Vale's Resident King of Thieves

What is it? I've got dust to steal, crimal organizations to run. That sort of important stuff kiddies. (Indie Roman Torchwick RP blog. Please read the rules and information page.)

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Arkos shippers be like

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Does this look appetizing to anyone?

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I did it right this time!

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Bleh, messed it up. Was supposed to have a layer of vanilla then chocolate and then vanilla again. I'll just have to try again after this gets eaten up by everyone

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"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish the guards gave me a scroll so I could watch Goldilocks break that twat's leg in two"

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Btw, friend got me this kickass RWBY necklace for Christmas!

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Nothing like clearing your ps3's memory up thousands of megabytes at a time

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One with I like in RWBY is when Ozpin was like “What your favorite fairy tale?” Then was all like “Those weren’t myths, that shit actually happened.” 

…What if HE was the old man in the tale of the 4 maidens? Then he must be thousands of years old

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Well we(Or at least some of the FNDM does I think) do associate Ozpin with clocks and clocks are a representation of time and the flow of time is what ultimately keeps the seasons changing

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//Okay but in all seriousness, I hope all of y’all have a great Thanksgiving and if you aren’t in America? I still hope you have a great day, you all deserve it. I’ll talk o y’all in a few hours maybe. Have fun guys!

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remnantinquisition

//More like making the food on 0 hours of sleep

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//that happens a lot actually. I feel sorry for those who do that.

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//Hot room, couldn’t sleep. Luckily I’ve cooked thanksgiving for the past 3-4 years so I’ve got most of everything pretty well down pat. I don’t think I’ll crash too badly till I get home

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remnantinquisition

//More like making the food on 0 hours of sleep

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//Not gonna lie, wish I could have slept but it was nice to sit outside at 6:00 in the morning and listen to the passing sounds while the light grew brighter

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Send me ϟ for my muse to tell yours the story behind one of their scars.

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//tfw you’re making thanksgiving dinner and you stay the night at your grandparents after getting the prep work done and now it’s 3:30 and you can’t sleep cause it’s too damn hot and that ceiling fan ain’t doing shit to help so you just tell yourself “Well it’s only four hours till you put the turkey in the oven. Guess it’s just time for Jbro staying up for too damn long part 2 (now with less remnantinquisition and gunsonmyguns having to deal with my shit)”

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//Okay but like...Roman growing up as an orphan and learning to only love and think about himself and being a horrible horrible person and criminal and then bam, Neo. And for some goddamn reason he just slowly starts letting people get away. Starts stealing just the stuff he needs and not totally destroying people’s lives blindly and he’s trying to figure out why and he realizes that for once he wants someone’s approval. That he actually wants to be liked by someone

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Attention fanfic writers in the rwby fandom. I am looking for people to assist me with a request I received. If you’re interested shoot me an ask on my writing blog @textrili

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//So like....if all of a sudden y’all see a giant ass text post out of no where from me I am so so sorry. I’m trying to write a story and I’m using tumblr to type it, if something happpens and it posts I’ll get it out of y’alls way as soon as possible. So just...sorry in case something like that happens