jet3]

THE DRAGON BALL-Z THERE’S 7 BALLS TO GATHER THEN A MIGHTY DRAGON APPEARS, THIS IS THE BASIC 7 CHAKRAS SPIRALING TO AWAKEN THE MIGHTY COIL SERPENT CALLED KUNDALINI. PICCOLO: PINNACLE AKA PINEAL (HIGHER) MOOR: MORTAL (SELF) - DJEHUTI

[dynastylnoire]

this really just happened.

[orionmunroe]

#i always knew this nigga was black

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

forreal

[jet3]

THE DRAGON BALL-Z THERE’S 7 BALLS TO GATHER THEN A MIGHTY DRAGON APPEARS, THIS IS THE BASIC 7 CHAKRAS SPIRALING TO AWAKEN THE MIGHTY COIL SERPENT CALLED KUNDALINI. PICCOLO: PINNACLE AKA PINEAL (HIGHER) MOOR: MORTAL (SELF) - DJEHUTI

[dynastylnoire]

this really just happened.

[orionmunroe]

#i always knew this nigga was black

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

forreal

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