[thezachabels]

me: *wants to meet new people, to date, to make friends and just to connect*

anxiety: oh sweetie

[nickelbackthatassup]

literally Starbucks keeps releasing drinks on social media and not communicating it to employees so people are coming in like can I have a cupcake frappuccino and im like who are you what the fuck are you talking about

[j4ya]

#me and my coworkers are like #*spins wheel* just put vanilla in it

[thecheshiresmiles]

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

[superiorhomo]

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

[ginathethundergoddess]

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

[animentality]

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

New favorite cryptid: locals

[friggysblog]

Local cryptid messes everything up

[long-ago-1234567890]

ok heres what i dont understand. why is pizza considered “unheathy”???? it’s literally just bread, tomatoes, and cheese. if u had that stuff as a non-pizza ppl would consider that a pretty healthy meal. why does it suddenly get a bad rep once it becomes pizza

[long-ago-1234567890]

[smmamm]

friend: are you okay? me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?

[thezachabels]

someone: how do you cope with your mental illness?

me:

me: well first i don't

[haleyincarnate]

[gordons-moved]

And god help anyone who disrespect his lighting mcqueen

[64232-deactivated20170605]

not to be like… dramatic but i will never put my heart in anyones hands ever again im permanently damaged in that respect

[goldenhabesha-deactivated202206]

IF U DONT SEND MEMES BACK WHY WE EVEN TALKIN

[basicmom]

why do americans freak out over us canadians having bagged milk

[heartshapedmoistvagina]

WHO THE FUCK BAGS MILK

[basicmom]

WHO THE FUCK BRINGS GUNS INTO WALMART

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

yeah that’s fair

[1eiky-deactivated20170419]

[retrogaydad-deactivated20190324]

can u believe some people meet each other and just hit it off right off the bat and just.. .date? ? ? and fall in love ? ?? that sounds fake ? ? ?

[dailyatlanta]

[nickyflowers]

[bogleech]

that time will smith brutally deprived future generations of high art

[deadsiteletsfite]

emma watson’s a fucking furry

[inkskinned]

top 5 trends that make mentally ill people roll their eyes!!

“normal people scare me”

“it’s okay that you have depression, it makes you a better artist”

the character that is cured once they find love

“everyone gets depressed sometimes.”

kale shakes.