Lemme Uh…get A Look At Them Yabbo Zabbos

1/4 blogs dedicated to each corner of my personality

[sandmandaddy69]

[sacred-portal]

[pangur-and-grim]

for fuck’s sake

[scorporia]

fuck with me

[rickybabyboy]

this isnt right...

[3000s]

tennishead

[rickybabyboy]

why

[flowerbunniii]

The way he just floats away always gets me

[staff]

we fucked up

[doesitsparkjoytho]

[sindri42]

Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.

[graycoin]

Crime porthole

[if-i-was-a-wyrm]

this was designed by cats

[ilovecatsandbaking]

Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.

[lurking96]

You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.

[bnprime]

the oubl-miette

[forthegothicheroine]

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

[unwinona]

There’s a whole plotline in the Addams Family Musical where Morticia and Gomez realize at the same time they each thought Grandmama was the other one’s parent and no one knows who the hell she is, and literally nothing changes because, well, she’s Grandmama now.

[obeliskthetormentorsfeetpics]

Gomez’s life’s ambition is to be a failed investor, just walk up to him and say “I’ve got this crazy idea, it’ll probably never work, but I need 5 million dollars to try” and he’ll just shout “brilliant!” Then sword fight you and give you the money

And because it’s Gomez whatever you do with the money will end up outrageously profitable

[satellite-slickers]

i find it impossibly funny that this is the canon reason for the adam family fortune. gomez desperately wants to be a failed investor and lose it all, but every single unhinged thing he throws money at *somehow* ends up becoming wildly successful

[brain-deadx0]

Its the only curse he doesn’t like

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[cephalapodsblog]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[cephalapodsblog]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[noenergytomakeheartsrace]

It throbbed when I saw your notification btw

[the-knight-of-the-stars]

Things are scary right now in Mexico.

The leader of cartel Jalisco, considered as the most powerful drug dealer in the world, was killed in an operative carried out by the mexican army and the cartel has begun their retaliation by trowing molotov bombs at convinience stores, taking over an airport and highways and setting cars and trucks on fire all over central mexico.

A curfew has been set in all the affected cities, and mine is one of those. I'm really scared for what may happen in the next few days, threats are being made and I'm watching places I have walked by my entire life be set on fire; and even though I think I can stay safe until this passes over I would really appreciate it if you all prayed for us. Whatever belief you have, I would be really greatful that you prayed for us.

[speciesofleastconcern]

[sacred-portal]

[thiccjimplz]

I be speaking Spanish willy nilly. Qué pasa mi hentai?

[the-big-mood]