whistling in the dark

she/they/20-something/usa

[segamascott]

[buddwyer]

AITA? My doctor said I needed a COVID test and had me pee on a stick that he put in his pocket before asking me to leave.

[scenebetween-deactivated2023123]

Sorry i just saw the words COVID test and got so honry i passed out!

[buddwyer]

Can we please stay on topic here

[scenebetween-deactivated2023123]

YTA

[hatze]

[eebie]

[parkerposey]

Everyone who uses threads seems like they live on a different plane of reality than everyone else

[ozempicofficial]

[asingularcanadian]

work break simulator

[mihai-florescu]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[mihai-florescu]

The lion will never financially recover from this

[paperandpencilsandskips]

American Tumblr user: none of these words are ingredients for a burger

[ex-riddlecats]

BREAKING NEWS: softest material in the world has been discovered, scientists calling it "kitty tummy fur"

[pukicho]

Rate my fit:

$1,000,000 jacket

A kind smile

[thepanweebgirl]

is there anything else? or is your ball just hanging

[pukicho]

Eyes up here

[wizard-at-large]

Waymo perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Waymo. Put Baby In Waymo. no problems ever in wayymo because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Awaymo yes a place for a baby put baby in Waymo can trust Waymo for giveing good love to baby. friend Waymo

[sandmandaddy69]

[charl0ttan]

*beginning to suspect my roommate is a pulley* hey man would you mind picking up this big crate by changing the direction of applied force, thereby reducing the force needed? no reason

[maxfact]

My mom would love this post

[maxfact]

I was right

[escuerzoresucitado]

[weonsinnombre]

[mudwerks]

50 lb orange peel segment

[madeofxenon]

this is the worst glitch spotify has ever given me

[risu442]

I am so proud of the Hungarian ppl right now.

It was the 30th Pride.

It was banned.

200.000 people were there.

Thank you for this boost today. Thank you for showing up and standing up for our right!

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