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"ᴘʀᴏғᴇssᴏʀ ɪᴍ ᴛʀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ sᴀɴɪᴛɪᴢᴇ ɪɴᴋᴏᴘᴏʟɪs ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴍ ᴅᴜᴍᴍʏ ᴛʜɪᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʟᴀᴘ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ ᴄʜᴇᴇᴋs ᴋᴇᴇᴘs ᴀʟᴇʀᴛɪɴɢ ᴏғғ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏᴏᴋ"

[thicctartar]

by looking at this blog, i feel like ive entered the 8th level of hell and im loving it

good.

[thicctartar]

Confidential information

[thicctartar]

I'm sorry to resurrect that topic of someone shipping Tartar and Agent 8, but know this person and would like to say something. Their Tartar and Agent 8 actually have a healthy relationship. It takes a while to get to romance and it's kind of wholesome. I wanted to clarify since another person spread rumors saying that my friend was supporting a toxic and abusive relationship between their Tartar and Agent 8. I just wanted to say this is NOT the case. Thank you for hearing me out!

You know what? That’s perfectly fine. If they’re minding their own business and not bothering anyone, then you shouldn’t be going around and harassing them.

Actually you shouldn’t be harassing them, period.

[faalinks]

Commander Tartar: Vore pride flag + Louis Vuitton earbuds

[thicctartar]

At the end of the day though, don’t go harassing people for what they ship. That’s not cool.

[thicctartar]

The most euphoric feeling is slapping your ass to the telephone theme

I’ll take your word for it.

-Mod 8ball

[thicctartar]

I don't know their name but it was someone on tumblr and they had a lot of tartar stuff on their blog

You’re going to have to be more specific, there’s a lot of blogs with a lot of tartar on them. 

-Mod 8ball

[thicctartar]

What punishment awaits the world if order loses?

its up to pearl

[thicctartar]

WTF WHO SHIPS 8 AND TARTAR THAT IS GROSS

cod i wish i knew, we had to,,, delete an ask that was about tartar seducing 8

[thicctartar]

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this is a beautiful contribution, thank you

[thicctartar]

Did you see that person who ships there Tartar and Agent 8?

who does?

[thicctartar]

[thicctartar]

Tfw vore is canon in splatoon

[thicctartar]

[thicctartar]

how...how do i get involved in the tartar nonsense. how do i get lost in the sauce

cmon in

-mod 8ball

[thicctartar]

Yeah but think of all the fun you could have with primo's shapeshifting

Oh god yes

—Mod Sloog

[thicctartar]

im a sin bin

I’m getting judged at the pearly gates for wanting to fuck Tartar 

—Mod Sloog