Oh!

Honey, I’m home

[smmamm]

I have PMDD and my period is 9 days late because of stress! I am in a prison of my mind and flesh!

[yorgen-sh]

The Chinese shoe manufacturer decided to demonstrate the indestructibility of their shoes

[scarlettohairdye]

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

[angel-fruitcake]

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

[illusoryfem]

[grandchild-deactivated20180219]

Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of 2018 will be for you

[smmamm]

2020 edition!

[smmamm]

2021 babyyy

[smmamm]

2022 tarot reading

[grandchild-deactivated20180219]

Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of 2018 will be for you

[smmamm]

2020 edition!

[smmamm]

2021 babyyy

[tibets]

[hisokasquiveringdick]

[shadovvlurking]

reblog and he will protect you

[smmamm]

okay no one else is allowed to follow me from now on :)

[pocketlarry]

[bombaynights-deactivated2019111]

me: *adds lmao bye at the end of my will*

[smmamm]

friend: are you okay? me: *trying out coffins* why do you ask?

[smmamm]

‘tis the season to be reminded of the only good thing I’ve ever posted on this awful website

[toastbutteregg]

nothing more relatable than this

[doomface]

does someone ever say something to you and you can just feel the

figuratively pop up over your head 

[stimman4000]

if you’re his doctor you can kill him a little bit on purpose it’s okay

[valtsv]

dark emails

[valtsv]

to whom it WILL concern

[normal-horoscopes]

NOW THAT THIS EMAIL HAS FOUND YOU

[conspiracy-to-commit-treason]

i hope this email finds you before i do